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Seriously, sometimes on my For You page, it suggests me weird little girl stans and antis, and it's like... bro... they're kids??? Does it matter who's the prettiest??? And what's the obsession with fighting about what Stark sister is supposed to have an incestious relationship with Jon Snow???

And the insistence that Sansa is an evil bully that has abused Arya is wild! Has she done abusive thing? Yes! But she's a stupid preteen child, mirroring her mother's behaviors not an evil mastermind! (Talkin about Catelyn, she's definantly a questionable person that do both good and bad, and who's actions again can be explained by her own upbringing.)

Also just the weirdness of reducing the little girl characters (mostly Sansa) to a self insert to ship with whatever grown man the person fancies… like… do you even like the actual charectere? Or did you just see a #PrettyAndTragic girl to imgaine yourself as in ship-fics?

looking into the asoiaf girl child character tags and dipping right out again

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Obsessed with your clegane fanart 😭 esp gregor with his freckles

Thank you so much! I myself looked at that art again recently and was delighted when I saw Gregor's freckles! I don't know why, but somehow giving such a horrid person such and adorable feature just brings joy :P

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Fun ASOIAF fact!

While seemingly close in height, Robert Strong is actually a whole head shorter than Gregor Clegane!

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When drawing people, there's forever the struggle between using clothes to cover shitty anatomy, or just drawing nude people to avoid drawing shitty clothes...

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My cousin is in need of help

So this is very different than what I usually post, but my cousin is very ill and needs money for a surgery. While we live in Denmark (yay health care) the operation she needs is unfortunately not availably in our country and she'll have to pay for it herself.

She needs surgery for Craniocervical Instability (CCI). Right now she's unable to do pretty much anything, but lay in a dark and quite room. Her GoFundMe explains better than I can.

I've chosen to share her fundraiser here, in the hopes that anybody who can, and wants to, will help, either by donating or sharing the link.

Now I completely understands that this is asking for a lot! And that not everybody has the means to just give money to a stranger, as somebody without an income myself I stand in just that position. (I'm of course donating to my own cousin, tho)

So if you can, please help my cousin try and get her life back <3

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Hello Jasmin, My name is Taco. I run a very small youtube Channel where I make Asoiaf Content. I'm going to do a videro on Qarlton Chelsted. You have the like only art of him. I was hoping to use it for my thumbnail. you will be named during the video. Are you okay with this?

Oh yeah! That's completely fine! You can send me a link to your video once you post if you want to! ☺️

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Piss Puppy cry baby <3

First post of 2024, lol

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Ah! My favorite thot, looking so serious as he's stuck in the flower-void!

Been forever since I did a lineless drawing, so decided to surprisingly quickly make one! :P

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Baby gurl is such a horse girl, and he just love his pretty pony <3

Bonus 2000's inspired glitter gif vvv

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Begining AFFC. It is going as well as you think it would go for someone like me

Credits for Dorian's picture to @wildfirefruitjars

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Just a lil Revolver Ocelot from Metal Gear Solid, that I drew for my youngest older sister, cause who doesn't love an old chaotically gay tragic cat boy, with a revolver fetish? OwO

Also fun fact! I actually have the same birthday as Ocelot! :P

VVV Lil meme version below VVV

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Maester Aemon calling Aerys for "My brother's poor grandson" in AGOT is based as fuck.

Like Aemon definitely has heard about all the horrid shit Aerys has done, but he's also been penpals with Rhaegar, who might have had a slightly more sympathetic view on his dad than most, and no one can tell me Aegon didn't write with his big brother! Like Egg's probably been telling about how sweet little Aerys lost his first tooth, drew dragons on the wall or got into trouble with Steffon and Tywin.

So for Aemon, Aerys first and foremost isn’t the Mad King, he’s Egg’s troubled grandbaby.

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Got a new laptop! It's great, but… now all the art from my old laptop looks weirdly yellowish! I think it's because my new screen is better, or so I hope! :P

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So... I've watched Good Omens, season one and two. I'd call myself a very casual viewer, I'm not part of the fandom, nor have I read the original book... But I gotta say, the second season is nowhere as good as the first one... Don't get me wrong, I had fun watching it! Buuuut... It felt like I was watching a fanfiction, not an official second season 😅

The first season was cheesy, charming and whimsical and the second season is the two first, but it's lost the whimsy.

Much of that I feel like comes from the lack of narration from God. The little comments and cut away sections made for something fun and rather unique! But the second season doesn't really have that, making it feel somewhat... lacking? Also there's a lack of characters and actual plot, if you ask me (not that anybody did).

Still, I did enjoy it, but I do hope a third season will do better in bringing back the original magic and hopefully make it feel less like a fanfiction!

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By the end the Mad King had become so fearful that he would allow no blade in his presence, save for the swords his Kingsguard wore. His beard was matted and unwashed, his hair a silver-gold tangle that reached his waist, his fingernails cracked yellow claws nine inches long. Yet still the blades tormented him, the ones he could never escape, the blades of the Iron Throne. His arms and legs were always covered with scabs and half-healed cuts. Let him be king over charred bones and cooked meat, Jaime remembered, studying his sister's smile. Let him be the king of ashes. -- Jaime II, A Feast For Crows

A Song of Ice and Fire Calendar 2024 || Aerys II Targaryen by Justin Sweet

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Guess I wasn't completely done with family portraits, for here is house Clegane! Though this time I made it more difficult for myself and didn't just draw siblings, but also parents, and because I hate myself I also drew said siblings as kids... I had fun, tho! It was fun playing around with how much or little I wanted them to look like each other, and it was of course quite the challenge to "babify" the characters!

Oh well, first of course have Daddy and Mommy Clegane! We know very little about either, but I like to imagine they hate each other <3

Gregor I took great pleasure in giving freckles as freckles are adorable and Gregor is anything but! Also I wanted him to look around twelve as a kid, but he looks older... but that's fine, we know he was a huge preteen anyways!

The Piss-puppy himself, Sandor. I've drawn his scar on his right instead of his left as I usually do, as somebody (Sansa) is very confusing/inconsistent about what side it is! -_- Also babby Sandor is supposed to be around seven (again, looks too old, but Cleganes just grow quick, ok!) I was just gonna draw him post-burn, but then I was struck by the powerful urge to give him a bowl cut, which just wouldn't work well when bald on one side!

And then we have the sister, whose tooth was definitely knocked out by Gregor! She is supposed to be around five as a kid.

The sister is actually the reason I drew them as children as well as adults. All we know about the sister is that she died young under queer circumstances, which is rumored to be Gregor's fault. We don't even know where she lays age wise in the sibling order! But by dying young, I assume she probably died while under ten, but I originally didn't wanna draw kids, as I wanted to draw facial features and young children are just round-faced, button nosed blobs, so I just drew her as an adult! But then I decided I ought to challenge myself, and I drew babies!

If anybody somehow was bored enough to read my whole ramble, I'm sorry... as a bonus you can get to hear my headcanon names for the unnamed Cleganes!

I like to call daddy Clegane for Rolder and his father for Caspor (whom I might draw one day) Mommy Clegane I've decides to name Tanda and for the sister I've chosen Lynora :P

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Sibling portraits part 2!

Following along with the pattern of sibling groups of three... until the darn Starks come along and ruin it!

See part 1 here: