wishwingalpha

[wishwingalpha]

I kinda hate when people try to take away the Canary Curse from Jimmy’s character. Yes, we know he isn’t just a pathetic little guy who just die because he’s bad or he’s not ambitious or whatever people want to say. It isn’t about him as a person or how he plays the game.

Jimmy is cursed despite who he is. Yes he’s ambitious, yes he’s smart, yes he wants to win every single game because he’s so driven. His curse is just a matter of (lore wise) the watchers stopping him. Every ‘cursed’ death he has is a matter of bad luck. It’s not because he sucks.

If anything him being a canary is just fun imagery. It’s fun for art, it’s fun for the poetry of the games, it’s fun for all the stuff you can connect with it. To take it away is just so weird to me? It’s like a core part of the life series. Argue all you want if Jimmy has the curse still or not, but saying it was never a thing doesn’t make any sense.

[wishwingalpha]

Law husbands relationship in a nutshell. (Click for better resolution) I’m counting this as my yearly pride piece just Incase I don’t do anything else this month. I’ve never posted Fwhimmy on this account, but it’s literally my favorite ship ever.

I have so many silly head canons for these guys omg, I can’t believe I haven’t drawn them in like a year. Pls send good law husband fic suggestions, I would KILL for some.

[wishwingalpha]

Okay but lowkey… based head canon.

Consider: Xornoth can't walk. He uses teleportation to travel everywhere so nobody finds out about this. People think he leans against walls to look cool, but in reality, it's so he doesn't fall over.

[wishwingalpha]

Happy (kinda) late anniversary to Empires smp! It’s been 4 whole years.

Haha… I’m never going to recover from the things this series did to me

[wishwingalpha]

Not a lot of people talking about how the life series teaser starts with the red heart and goes to green. Kinda weird right? We usually go from green to red so does this mean that’s different somehow?

[wishwingalpha]

Omg is Second Life actually happening?? The most anticipated name for the life series?? The teaser was deliberately time themed so that’s my guess. If I somehow guess any of the gimmicks for the next season I will explode.

I’m gonna guess a few more things, why not.

1- Oli helped in someway, whether that be sound or music. That or he joins the series (PLSPLSPLS)

2- There will be new models for stuff, like making the snails or the quiz bots.

I’m also going to throw out this totally crazy thought about what this “Second life” could be. Second life as in seconds in time, right? Or maybe… it’s a second chance at things. As in repeating the other games..

What if each episode has the gimmicks of the past games? What if it starts with the rules of 3rd life, then the next episode is last life and so on, ending at wild life. That would make six episodes not including the finale that could end in the wildlife way with the gimmicks going through quickly. All the games would have to be changed a bit, like limited with how you have 24 hours would have to be changed somehow.

Anyways that’s a crazy thought… haha.. almost like a finale of the whole of the life series so… that would be sooo crazy. So I’m just gonna say that’s not what’s happening and live on in ignorance of my own theory. Because that’s just a theory, A GAMEEEE THEORY. See you next time for more life series ideas that will never happen.

It’s that time of year again! Sharing shitty life series ideas until I get one sort of correct!

Super Life

It’s like the origins mod. Each week you get a new super power. The powers range in usefulness. Some powers would be lame like being able to have silk-touch hands and turning into mobs, while others have you shooting fire and flying. The super powers would not be repeated (at least maybe, bc that would be difficult) at least the same person wouldn’t end up with the same power in any of their other sessions. The finale episode would be the person getting all the powers they had previously, either all at once or in order until it goes crazy like in Wild Life.

Merged Life

This one would be similar to Double Life. This one isn’t really a new idea and something a lot of people want. A group of people share health. The groups would range from 3-4 people in groups. Each sharing health would be incredibly hard so they would have 6 lives as a team. What could make this more interesting is the life-currency system, where people can trade lives like they did in last life. This could bring up multiple fights as most people would fight over if giving a life would be worth it as they all share it. It only takes one person to do the give life command so they could really screw over the people they are linked with if they really wanted to (especially if they don’t actually team with them but still share health.)

Second Life

This one derives off of limited life, last life and secret life. It’s kinda complicated so I hope I explain this well. Everyone gets tasks or something similar to that, but there’s a timer for how long you have to do it. Let’s say you get two tasks a session (so one task goes until the break and the other goes until the end.) I’d say this would go off of the heart system that secret life had so if you don’t complete the task you lose a said amount of hearts. You have four lives in this season, with 30 hearts in each. While it is peaceful in green, someone isn’t peaceful. One person a session is the bogey man. They only have one task that day, to kill one person, and once it’s done they don’t have another task the rest of the session. (Killing might be too harsh in this season though so maybe it’s just a really harmful task?) also it’s called second life because of the timed task. Get it? Seconds? (Hahaha I’m so funny..) Reds will be the same as they were in secret life, with harmful tasks. I’m not sure if theirs would be timed or not.

[wishwingalpha]

Idk. Happy pride.

Might remake my Xornoth pride month thing from last year if anything, I’m trying to prepare for artfight so we’ll see.

[wishwingalpha]

reblog this post and put in the tags your favorite life series headcanon

it can be about the series or about the lifers, either one :]

[wishwingalpha]

For legal reasons, this is a joke. Shrub is okay, I promise. Exor is just being silly…

This is my first time useing ibis paint in years (because I lowkey hate that app) so this is just a crappy comic bc I wanted to test my Exor design.

This is based on my au, so feel free to ask any questions lol.

[wishwingalpha]

Opinions on moonknight perchance?

I fucking love Moonknight. Rant about Moonknight below the break

It’s actually a crime that there will be no season two nor is he in any upcoming movies. I’m. Sorry? Moonknight would fit PERFECTLY in the Thunderbolts. He’s got trauma, he’s cools asf, like what else could you ask for.

I think they fumbled by making Marc and Steven give up being moon knight, (which I know made sense for their character but still) I don’t think they knew what to do after that. Like, you want to have the issue of learning about their third alter and stuff but how do you do that if the two main characters that you focused on for a season can’t be super hero’s anymore? What plot could you have in a superhero show if you aren’t a super hero?

The worst part is that it could totally be plausible to fix in moon knight season two, but we aren’t getting one. We aren’t even getting a Moonknight movie confirmed. If they do show up, it’s most likely going to have him as a side character which is so so so bad. It would rush any arc that they could set up for Jake’s in learning about the other alters.

And how do you make a Moonknight anything without them being Moonknight? How fast would they shoe horn Marc and Steven into accepting being Konshus fist of vengeance again? Or would it be forced, because if Jake wants to stay Moonknight to they even have a say?

In this essay I will—

[wishwingalpha]

It’s that time of year again! Sharing shitty life series ideas until I get one sort of correct!

Super Life

It’s like the origins mod. Each week you get a new super power. The powers range in usefulness. Some powers would be lame like being able to have silk-touch hands and turning into mobs, while others have you shooting fire and flying. The super powers would not be repeated (at least maybe, bc that would be difficult) at least the same person wouldn’t end up with the same power in any of their other sessions. The finale episode would be the person getting all the powers they had previously, either all at once or in order until it goes crazy like in Wild Life.

Merged Life

This one would be similar to Double Life. This one isn’t really a new idea and something a lot of people want. A group of people share health. The groups would range from 3-4 people in groups. Each sharing health would be incredibly hard so they would have 6 lives as a team. What could make this more interesting is the life-currency system, where people can trade lives like they did in last life. This could bring up multiple fights as most people would fight over if giving a life would be worth it as they all share it. It only takes one person to do the give life command so they could really screw over the people they are linked with if they really wanted to (especially if they don’t actually team with them but still share health.)

Second Life

This one derives off of limited life, last life and secret life. It’s kinda complicated so I hope I explain this well. Everyone gets tasks or something similar to that, but there’s a timer for how long you have to do it. Let’s say you get two tasks a session (so one task goes until the break and the other goes until the end.) I’d say this would go off of the heart system that secret life had so if you don’t complete the task you lose a said amount of hearts. You have four lives in this season, with 30 hearts in each. While it is peaceful in green, someone isn’t peaceful. One person a session is the bogey man. They only have one task that day, to kill one person, and once it’s done they don’t have another task the rest of the session. (Killing might be too harsh in this season though so maybe it’s just a really harmful task?) also it’s called second life because of the timed task. Get it? Seconds? (Hahaha I’m so funny..) Reds will be the same as they were in secret life, with harmful tasks. I’m not sure if theirs would be timed or not.

[wishwingalpha]

I want fics and I want them now.

Parallels between Xornoth and Double Life Pearl because actually you know what I don't have to explain myself

Soul links to Scott

Scott uses this link to kill both of them

Bad relationship with Scott

Very isolated

Villainised by almost the entire server (Xornoth rightfully so but that's irrelevant right now)

Association with the colour red

Association with darkness in general

Altered state of mind (5am Pearl counts because sleep deprivation)

My IRL friends cannot agree on their hair colours.

This is to say that they would be best friends.

[wishwingalpha]

Lore from the life series (secret life) inspired smp I’m on (I love you confi)

I think it’s so funny I got the genie task because my name is wish. I’ll never live that down lmao. I tried to make a watcher esc rhyme to explain my task lmao. I love the silly lore I made. (Pls pls pls someone ask me ab it I’m gonna explode)

[wishwingalpha]

Yall someone pls tell me how to stop bots from spamming my ask box. It’s getting insane atp.

[wishwingalpha]

Correct

i haven't finished empires s2 and I haven't watched s1 in a while but what I'm gathering is that in season 1 Joey kept thinking Shelby was trying to steal his boyfriend so in season 2 she stole his girlfriend

[wishwingalpha]

I haven’t seen anyone else make this connection, but if feels like they watched a captain sparkles music video and decided that must be the plot of all of Minecraft. It’s a story that’s been done so many times it’s exhausting.

(Not targeted at my goat the Captain though, his were actually creative, had good animation for the time and revolutionized Minecraft parody)

There are so many stories to be told in the Minecraft universe if they actually cared about the game. Music disks, why there are undead, pillagers vs villagers, the Wither, going to the end, literally anything! Yes, the movie should be about creativity and making friends because that’s what Minecraft is. All the actual Minecraft movie did was say the word creativity even though they did no such thing.

Why add all these new characters and not Alex? Why not use the newer default skins if anything? You know what would have been a better even more nastoga bait movie? God damn herobrine. There’s so many directions to go with his character arc. Was he always evil? Does he hate creativity? If he wasn’t just a being of evil how did he get that way? Damn it just give me a pencil, paper and a day and I’ll make a better movie.

minecraft community likes the movie way too much. sure it’s a fun experience and it looks funny a little but its such slop. you guys telling them you’re okay with that is going to pave the way for wayyy more nostalgiabait shitass movies than even disney could dream up

also from what i’ve heard the female characters were all sidelined and Dawn basically just existed to be the funny generic black reaction character who goes “What the hell?” every time anything happens

i feel like you absolute dunces just saw the technoblade pig and fucking garret x steve fanart and decided the movie was actually good. It sucks and you are letting them think otherwise and i’m mad about it

[wishwingalpha]

Silly shrub test. Lowkey don’t know what I’m doing for the design tbh but yall seemed to like her so here’s some more!!!

(Crunchy picture thanks tumblr . Tap for better resolution <\3 )