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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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I'm keeping an eye out for heat stroke in my area and I can't figure out what a full body flush would look like on dark skin since all the pictures are just fake training pictures. Anyone have video/pics of a heat stroke flush on black skin?

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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Each cast member of The Golden Girls winning the Outstanding Lead Actress in Comedy Series Emmy three years in a row (1986-1988)

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Elianora Junkkari is a developer for Fallout 4, responsible for creating Creation Club content. Other than her Craftable Pride Trans LGBTQIA Flags mod, she has created official content such as the Home Decor Workshop Pack and the Nuka-Cola Collector Workshop.

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Reminder:

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reminder that "allies welcome" was once secret code for "those not out yet can still participate without putting themselves at risk", and for those who aren't out yet to comfortably exist in these spaces you have to let allies exist in those spaces too.

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After Rose develops some old film and one of the photos appears to show Blanche in bed with Rose's late husband Charlie, Blanche drags out her journals to prove it never happened in The Golden Girls episode entitled Hey, Look Me Over, originally broadcast by NBC on September 21st, 1991.

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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who assists the taskmaster's assistant?

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Wealwell Gotch and Gilear Faeth walk into either ends of a dark alley. Which, if either, makes it out alive?

They both try to insult one another, fail, and trip over their own feet. Wealwell surprisingly competently catches himself by spiderman-style sending his feet out to either side of the alley and executing a perfect split, holding himself aloft.

Gilear's fall sends him face-first into Wealwell's crotch.

They're married two weeks later.

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Wealwell's coming for Van's gig! 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

Watch this episode of Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! on Dropout

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Enjoy these absolute scratchings of a sketch. I do think cuddling a massive elk who’s telling me everything’s gonna be okay WOULD heal me

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This week on Dropout: on Monday, a new Game Changer behind-the-scene featurette, all about "One and Done"; on Tuesday, the trailer for season 5 of Dirty Laundry; on Wednesday, a new episode of Dimension 20: Cloudward Ho!; on Thursday, the Adventuring Party talkback and a new Smartypants, with guest presenters David Kerns, Alexis Nikole Nelson, and Demi Adejuyigbe; and on Friday, a new Parlor Room, with guests Persephone Valentine, Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, and Jasmine Bhullar playing Thirsty Sword Lesbians!

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trailer tomorrow 🥂