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I'm a fucking embarrassement.

I went on YT earlier today and on my front page I saw this thumbnail for a sponsored video

and the first thing my very VERY corrupted brain thought was :

" Huh, I guess YT is a lot chiller than I thought about censorship ... "

Until my 2 braincells connected and realised it was an EARplug unboxing 😭😭😭

Please excuse me while I go sit in that corner.

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I have come to a realisation a while back that I really REALLY enjoy throuples.

It makes me ship characters I wouldn't ship together otherwise if it were just a pairing, but add a third person and boom, magic.

For exemple Izuku/Ochako/Tenya (My Hero Academia)

I wouldn't ship Tenya and Ochako as a pairing and I wouldn't ship Izuku and Tenya either, but the three of them together ? Fuck yeah, I think they're super cute.

The same could also be said for Sam/Clover/Alex (Totally Spies)

Wouldn't they work so well together ???

I can't picture just 2 of them together, it woule be weird, but the 3 of them ? They would be so cute, the most iconic lesbian polyamory relationship on campus 💅 Mandy could never.

Or Tulio/Chel/Miguel (The Road to El Dorado)

Need I say more ?

And let's not forget Azula/Mai/Ty Lee (Avatar the last air bender) !

Those badass, lethal, toxic lesbians in severe need of therapy 🙌

Anyway, those were a few exemples of "characters I wouldn't ship together 2 by 2 but that I love in a throuple" , I'm sure there are many more.

I just wanted to yap a bit about that.

Do you have any ? (come yap at me ❤ !)

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If One Piece were an omegaverse, what would the crew be ?

This is a question I asked my sister and myself a while ago and we had fun thinking abut it so I decided to share it with the class 🙌

LUFFY : alpha

imo Luffy could be any of the 3

He coud be an omega or a beta because he's constantly underestimated and smaller than mooooost of the cast. The underdog aspect of his character would work very well for that and the fact that the captain is not an alpha would enhance the fact that the Straw Hats are an unconventional crew.

But I think alpha would be just a little more fitting, he would be the underestimated runty alpha that thrives in chaos and always defies expectations. He would be the kind of alpha who doesn't give a shit about gender roles, which would be very good and very important for multiple members of his crew. And of course let's not forget his Conqueror Haki.

ZORO : alpha

That was never a question honestly, he's an alpha through and through, a stereotypical alpha but in a good way.

Ha has the strengh, the size, the muscles, the leadership, the violence.

He's a natural protector when it comes to his crew and he's respectful and chill enough that he wouldn't mind obeying another alpha if he deems them worthy (Luffy).

USOPP : beta

He's the "normal guy" of the crew.

Not aggressive, good follower, pretty chill + it would work well with his lack of confidence and his self-esteem issues.

SANJI : omega

That was an obvious choice imo.

He was the weakest of his simblings (Reiju would be a beta and the 3 others would be alphas), the one who cared the most, with a lot of empathy and a desire to care for others + the one who looks like his mother the most.

That's still the case as an adult, he deeply cares about people, especially HIS people. He's a caregiver at heart.

It would work really well with all his gender issues and with his relationship with Zoro and Luffy, because they wouldn't give a shit about him being an omega and that would do him a lot of good.

There is a softness about him that's not present in the 2 others, yet he would be a prime example of "don't judge a book by it's cover " because he would still kick ass.

Plus I think it would fit very well with the WCI arc (it's about a wedding, it shows a lot of his empathy, how much he cares about the crew ...).

NAMI : omega

She has been coveted multiple times, the seduction, her beauty, her past where she was exploited by a group of very aggressive and controlling people, lots of roundness about her ... and many many other things.

CHOPPER : omega

He is the baby of the crew, cared for and protected, he was the runt of his herd, different and ostracised, he cares deeply about other and want to help, an excellent care giver since he is the crew's doctor. Lots of roundness about him to.

(Notice how the 3 omegas of the crew has the 3 most important jobs on the ship)

ROBIN : beta

She is a follower, she needed to be unnoticed for most of her life and she always served stronger than her. She is scarily competent so I understand why some people would say she's an alpha but I still think the unassuming aspect of being a beta would suit her best.

FRANKY : beta

Before aaaaall his body changes he was pretty normal physically, he is a good follower, competent and pretty chill.

I like to think that even the beta of the crew are weird and amazing, everything is unexpected about them.

BROOK : beta

Same as Franky honestly, it does not matter that he is a beta since everything else is so... peculiar.

JIMBEI : alpha

Same as Zoro.

Strong, powerful, good leadership but chill and respectful enough to be the good kind of alpha.

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Anyway that's my take on the crew ! What do you think ?

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Friendly reminder that AO3 is fighting AI data scrapers on behalf of all fanfic writers!

According to the post below, AO3 issued a DMCA takedown after finding out that all works before March 2025 were scraped and uploaded as a dataset to potentially train AI. The ability to take legal action against scum like this is the direct result of people donating to AO3 so they can keep functioning and they don't pocket any of it because they are a non-profit organization.

So when you see the AO3 donation drives, please remember that this is what the money is going toward and support it when you can!

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OK so I was looking for spicy fanfics and I wanted to try Ted/Rebecca fics to see what they had to offer, but guys ... where are my femdom Rebecca fanfics 😭 ???

There's almost nothing, I just want that middle aged man to get railed within an inch of his life and and I want Rebecca to be smug about it.

I want him to blush so hard he doesn't have any blood left in his body, I want him to get f*cked silly to the point where he's a stuttering mess 😫

I have that with Trent x Ted so I had my fix, no worries (thank god I'm a multi shipper) but I'd like to see more confident, authoritative and sexy Rebecca in bed 👊😔

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I like how so many fanfic writers started using a few of the same names for Roy's sister.

Out of the many (MANY) Ted Lasso fanfics I've read over the months, the one I've seen the most is Ruth (personal favorite), with Molly as a close second.

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I like to think that, if they were in a relationship, Ted and Trent would call each other Darling and would just LOVE (and be a little bit obsessed by) how it sounds with the other's accent

Ted : Darlin'

Trent : Da'ling

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The photo sucks and I putted a lame rainbow on a corner but the cake was pretty And delicious so.... meh.

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A purple cake next to a skull candle on Halloween. Once again, I'm the queen of originality. 🦇🎃

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A chocolate cake covered with chocolate mousse, because there is never enough chocolate.

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Apple/cinamon cake 🍁