wrongeruris

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nobody will understand this reference but outnumbered is literally eruri, erwin would be sue and levi is pete, mikasa would literally be karen and armin would 100% be ben and ill take eren as jake

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levi: (staring at the ceiling in the middle of the night)

erwin: you okay?

levi: just thinking about the time when i was a kid and kenny told me that i’ll grow up to be gay

erwin: and?

levi: he was right

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guys i’m absolutely fuming i had a whole doc open with a few rough first drafts of chapters for a fic where levi was an obs and gynae consultant and armin’s mentor and i can’t find it anywhere!!

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levi: i think i’m ready to take our relationship to the next level

erwin: (pleasantly surprised) oh - oh, okay

levi: okay. i’ll go and get the vodka and you go get the uno deck

erwin: oh. okay.

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levi: i need to go feed the kids

erwin: armin and mikasa are at school?

levi: the cats, erwin. the cats.

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Humanity’s Strongest Soldier

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hello! i’m wrongeruris, but my previous account was @incorrectsnkships which i haven’t used for a while, and i’ve since forgotten the login details :(

the eruri hyperfixation is back and stronger and i just want to make a silly little blog and make new mutuals :)

this will probably be an incorrect quotes blog or a place to tell the world about the little headcanons or pieces i’ve written

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guys i’m acc crying i made erwin and levi on the sims 4 and their house was called attack on poppers and everything was going so great and i was like “yk what would make this even better, if they went out on a date”

and they went to rattlesnake bar and levi had a fuckton to drink and accused erwin of cheating and they had a massive fight and now they’ve gotten divorced like wtf man this was just meant to be a night date with the wife