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Well, if someone is going to be an enormous bitch, best believe I'm not coming quietly

Is Barty Crouch Sr. As good as he says he is?

Well known ministry worker and head of the department of magical law enforcement, Barty Crouch Senior is as trustworthy as he can get, right? Well, that's what he wants us to believe.

Well, here, my dear readers, is a place where sugar-coating is strictly forbidden. Behind those stone-faced specticals is a cold, goblin's glare, little bitch liar.

Shall we take a deeper dive into the Crouch household? Crouch Sr. seems to put work infront of everything, including his own son and wife. It's well known he treats his house-elves with abusive actions and leaves them scrubbing dishes for hours.

Homophobia, my dears, is not a word one throws around lightly, but in Crouch Sr.'s case, it fits like a glove. A young wizard daring to express themselves in ways deemed "unconventional"? Oh, how that sends shivers down his spine! To Crouch, it’s not about justice, it’s about control. The idea that someone might live authentically terrifies him, for it threatens the carefully curated image of order he clings to so desperately.

This intolerance didn’t just seep into his family life—it spilled into his work. Crouch’s policies during his rise to power at the Ministry were as harsh as they were narrow-minded. "Justice," he’d call it, but let’s be honest: his brand of justice was little more than discrimination wrapped in bureaucratic red tape. He fought tooth and nail against measures promoting inclusivity, labeling them as “unnecessary distractions” from the fight against dark forces.

So, next time he tries to convince you that he's doing it for the greater good? You'll be more knowledgeable, don't fall into his secretive trap.

Written by Rita Skeeter, writer for the Daily Prophet.

(Tip for the Minister? Fire that bastard already, prevented me from writing one of my stories, aswell.)

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Is Barty Crouch Sr. As good as he says he is?

Well known ministry worker and head of the department of magical law enforcement, Barty Crouch Senior is as trustworthy as he can get, right? Well, that's what he wants us to believe.

Well, here, my dear readers, is a place where sugar-coating is strictly forbidden. Behind those stone-faced specticals is a cold, goblin's glare, little bitch liar.

Shall we take a deeper dive into the Crouch household? Crouch Sr. seems to put work infront of everything, including his own son and wife. It's well known he treats his house-elves with abusive actions and leaves them scrubbing dishes for hours.

Homophobia, my dears, is not a word one throws around lightly, but in Crouch Sr.'s case, it fits like a glove. A young wizard daring to express themselves in ways deemed "unconventional"? Oh, how that sends shivers down his spine! To Crouch, it’s not about justice, it’s about control. The idea that someone might live authentically terrifies him, for it threatens the carefully curated image of order he clings to so desperately.

This intolerance didn’t just seep into his family life—it spilled into his work. Crouch’s policies during his rise to power at the Ministry were as harsh as they were narrow-minded. "Justice," he’d call it, but let’s be honest: his brand of justice was little more than discrimination wrapped in bureaucratic red tape. He fought tooth and nail against measures promoting inclusivity, labeling them as “unnecessary distractions” from the fight against dark forces.

So, next time he tries to convince you that he's doing it for the greater good? You'll be more knowledgeable, don't fall into his secretive trap.

Written by Rita Skeeter, writer for the Daily Prophet.

(Tip for the Minister? Fire that bastard already, prevented me from writing one of my stories, aswell.)

@ur-fav-stag-jamie @s-o-b-thedogstar @quite-mentally-insane @chronically-in-the-library @luv-lily-fl0w3r @itsmarymacdonald @marls-and-chaos @fleetwoodmac-lover @ali-f0rtescue @pand0rar0sier @cass-inthemeadows @sittingwiththestars @yesim-batshit-what-aboutit @rosie-like-fire

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Sweet

Who could it be?

Rita Skeeter, of course!

My name is Rita Skeeter, writer for the Daily Prophet and full of gossips

I am in my final year at sweet old Hogwarts, touching.

Slytherin

She/her! Sometimes They/them, who knows

Bursting with something to say or a juicy secret? Drop an ask, don't be shy, now

Likes : writing, silk dresses, high heels, red lipstick, chandeliers, History of magic (prof. Doesn't notice anything i do), smoking

Dislikes: sailing, milk, Potions and worms

The fun idiots :

James! Plenty to write about him: @ur-fav-stag-jamie

Dear Sirius! He looks like he has secrets : @s-o-b-thedogstar

Little Peter, quite adorable : @quite-mentally-insane

Remus Lupin! He's hiding something, I'll find out..: @chronically-in-the-library

The little girlies :

Miss Lily Evans! Sweetheart: @luv-lily-fl0w3r

Mary Macdonald, will she buy a farm later? Stick around to find out! :

Marlene Mckinnon! Fiesty girl, hold your secrets close, darling : @marls-and-chaos

Molly Prewett, she could befriend the kitchen elves if she tried : @fleetwoodmac-lover

Oh dear Alice, what could she be hiding? : @ali-f0rtescue

Pandora Rosier, she knows if fairies exist or not : @pand0rar0sier

Dorcas Meadowes! Pretty girl with knowing eyes : @cass-inthemeadows

The Itty bitty Slytherin boys!

Regulus Black! He has secrets, good at hiding them : @sittingwiththestars

Barty Crouch! I hate his father : @yesim-batshit-what-aboutit

Evan Rosier! All the 5th years want him (trust me, I know) : @rosie-like-fire

Fellow writer, Xenophilius Lovegood : @xenointhewild

I'll see you in the wild, gossip won't spread itself!

Xoxo, Rita Skeeter

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Oh, well you know, same old, same old. So good.

Things good between you and your little boyfriend?

Who could it be?

Rita Skeeter, of course!

My name is Rita Skeeter, writer for the Daily Prophet and full of gossips

I am in my final year at sweet old Hogwarts, touching.

Slytherin

She/her! Sometimes They/them, who knows

Bursting with something to say or a juicy secret? Drop an ask, don't be shy, now

Likes : writing, silk dresses, high heels, red lipstick, chandeliers, History of magic (prof. Doesn't notice anything i do), smoking

Dislikes: sailing, milk, Potions and worms

The fun idiots :

James! Plenty to write about him: @ur-fav-stag-jamie

Dear Sirius! He looks like he has secrets : @s-o-b-thedogstar

Little Peter, quite adorable : @quite-mentally-insane

Remus Lupin! He's hiding something, I'll find out..: @chronically-in-the-library

The little girlies :

Miss Lily Evans! Sweetheart: @luv-lily-fl0w3r

Mary Macdonald, will she buy a farm later? Stick around to find out! :

Marlene Mckinnon! Fiesty girl, hold your secrets close, darling : @marls-and-chaos

Molly Prewett, she could befriend the kitchen elves if she tried : @fleetwoodmac-lover

Oh dear Alice, what could she be hiding? : @ali-f0rtescue

Pandora Rosier, she knows if fairies exist or not : @pand0rar0sier

Dorcas Meadowes! Pretty girl with knowing eyes : @cass-inthemeadows

The Itty bitty Slytherin boys!

Regulus Black! He has secrets, good at hiding them : @sittingwiththestars

Barty Crouch! I hate his father : @yesim-batshit-what-aboutit

Evan Rosier! All the 5th years want him (trust me, I know) : @rosie-like-fire

Fellow writer, Xenophilius Lovegood : @xenointhewild

I'll see you in the wild, gossip won't spread itself!

Xoxo, Rita Skeeter

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oh Sirius, its quite alright, how are you darling?

Ooc, naw its me the tag for you doesn't work for some

Who could it be?

Rita Skeeter, of course!

My name is Rita Skeeter, writer for the Daily Prophet and full of gossips

I am in my final year at sweet old Hogwarts, touching.

Slytherin

She/her! Sometimes They/them, who knows

Bursting with something to say or a juicy secret? Drop an ask, don't be shy, now

Likes : writing, silk dresses, high heels, red lipstick, chandeliers, History of magic (prof. Doesn't notice anything i do), smoking

Dislikes: sailing, milk, Potions and worms

The fun idiots :

James! Plenty to write about him: @ur-fav-stag-jamie

Dear Sirius! He looks like he has secrets : @s-o-b-thedogstar

Little Peter, quite adorable : @quite-mentally-insane

Remus Lupin! He's hiding something, I'll find out..: @chronically-in-the-library

The little girlies :

Miss Lily Evans! Sweetheart: @luv-lily-fl0w3r

Mary Macdonald, will she buy a farm later? Stick around to find out! :

Marlene Mckinnon! Fiesty girl, hold your secrets close, darling : @marls-and-chaos

Molly Prewett, she could befriend the kitchen elves if she tried : @fleetwoodmac-lover

Oh dear Alice, what could she be hiding? : @ali-f0rtescue

Pandora Rosier, she knows if fairies exist or not : @pand0rar0sier

Dorcas Meadowes! Pretty girl with knowing eyes : @cass-inthemeadows

The Itty bitty Slytherin boys!

Regulus Black! He has secrets, good at hiding them : @sittingwiththestars

Barty Crouch! I hate his father : @yesim-batshit-what-aboutit

Evan Rosier! All the 5th years want him (trust me, I know) : @rosie-like-fire

Fellow writer, Xenophilius Lovegood : @xenointhewild

I'll see you in the wild, gossip won't spread itself!

Xoxo, Rita Skeeter

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Rumor is, Dorcas Meadows and Marlene McKinnon are going out. Thoughts?

This is heavenly, of course

We all know that Mckinnon had a crush on Meadowes ever since that girl step foot on the Hogwarts Express, well, if you read my last article

This is truly unexpected, I'm a bit shocked that a calm Slytherin would fall for a, let's say, energetic Gryffindor.

They would be the talk of the 7th years, but adorable couple, from an outsiders view

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Awh, I'm hurt.

Who could it be?

Rita Skeeter, of course!

My name is Rita Skeeter, writer for the Daily Prophet and full of gossips

I am in my final year at sweet old Hogwarts, touching.

Slytherin

She/her! Sometimes They/them, who knows

Bursting with something to say or a juicy secret? Drop an ask, don't be shy, now

Likes : writing, silk dresses, high heels, red lipstick, chandeliers, History of magic (prof. Doesn't notice anything i do), smoking

Dislikes: sailing, milk, Potions and worms

The fun idiots :

James! Plenty to write about him: @ur-fav-stag-jamie

Dear Sirius! He looks like he has secrets : @s-o-b-thedogstar

Little Peter, quite adorable : @quite-mentally-insane

Remus Lupin! He's hiding something, I'll find out..: @chronically-in-the-library

The little girlies :

Miss Lily Evans! Sweetheart: @luv-lily-fl0w3r

Mary Macdonald, will she buy a farm later? Stick around to find out! :

Marlene Mckinnon! Fiesty girl, hold your secrets close, darling : @marls-and-chaos

Molly Prewett, she could befriend the kitchen elves if she tried : @fleetwoodmac-lover

Oh dear Alice, what could she be hiding? : @ali-f0rtescue

Pandora Rosier, she knows if fairies exist or not : @pand0rar0sier

Dorcas Meadowes! Pretty girl with knowing eyes : @cass-inthemeadows

The Itty bitty Slytherin boys!

Regulus Black! He has secrets, good at hiding them : @sittingwiththestars

Barty Crouch! I hate his father : @yesim-batshit-what-aboutit

Evan Rosier! All the 5th years want him (trust me, I know) : @rosie-like-fire

Fellow writer, Xenophilius Lovegood : @xenointhewild

I'll see you in the wild, gossip won't spread itself!

Xoxo, Rita Skeeter

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Dorcas! How are you, darling?

Who could it be?

Rita Skeeter, of course!

My name is Rita Skeeter, writer for the Daily Prophet and full of gossips

I am in my final year at sweet old Hogwarts, touching.

Slytherin

She/her! Sometimes They/them, who knows

Bursting with something to say or a juicy secret? Drop an ask, don't be shy, now

Likes : writing, silk dresses, high heels, red lipstick, chandeliers, History of magic (prof. Doesn't notice anything i do), smoking

Dislikes: sailing, milk, Potions and worms

The fun idiots :

James! Plenty to write about him: @ur-fav-stag-jamie

Dear Sirius! He looks like he has secrets : @s-o-b-thedogstar

Little Peter, quite adorable : @quite-mentally-insane

Remus Lupin! He's hiding something, I'll find out..: @chronically-in-the-library

The little girlies :

Miss Lily Evans! Sweetheart: @luv-lily-fl0w3r

Mary Macdonald, will she buy a farm later? Stick around to find out! :

Marlene Mckinnon! Fiesty girl, hold your secrets close, darling : @marls-and-chaos

Molly Prewett, she could befriend the kitchen elves if she tried : @fleetwoodmac-lover

Oh dear Alice, what could she be hiding? : @ali-f0rtescue

Pandora Rosier, she knows if fairies exist or not : @pand0rar0sier

Dorcas Meadowes! Pretty girl with knowing eyes : @cass-inthemeadows

The Itty bitty Slytherin boys!

Regulus Black! He has secrets, good at hiding them : @sittingwiththestars

Barty Crouch! I hate his father : @yesim-batshit-what-aboutit

Evan Rosier! All the 5th years want him (trust me, I know) : @rosie-like-fire

Fellow writer, Xenophilius Lovegood : @xenointhewild

I'll see you in the wild, gossip won't spread itself!

Xoxo, Rita Skeeter

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of course, Crouch. he's a bitch

Who could it be?

Rita Skeeter, of course!

My name is Rita Skeeter, writer for the Daily Prophet and full of gossips

I am in my final year at sweet old Hogwarts, touching.

Slytherin

She/her! Sometimes They/them, who knows

Bursting with something to say or a juicy secret? Drop an ask, don't be shy, now

The fun idiots :

James! Plenty to write about him: @ur-fav-stag-jamie

Dear Sirius! He looks like he has secrets : @s-o-b-thedogstar

Little Peter, quite adorable : @quite-mentally-insane

Remus Lupin! He's hiding something, I'll find out..: @chronically-in-the-library

The little girlies :

Miss Lily Evans! Sweetheart: @luv-lily-fl0w3r

Mary Macdonald, will she buy a farm later? Stick around to find out! :

Marlene Mckinnon! Fiesty girl, hold your secrets close, darling : @marls-and-chaoss

Molly Prewett, she could befriend the kitchen elves if she tried : @fleetwoodmac-lover

Oh dear Alice, what could she be hiding? : @ali-f0rtescue

Pandora Rosier, she knows if fairies exist or not : @pand0rar0sierr

Dorcas Meadowes! Pretty girl with knowing eyes : @cass-inthemeadows

The Itty bitty Slytherin boys!

Regulus Black! He has secrets, good at hiding them : @sittingwiththestars

Barty Crouch! I hate his father : @yesim-batshit-what-aboutit

Evan Rosier! All the 5th years want him (trust me, I know) : @rosie-like-fire

Fellow writer, Xenophilius Lovegood : @xenointhewild

I'll see you in the wild, gossip won't spread itself!

Xoxo, Rita Skeeter

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Who could it be?

Rita Skeeter, of course!

My name is Rita Skeeter, writer for the Daily Prophet and full of gossips

I am in my final year at sweet old Hogwarts, touching.

Slytherin

She/her! Sometimes They/them, who knows

Bursting with something to say or a juicy secret? Drop an ask, don't be shy, now

Likes : writing, silk dresses, high heels, red lipstick, chandeliers, History of magic (prof. Doesn't notice anything i do), smoking

Dislikes: sailing, milk, Potions and worms

The fun idiots :

James! Plenty to write about him: @ur-fav-stag-jamie

Dear Sirius! He looks like he has secrets : @s-o-b-thedogstar

Little Peter, quite adorable : @quite-mentally-insane

Remus Lupin! He's hiding something, I'll find out..: @chronically-in-the-library

The little girlies :

Miss Lily Evans! Sweetheart: @luv-lily-fl0w3r

Mary Macdonald, will she buy a farm later? Stick around to find out! : @itsmarymacdonald

Marlene Mckinnon! Fiesty girl, hold your secrets close, darling : @marls-and-chaos

Molly Prewett, she could befriend the kitchen elves if she tried : @fleetwoodmac-lover

Oh dear Alice, what could she be hiding? : @ali-f0rtescue

Pandora Rosier, she knows if fairies exist or not : @pand0rar0sier

Dorcas Meadowes! Pretty girl with knowing eyes : @cass-inthemeadows

The Itty bitty Slytherin boys!

Regulus Black! He has secrets, good at hiding them : @sittingwiththestars

Barty Crouch! I hate his father : @yesim-batshit-what-aboutit

Evan Rosier! All the 5th years want him (trust me, I know) : @rosie-like-fire

Fellow writer, Xenophilius Lovegood : @xenointhewild

I'll see you in the wild, gossip won't spread itself!

Xoxo, Rita Skeeter

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