me ab my guy
wanna comfort him with my body. want him to suck on my boobs and hold my hands and get inside me and feel so nice and cozy and happy
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i’m going insane i’m thinking of starting an onlyfans
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i think i want to move to new york
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Harrison Ford hating playing Han Solo made him better at playing Han Solo because Han Solo did not want to be there doing those things either.
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the new skyrizi song sounds straight out of 2013 summer
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realizing that one friend is almost exactly your type in fictional men
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thinking about when i told a kid he looked like the dude from a clockwork orange and apologized right afterwards. only to find out HES BEEN TOLD THIS BEFORE. HES NOT EVEN GONE THROUGH MIDDLE SCHOOL AND HAS GOT THE KUBRICK STARE
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sometimes i think that all the people i go to school with either don’t know me, don’t care about me, or hate me.
and then i get hit with the
“yeah, i was driving behind you this morning. you were really slow”
i didn’t even know you knew what my car is!?
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“if i was younger and could run, i’d pee on trump’s grave” -my dad on the topic of when trump is dead and if he has a public or private grave
i love my dad y’all
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things aren’t bad anymore, 10/10
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no, wednesday addams does not need a boyfriend. she is a strong, independent female character. i, however am not.
oh my god i need him. please let me have him. i need him. i need him so bad.
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i’ve been said to have parking garage rage
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as of recent, i have been nurturing a young mind.
they totally are not the younger sibling of a friend/ex’s beard and i am totally not guiding them through watching doctor who
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twitter is dying slowly of a fatal disease….SAD! well i think we should put tik tok in a saw trap
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