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Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:

Sex

Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:

Sex

Holding hands

Bizarre misunderstandings

Meticulous descriptions of food and clothing

The author’s unaddressed traumas

Found family

Plausible explanations for existing plot holes

Additional plot holes

Exciting new frontiers in speculative physics, economics, chemistry, biology, zoology, psychology, theology, and/or ontology

Tax evasion

Gender

Very bad puns

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*Switches languages in mid-sentence while talking to myself*

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No you won’t ever be exactly the same again and that’s fine, actually.

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What is broth if not flavored water

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Me: panicked about something important

Also me literally a minute later: haha, gay

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Where was assassin Natasha in the 1602 episode tho

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WHAT IF... (2021 - ) I Happy Hogan Saved Christmas?

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I forgot I had this side blog

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Sooo I thought about WN as video game and this is what I got :D

(I kinda hate drawing without lineart so I won't do this anymore, I've had enough)

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I know the fear and pain that Beatrice feels seeing Ava dangle in the air and plummet to the ground is important to show Beatrice’s feelings for Ava, etc etc, but it still would have been unbelievably hilarious if Mary had been there and yelled up to Ava to quit being a baby, this wasn’t even as bad as the cliff she kicked her off of, and then Ava yelling back at her to shut up this drop is DEFINITELY higher, and Beatrice yelling at Mary, “YOU KICKED HER OFF A CLIFF???” and then the halo starting to flicker and Mary yelling, “DO A FLIP!!” right as Ava plunges towards the ground.

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I convinced my mom to watch Warrior Nun and she was telling my dad about it and I promise you this is a real conversation they had:

Dad: How do they get rid of the demons tho?

Mom: Lesbianism.

Dad:

Me:

Mom:

Dad: I mean if it works, why not?

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Nothing like disappointing my ancestors by making my congee spicy

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* A and B discussing Splatoon*

A *pauses and inhales* : You’re an all natural fried chicken. Say IT. SAY YOU’RE AN ALL NATURAL FRIED CHICKEN!

B : I’m an all nature fried chicken?

A : YOU’RE AN ALL NATURE FRIED CHICKEN!

B : I’M AN ALL NATURE FRIED CHICKEN!

A : YOU’RE AN ALL NATURE FRIED CHICKEN!

B : I’M AN ALL NATURE FRIED CHICKEN!

C : You’re supposed to be practising French.

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It’s like 4am y’all, wtf, I don’t need anymore Clexa angst, it’s been 6 years for fucks sake. EVERYWHERE I GO Y’ALL ARE COMPARING OTHER SAPPHIC SHIPS WITH CLEXA AND I’M TOO FUCKING TIRED FOR THIS SHIT

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you’re on your own, kid

yeah, you can face this

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Peter (on the ceiling): skree

Clint (confused): What?

Peter *yawns*: skree.

Clint (terrified for some reason) *calls Natasha*

Natasha: He’s just unhinged but too sleep deprived to screech. It’ll be fine as long as you keep the applesauce away from him

Clint *sighs in relief and goes back to the room Peter was in*

Peter * in the middle of putting applesauce in his mouth*

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Just a reminder: if you’re rewatching Warrior Nun in the background (to keep the viewership up), don’t speed it up.

Netflix counts the hours viewed.