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@shit-my-asexual-friend-says Absolutely. We literally talk about how we take turns being able to take care of stuff around the house.

If i had an evil doppelganger i would simply invite it to come live with me. if i can get a wfh job so can it, i'll even let it borrow my resume. Cut our housing costs in half. Double our odds of getting chores done because we each know the other is Watching And Judging if we don't do the thing we said we were gonna do. Way easier to make the bed. Write twice as fast by trading off outlining and drafting. Sure i'd occasionally lose some sleep from holding my bedroom door shut at 3 a.m. while it tries to force its way in to murder me, but what roommate is perfect

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@shit-my-asexual-friend-says I feel like we take turns being Blue Fox

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It's really just all about self-preservation, honestly. I really do worry about @shit-my-asexual-friend-says and others who dabble in such things.

sexual attraction? you mean the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

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Self Portrait, 2024, oil on canvas

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Ah yes, a watch and rings. My only two defining characteristics.

My QP, @why-are-the-allos-like-this

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I made a drawing of our version of this!

Finn's bath situation

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Passing on the handholding

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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I think we now have grounds for plagiarism claims /j

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To reuse my favorite gif:

I work on a university campus and they are required by US law to alert the community when certain types of crimes and incidents occur. For example, one of the first days I was working there, an employee got punched and the perpetrator ran off, so they let everybody know to watch out. Very important.

Anyway, there is a particular classification of incident that makes me laugh, not because it isn't serious, but because every now and then my phone buzzed with this giant notification that just says

ALERT: LEWDNESS

And I feel like that just sums up the whole aroace experience in an allo world.

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I work on a university campus and they are required by US law to alert the community when certain types of crimes and incidents occur. For example, one of the first days I was working there, an employee got punched and the perpetrator ran off, so they let everybody know to watch out. Very important.

Anyway, there is a particular classification of incident that makes me laugh, not because it isn't serious, but because every now and then my phone buzzed with this giant notification that just says

ALERT: LEWDNESS

And I feel like that just sums up the whole aroace experience in an allo world.

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None of the planes I have been on have ever a) fallen out of the sky or b) suffered a truly catastrophic mechanical failure.

I just invite......

Variety

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

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I would 1000% wear this in the most gender-ambiguous way possible

Dress, c. 1916

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I don't understand (and I think I probably don't want to understand) but you're so rude to meeeeeeeee

Watalt: There's free flowers at the farmers' market tomorrow. Watalt: You could freely flower Me: There's laws against that. Watalt: Me: Watalt: That's your allo face. How is that your allo face.

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My gender is a little bit of a lot of people who are on the same page.

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

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This entire comic is very Smafs and Watalt coded. Only, I'm usually both the one diving into bushes AND the one threatening to carry the other one away.

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I'm curious what y'all think

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Realized I never attached my results?

yo look

So @Thewritehag decided to post something off Facebook so I wanted to try it (I'm demipansexual by the way) and got a bingo in 5 seconds :>

Here's blank card by the way :D