why-are-the-allos-like-this
why-are-the-allos-like-this
The One who Noped Out
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A parallel blog to go with my dear friend's, @shit-my-asexual-friend-says, to talk about how different things are from each other's perspectives
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 2 months ago
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@shit-my-asexual-friend-says Absolutely. We literally talk about how we take turns being able to take care of stuff around the house.
If i had an evil doppelganger i would simply invite it to come live with me. if i can get a wfh job so can it, i'll even let it borrow my resume. Cut our housing costs in half. Double our odds of getting chores done because we each know the other is Watching And Judging if we don't do the thing we said we were gonna do. Way easier to make the bed. Write twice as fast by trading off outlining and drafting. Sure i'd occasionally lose some sleep from holding my bedroom door shut at 3 a.m. while it tries to force its way in to murder me, but what roommate is perfect
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 6 months ago
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@shit-my-asexual-friend-says I feel like we take turns being Blue Fox
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 6 months ago
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It's really just all about self-preservation, honestly. I really do worry about @shit-my-asexual-friend-says and others who dabble in such things.
sexual attraction? you mean the thing that killed romeo and juliet?
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 7 months ago
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Self Portrait, 2024, oil on canvas
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 7 months ago
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Ah yes, a watch and rings. My only two defining characteristics.
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My QP, @why-are-the-allos-like-this
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 7 months ago
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I made a drawing of our version of this!
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Finn's bath situation
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 7 months ago
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Passing on the handholding
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 8 months ago
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@shit-my-asexual-friend-says
I think we now have grounds for plagiarism claims /j
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 8 months ago
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To reuse my favorite gif:
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I work on a university campus and they are required by US law to alert the community when certain types of crimes and incidents occur. For example, one of the first days I was working there, an employee got punched and the perpetrator ran off, so they let everybody know to watch out. Very important.
Anyway, there is a particular classification of incident that makes me laugh, not because it isn't serious, but because every now and then my phone buzzed with this giant notification that just says
ALERT: LEWDNESS
And I feel like that just sums up the whole aroace experience in an allo world.
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 8 months ago
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I work on a university campus and they are required by US law to alert the community when certain types of crimes and incidents occur. For example, one of the first days I was working there, an employee got punched and the perpetrator ran off, so they let everybody know to watch out. Very important.
Anyway, there is a particular classification of incident that makes me laugh, not because it isn't serious, but because every now and then my phone buzzed with this giant notification that just says
ALERT: LEWDNESS
And I feel like that just sums up the whole aroace experience in an allo world.
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 9 months ago
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None of the planes I have been on have ever a) fallen out of the sky or b) suffered a truly catastrophic mechanical failure.
I just invite......
Variety
We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 10 months ago
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I would 1000% wear this in the most gender-ambiguous way possible
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Dress, c. 1916
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 10 months ago
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I don't understand (and I think I probably don't want to understand) but you're so rude to meeeeeeeee
Watalt: There's free flowers at the farmers' market tomorrow. Watalt: You could freely flower Me: There's laws against that. Watalt: Me: Watalt: That's your allo face. How is that your allo face.
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 10 months ago
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My gender is a little bit of a lot of people who are on the same page.
Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.
My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done
@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 10 months ago
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This entire comic is very Smafs and Watalt coded. Only, I'm usually both the one diving into bushes AND the one threatening to carry the other one away.
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 10 months ago
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I'm curious what y'all think
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 11 months ago
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Realized I never attached my results?
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yo look
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So @Thewritehag decided to post something off Facebook so I wanted to try it (I'm demipansexual by the way) and got a bingo in 5 seconds :>
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Here's blank card by the way :D
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