#asexual humor

[acexualien]

[theacecouple]

Many Aces go through a process where they learn what society conventionally considers "sexy" and learn how to feign sexual attraction, without experiencing it themselves, based on those standards. This is known as "hacking the allo-gorithm"

[asexual-in-distress]

What food do you have asexual tension with?

[stabbydragon]

I should start saying "no allo" when commenting that someone looks good like how guys say "no homo"

[theaceofarrows]

[bizarreaizen]

i would love for this to happen

[kleinergeist]

I have invented a new version of fck marry kill for ppl like me (aroace and fond of violence) called kill kill kill

[crystallinewalker]

my science test: select all the organisms that were produced by asexual reproduction the actual correct answers: options a, c, and e

[neverseemenaked]

More to come, I hope.

[hyperesthesias]

Happy International Asexuality Day from your friendly neighborhood bounty hunter.

[bli-o]

asexuals* dont want good sex partners we want partners who will notice when we’re acting off and ask us if we’re ok🔥🔥🔥🔥

[asexual-in-distress]

Anyone else? No? Just me? （−＿−；）

[samijami]

Me: *accidentally finds something in Google I shouldn't be looking at*

Google: Condoms can be used on toys-

My thoughts: *a fucking condom on a transformer action figure*

[theaceofarrows]

[arodescence]

[everyone-is-emptyy]