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Best of the Game Grumps - The Legend of Zelda (NES)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaAjbeGgGi0

Arin: Welcome back to Goosebumps.

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Arin: There's this one episode, uhmmm... where it's called "Camp Nightmare".

Danny: Camp Nightmare?

Arin: Yeah, where like the whole episode is like, *Dumb voice* "There's something going on in this camp!" And there's like a monster, that's like, the whole idea is that nobody's really catching on to the fact that there's this monster kinda destro- uh, eating all the kids.

Danny: Oh, okay.

Arin: And the main character's like, *High pitched voice* "I'm on to it!" And all the camp counselors are dicks.

Danny: Right.

Arin: And they're like, *Dumb voice* "I don't believe you!" And then like, they're jerks and they don't listen. And then one of the camp counselors disappears and it's like, "Oh no, what's going on?" And then at the end, when like, the kid has to like, own up to the monster or... er, like to the camp counselors~

Danny: Uh-huh.

Arin: They're all like, *Starts a slow clap*

Danny: *Laughs*

Arin: And it was like, it was all like a test. 

Danny: *Laughs again* Ohhhhh~

Arin: *Getting progressively more excited* And then his, like, parents come out. And they're like, "Yes, we- we need to go on this crazy mission and we wanted to bring you with us, and wanted to make sure you were prepared."

Danny: Ohhhhhhhhhh~

Arin: And it's like, "Oh, thank you so much!" Like, "Wow, that's amazing; I feel ready!" And they're like- and he's like, "Where are we going?"

*Arin reaching dangerously excited levels*

Arin: And then they look up in the sky, and they're like, "It's called 'Earth'."

*Arin immediately starts laughing*

Danny: Ohhhhhh my God.

*Arin can't stop laughing*

Danny: That's so Twilight Zone-y.

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*Immediately followed by a segment featuring both singing about dicks, then making sure that you check out their various dick songs on their valley girl iTunes channels*

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D’awww.

OMFG OKAY SO one of my classmates, L, came into lesson late this morning wearing a full circle princess dress, and eye shadow and eyeliner. He said to our teacher, “Sorry I am late” as we all looked up, he sat down. It was followed by laughter and giggles mostly from girls. Some of the boys were just in awe.

“Why are you wearing a dress, L?” I asked him “Because I felt like looking pretty today” He smiled confidently but seemed quite conscious that everyone went a little quiet.

THEN my friend (you can see her hand in the picture, holding a blue marker) walks in and says, “WHAT THE FUCK, thats taking the piss.” I quickly said, ” He looks great, he can wear whatever he wants” She goes, ” No yeah I KNOW but what the fuck he puts on eyeliner and wears dresses better than I do!”

Yep.

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Does Arin’s shirt say “Magical Girl”? Oh, God.

Part-time Grump, full time badass mercenary.

You will fear egoraptor and his cold stoic face.

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Srsly, Wade.

Wade plz

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I’m sorry, but this sounds like an amazing boyfriend.

MY BOYFRIEND IS LAUGHING ALONG TO CHEMISTRY LECTURES LIKE HE’S LISTENING TO CHEMISTRY LECTURES AND LIKES THEM ENOUGH THAT HE’S SMILING AND GIGGLING THIS IS DISGUSTING 

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Dead Funny

Can you imagine if no one was crazy?

Nothing would be invented.

Science would stop.

Drugs would become useless.

Money may stop changing hands.

Wars would end.

No one would have any mess to clean up.

Until someone got some crazy idea that maybe, just maybe, they weren’t normal.

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Math

Joey: Hey, Leo, let’s do some math!

Leo: I love doing math at 1am when I’ve been drinking.

Joey: What does Four Loko x 2 + Weed equal?

Leo: A happy but soon to be vomiting person?

Joey: Hey, cut me some slack. You’ve seen me drink more than that and still be fine.

Joey: ...Which is honestly kind of odd, considering how small I am.

Leo: This is true.

Joey: I’M A HUMAN WONDER!

Leo: Let’s not go too far here.

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He’ll take them.He’ll take your eyes.BECAUSE HE CAN.

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Dada, the original: “I have no idea what the fuck this shit is supposed to be conveying, therefore it must be art.”

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The manliest journalist this side of the Dixie.

WARFSTACHE WEDNESDAY!

 POST YOUR FAVORITE WARFSTACHE GIFS< PICS<FAN ART OR FICS!!!!

I WANNA SEE A TON OF STACHES ON MY DASH!!!!

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*During The Last of Us: Left Behind playthrough*

Markiplier: "Screw it, we're going in guns blazing, bitch."

*Proceeds to miss a lot with the pistol*

Markiplier: "Yep, just like that. That's how I roll. Five shots, three misses; it's all good."

Enemy: "I got this."

Markiplier: "No you don't. No you don't."

*More pistol misfiring*

Markiplier: "Yep, I meant to miss. I meant to miss. It was a deliberate."

Enemy: "She's got a gun!"

Markiplier: "Yeah I do. And I'm missing too. But that don't matter because I hate you... I only have two shots left."

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A Great Name for a Band #5

“Illiterately You’res; kyle“

A synth-pop guilty pleasure for English teachers everywhere.

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"Three whole hours?!”

“Well then, another cookie can’t hurt. I’m like 10, three hours is an eternity!”

me when i diet

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So I watched the new episode of The Walking Dead tonight / today (it’s easy to forget that it’s morning now).

I’ll admit, he fucked up and got Tyreese killed, but I still liked him. He was the most human person still at Grady Memorial Hospital, willing to help Beth out and even appearing to be a possible romantic option for her (right up until that bitch of a cop got psyched-out by the stabbing and blew the back of her head out).

Noah clearly wanted to start helping and had plans on how to make better use of himself, optimistically hoping to become an architect during dark times and strengthen Alexandria’s protective walls.

At least he went out on a badass note. Going from an absolutely rubbish shot during most of his appearances, he successfully became a fairly competent marksman and even used the butt of his rifle to take down a few walkers too (at one point saving Eugene’s life while doing so).

Watching him get eaten alive, in possibly one of the show’s most gruesome moments yet, was really rough, especially with Glenn sitting there helpless and forced to watch the entire scene unfold.

I was really hoping he’d make it long enough to evolve as a character, though I suppose he sort of did a bit before he went anyway. Regardless, it was one of the cruelest death’s the show’s given us thus far.

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A Great Name for a Band #4

"The Barry Bondage Experience"

All the lyrical joy of heavy steroid abuse and pent-up sexual aggression, rolled into one convenient package.

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A Great Name for a Band #3

"Swallowing Your Pride"

Innuendo-laden queerpunk band hailing from Grand Rapids, Michigan.

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Some Anon put a helluva lot of work into figuring out precisely what kind of dragon he would like to be in the event that he suddenly became a dragon.