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Dating Yandere Sans Would Include:

A yandere Sans would be very protective over the person he's in love with, to the point of being possessive and controlling. He'd likely be very attached to you, and would become extremely jealous if you even showed a hint of interest in someone else -

He'd probably try to isolate you from other people to keep you all to himself. He'd also likely be quite obsessive and stalking, always wanting to know what they're doing and who they're with, and trying to manipulate them into spending time with just him.

He'd probably go to extreme lengths to get what he wants, and might even resort to violence if he thought it was necessary to keep you to himself. He'd also possibly be very insecure and paranoid, constantly worrying that you'd leave him, and trying to prevent that from happening by any means necessary.

He'd probably also use guilt trips and emotional manipulation to keep you around, making you feel guilty for wanting to spend time with anyone else or do anything that doesn't involve him.

In general, a yandere Sans would be a very intense and possessive partner who would stop at nothing to keep you to himself. While he might seem sweet and caring at first, he'd likely show a darker side if he thought you were going to leave him or if he thought someone else was interested in you.

In the presence of others, he'd likely put on a facade of nonchalance and coolness, trying to appear like he doesn't really care. But deep down, he'd be anxious and jealous, and always watching you to make sure no one else is getting too close. He'd probably also make subtle comments or jokes that are secretly meant to tell everyone else that you belong to him.

He'd likely be very praise-oriented, constantly giving you compliments and telling you how much he loves you. He'd also likely get jealous if he saw anyone else complimenting you or giving you attention, and might try to find ways to subtly discredit them or put them down in order to make himself look better in comparison.

In terms of punishments, he'd likely start with subtle things like giving you the cold shoulder or ignoring you if you did something he didn't like. If the behavior continued, he might escalate to more extreme measures like threatening to leave or making threats. He might also use emotional manipulation to make you feel bad about yourself and guilty for your actions. In the most severe cases, he might resort to physical violence or even kidnapping to keep you from leaving or to punish you for your perceived transgressions.

He'd likely be very reassuring, constantly telling you that he loves you and that you're the most important person in his life. He'd try to comfort you and make you feel safe by reassuring you that he would never leave you and that he'll always be there for you no matter what. He'd also try to provide emotional support and validation, especially if he thought you were feeling insecure or self-conscious about anything.

He'd likely be very affectionate, constantly wanting to touch, hug, and hold you. He'd probably try to initiate physical intimacy as often as possible, and would get jealous if he saw you being affectionate with anyone else. He might also give gifts and do favors for you to show how much he cares, and would likely crave physical touch and attention from you.

He'd likely plan out very elaborate dates, trying to impress you and show off how much he cares. He'd probably want to take you to fancy restaurants or expensive outings and make a big production of everything. He'd also likely have a lot of expectations for the date, and would get disappointed or even angry if things didn't go the way he envisioned them.

He'd likely be extremely jealous, constantly worrying that you'll leave him for someone else or find someone else more attractive. He'd likely get angry or possessive if he saw you with someone else, and might even follow you to make sure you're not up to anything. He'd also likely monitor your social media and phone for any signs of infidelity or even just talking to other people too much.

He'd likely be very controlling, trying to dictate how you dress, who you spend time with, and even what you do with your free time. He'd probably get angry if he thought you were spending too much time with anyone else and might even try to isolate you from friends and family in order to keep you all to himself. He'd also likely be very possessive of your personal space, not wanting you to have any privacy or alone time.

He'd likely also be extremely insecure, constantly needing reassurance from you that you're still attracted to him and still want to be with him. He'd probably get jealous if you even showed a hint of interest in someone else, and would try to put them down or make himself look better by comparison.

He would probably have a shrine dedicated to you filled with pictures, momentos, and anything else that reminds him of you. He might also keep things you've given him as gifts or keepsakes, and would likely have some kind of altar or shrine-like setup in his home where he would occasionally worship or "pay tribute" to you.

He'd likely be very eager to get married as soon as possible, trying to hurry things along so you'd be permanently his. He'd probably want a big, extravagant wedding and would be very controlling and demanding about everything from the guest list to the bouquet. He'd also likely be very possessive and jealous on the wedding night, not wanting to be separated from you for even a moment.

He'd likely be very keen on starting a family with you as soon as possible. He'd probably want to start trying for kids right away and would be very determined and persistent about it. He'd also likely be very protective and possessive over any children you'd have together, not wanting to let them out of his sight or share them with anyone else.

He might become very desperate, trying to pressure you into changing your mind or even considering things like adoption or surrogacy. He might also get angry and frustrated at the situation, feeling as though you're being unfair or denying him something he considers essential to his happiness and future. He may even try to hide or destroy birth control methods so that you'd conceive sooner.

"You're mine, and I won't let anyone else take you away from me. I don't know what I'd do without you - you're my everything. I'll do anything and everything to keep you safe and protect you, my darling. No one else could ever replace you in my heart, you're irreplaceable. I'll always be here for you, my love, no matter what happens or where we are."

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Yandere Male Pink Diamond !

Hello, hello. I'm back from the grave, my dears!

Sorry for the inconvenience, I have had to be absent from this blog due to my own priorities. Apologies in advance. But, I'm back. So …. ---------------------

¨Narcissus¨ Beauty is the best and the worst virtue of the human being. Gender: Neutral

Mecano- Maquillaje ¨ Y mí aspecto externo es demasiado vulgar, para que te pueda gustar...¨

Beauty. The worst and best virtue of the human being. Pink, worthy of childish innocence, was unaware of the universal human rule. Can you blame him? He's been cooped up on this imperialist planet so long, eons spent like pitch falling into a haystack. Fortunately for him, and unfortunately for everyone there, watching his cute human colonies, the constant appearance of beautiful humans came to the fore. Apparently, everyone seemed to stick like fireflies to the light to these people, people who fit what society dictated as beautiful.

Of course, the eagerness to observe their human colonies did not only come from the immense curiosity towards them, it came from a desire to fulfill your needs, the desire to please you and become the “perfect man” that you of course need!

He could see how fascinated you were to be with him, sitting on one of his shoulders or simply next to him in his own palanquin, watching the little humans do their human things. You seemed fascinated, fascinated to see certain beautiful individuals. I wouldn't lie, his blood was boiling, hey, he's just supposed to be the object of your affection (adoration)! His little mental hamster would work fast, That's right! If you love beautiful people, he should be beautiful to you! Maybe, so he can get your affection.

Mirror, mirror, ¿who's the prettiest Diamond? You, Pink! You are! Almost a copy of her thoughts, her pearl from now on would have to have a mirror at her hand, her Diamond, lately he loved to look at herself in the mirror, to dress up more than usual for dances, or just to be alone with you.

Your poor mind, could you understand what your…boyfriend? Husband? Whatever he called himself. It was strange and you could even feel a hint of pity for him. He seemed bent on getting your affection in a totally superficial way. Arranging for his dinners, even if only you consumed your food when you needed it, or just his alone time in his room.

—Do I look okay? Am I pretty to you, my dear? Honey, am I beautiful to you?—

Flecks of hope covered the man's tender eyes, like feathers, his hands gently caressed your form, every curve and every hill had not seen loneliness since your stay at Mother Planet. A small smile formed on your lips, gently your cheek nestled between his chest, without looking at him. —You are, Pink.— A squeal was heard, happiness flooded the diamond, pressing you tighter against him, filling your face with soft kisses.

Pink, ironically. It was until now, that the real fairy tale would emerge as a corpse in a grave. Broken mirrors, and a poor Diamond Collapsing in his room, tugged lightly at his hair, his eyes teary. You hadn't told him anything! Nothing! It had reached a sickening point of the already sickening relationship, he needed your compliment, the approval of each of her parts that he didn't take into account before. You approached the door, and before you had even placed a single foot in the desolate room, a force approached, being abrupt, wrapped you in his strong arms, squeezing you brazenly.

—Tell me that you love me! Tell me that I'm pretty for you! TELL ME!— He exclaimed with found anger, claws digging in like sharp blades, tearing with him all your poor peace of mind. He growled grabbing you by the cheeks, hurting you.

Say it… He whispered, giving a tender smile, placing a kiss on your lips. He closed his eyes, enjoying the soft sensation. Bewildered, he looked down at his navel, observing how the gem glowed brightly. He laughed again, snuggling against her on the floor, depositing soft kisses.

I love you.

With those last magic words, he caressed the bruised cheeks of your cheeks.

Beauty is the worst and best virtue of the human being.

Oww, my dears! I know it's late, but here's your offering, enjoy!

¡Besos!

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Yandere! Male PInk Diamond HC´s !

Hiya again! I know this is not the time I normally post. But my nap was good enough that I didn't wake up for two hours! Today it's Pink's turn, with this one we finish the little saga of Headcanons. Don't forget to send me your ideas, you can specify me to place them as anonymous!

TW/ Trigger Warning: Anger attacks, dubcon (Just touch) Emotional manipulation, threats, invasion of privacy,ligeramente nsfw, and Pink being Pink.

Gender: Neutral

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My Godddd, this man worships with all the light of his physical body!

He is literally a puppy love, you will see him following you around, asking you what humans are like, what the earth is like. He wants to hear from you!

His yandere type is all kinds of crazy to define: Jealous, possessive, manipulative, slightly violent.

You literally have a complete yandere package at your feet.

As the least of the diamonds, it's only logical to know that he's the most capricious, temperamental and stubborn of them all. He won't take “No” for an answer.

He will try to insist as much as he can, manipulating you emotionally to get your pity. So that you have compassion with his poor light soul.

And if that doesn't work…Screams, a broken pearl, his palanquin without a leg to hold it up and White punishing him for leaving a trail of destroyed gems and broken things behind him.

In his stay in the tower, he may reflect a little, although his capricious mind will blame you for all his punishments. You were the one who made him angry! And he doesn't hold back in showing his anger!

In hiding from his brothers, after he comes out of his punishment, he will grab you by the hair and take you by force to his room. His arms will slither like snakes around your body, pulling you so tightly against him that it will be difficult to even breathe.

Little kisses and bites - this is what humans do to show love, isn't it? To show you that you are theirs alone.

And oh my god, this man is the most volatile cumulus of jealousy of his brethren! He will claim you with passive-aggressive questions, perhaps shaking you as he raises his voice at you.

If you make it clear to him, he will spare the life of the object of his jealousy. He partially believes in you, his partner.

Well, if you play your cards right….

You will be the most pampered little thing in the universe, full of his gifts, kisses, caresses, love. He will try to make you happy as long as you are a cute human for him!

Just like Blue, he will cry if you ever reject him in cruel ways, throwing a tantrum and just almost begging you. He needs you, you are the only thing that doesn't make him feel so lonely on this planet! Please come back!

It's a roller coaster of emotions, sometimes screaming at you like a madman as he randomly destroys things, and other times begging and pleading for you to come back to him!

He'll say he'll change for you, but let's be honest, he won't!

But still, your chances of escape with this diamond are the highest. Even though he's a manipulator, he'll fall for it if you treat him with unparalleled affection. Needing you.

But, don't be foolish, if he catches you wanting to manipulate him…let's just say you won't end up with the whole body. But that's only in extreme cases, my dear! Generally, he'll just scold you and force you to practice those human things you do like sleeping.

On the whole, Pink is someone who will be very tender. But who won't hesitate to hurt you if you hurt him. You will always have his hand wrapped with yours.

At his dances, you will be right next to him, right with him on his throne. Of course you won't be down like a pearl, you'll be on his lap!

Oh, and when he plays with his brothers to guess the song in Blue's extraction chamber, he'll invite you to play, being his faithful assistant for his songs.

He will also let you go on little visits to the land, he loves that place himself, so he doesn't see the point in depriving you of it. You will stroll through the fields of flowers, the pink petals flying with the soft breeze of the wind that you haven't felt for so long. Very romantic for a destroyer.

Plus, he will learn the basic human behaviors of love. But, be careful, once he learns it and immediately takes a liking to it, you won't be able to get rid of him easily when he suddenly gets the “love spark”.

In short, Pink can be a tender, even a little harmless, yander. But once you do something that hurts him, that mask will come off, showing his true colors. That cruel and violent Pink will give birth the day you do him a rebuff.

I think it's the longest one I've ever done! I quite enjoyed making those headcanons. I had a lot of ideas for Pink in my head for weeks! I hope you liked it, as I said at the beginning don't be ashamed to ask for anything, you can ask even if you've already done it once, don't worry!

That's all.

Kisses!

[yandereparadox]

Yandere! Male Yellow Diamond Headcanons!

I just want to write about every diamond, my dears! Now it's yellow's turn, just one more and we're done with the headcanons! (Technically) White's headcanons are missing, but as he already has his respective Imagine it won't be necessary. But I can still write it if you wish! TW/ Trigger Warning: Violence,Abduction, verbal abuse, electrocution, dubcon (only caresses, nothing sexual).

Gender: Neutral ................

Good luck complying with all the rules he imposes on you in a list on the ceiling of your room. Every morning instead of waking up to the usual yellow ceiling, you'll wake up with a freaking list of rules in front of your face.

In broad strokes, Yellow is a strict, controlling and possessive yandere. The opposite of Blue but similar to White. He takes control of your life as if you were a doll that can't take care of itself and you need someone to save you from all your misfortunes.

He expects great things from you, he won't put up with failure. Although, maybe he will forgive you once, but the second time you will receive small electric shocks that will whip your poor human body in an almost sadistic jolt.

Poor you, begging for caresses after at least 210 volts shaking your body like a sadistic animal, absorbing your energy, using the electroconductivity of the human being, the bastard will use everything to his advantage.

Don't worry, though. At the beginning of his obsession, he will leave you alone, to be you, like an animal in captivity in a zoo. Watching you closely, just like a researcher would do with his favorite animal. How you sleep, how you eat, how to be a human.

But, the more time passes. The closer it gets to you, it will start visiting the zoo more often, watching you. You thought he was just watching the zoo that was made on Pink's whim. But soon, you would realize that he only comes for you, just to flood the poor simplicity of your life with the surge of intrigue, of emotions so jarring to see him watching you in such a strange way.

Likewise, you find yourself already in his arms. Not after having brutally eliminated your fellow villagers in an attempt to hold you. No, no, do you not understand the authority you deny your toy to? Traumatized, frightened, disturbed. That was your poor face as you watched such a scene before your eyes. Not bearing to see the blood spilled on the floor.

Yellow covers it up quickly, the humans mysteriously disappeared. Only one could be saved, which is YOU. His toy.

Just like his other siblings, he will spoil you. But just as it was said in the beginning, you will earn it by the sweat of your brow. Even your basic needs will be denied if you were to break a rule, that's the deal, my dear. You live, if you do his bidding.

Oh, he won't cry like his brother Blue. No. He will scream at you, reminding you how pathetic you are next to him, an insignificant thing, a mere speck of dust he can crush if he wanted to. But no, he has compassion for you.

Notwithstanding, if you play your cards VERY well. He might even give you a little affection. What you humans call caresses. They would be strange caresses, his hand would feel like a cold iron caressing your back.

His punishments are quite cruel. Electrocute you, a good swat when you try to fight him off. Or…other much more painful things without saying a word, just his action will make you have it engraved in your body for a long time.

Formalities? Why would he need an unnecessary party? You should know that since he set his sights on you you were his. Pointless human parties

In short, watch out for this diamond. Cruel, too much. But, maybe he has a little soft spot for you, after all you are his mate he has no idea how his non-existent heart chose as his own.

Don't worry, the pain will only make you act like a good match for him….

............................... My godddddd, Yellow is living proof of someone who has too much power and too much cruelty.

I admit, it may not be very faithful to its original version. But honestly, taking into account his personality in SU and that he is in this Headcanon a Yandere I can take it as something necessary to write it like this.

But well, that's all, my dears!

Glad to write here again, see you later!

Kisses!

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Yandere! Male Blue Diamond Headcanons!

(Mkay, No one has asked for it, but for some reason, I haven't stopped thinking about it for the last two hours. So here you go Blue Diamond lovers!) ---------- TW/ Trigger Warning: Manipulation, Isolation, yandere tendencies, violence. Gender: Anyone Author Notes: My mind is full of Male Blue Diamond. Enjoy! -------------------------------------------------------------

-Actually, the yandere type is a strange combination of self-sacrificing, possessive and manipulative. -Oh, my dear! He loves you so much, he would give his life if necessary, he would give the breaking point of his gem just to be able to save your life!…. -Then… Why don't you love him, why do you show so much rejection towards him, isn't he enough for you? -You have to admit it, the poor baby will blame himself for not being enough to be loved by an extraordinary creature like you, he will blame himself for not having pampered you enough or not being worthy of you. -Although, he doesn't express it the first times you reject him, even if the air turns blue, he will try to hide his tears as much as possible, he can't show himself so weak for you. -Even though, in his heart and the deepest part of his soul, it hurts like being broken again and again and again until his gem is shattered. You will even be able to hear little sobs after he himself withdrew from his discussion because of your frustrated attempt to escape. -I couldn't believe the sapphire! You were planning to escape?! You were ungrateful! -He could scream at you while crying, blaming you for everything, blaming you for not loving him betraying his own feelings of not deserving you. -He's given you everything! -And you were planning to escape from his clutches arms?! -Just like White, he will punish you by locking you in the tower all alone, or perhaps with Pink's company if he would have thrown a tantrum or punched his pearl to pieces. But, the most common punishment for him would be to always have you in his arms, his shoulder or even his lap. Briefings, hearings, Pink's dances, resting in his palanquin. At least you will be obediently seated waiting for him to finish his duties as authority. And maybe…he'll give you little kisses on your cheeks or neck.

But, if you play your cards right…..

-You'll be spoiled rotten in gifts or even a small sector of rubies to protect you, almost like your personal pets. A pearl? Of course, my dear. Would you like to participate in Pink's ball? Sure, be careful. Do you want to sleep next to him? Oh well, you'll sleep, he doesn't need to sleep. All your needs will be met, as long as you don't try a little escape trick or talk too fondly with another inferior gemstone. -He admits it, he hates to see you too close to your pearl. But, he will secretly hate it, the only times he will express his feelings to you will be in his extraction chamber, when you are alone. Otherwise, he will try to emotionally manipulate you into empathizing with him. Although, that action will intensify threefold the more escape attempts you make. He might even use small physical punishments on Yellow's advice.

Anyway, he knows you are a good human to him, his human to himself. -He understands the concepts humans have for a boyfriend or a husband, he considers it a precious act as for savages like Darling's kind. So, he himself and without asking, oh well, he will subtly ask that little formality. -If you accept, he'll be the happiest diamond in eons, his little human being his! Isn't it so nice to have someone for eternity?

And if you don't, don't worry, he'll push you so hard and manipulate you so damn well that you'll feel like a monster for turning him down.

-Perhaps Pink was right…humans are very…cute. ........................................................................................................................... Hellooo, Anons. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, it was fun to write about Blue Diamond. Don't forget to ask for more diamonds, I'll gladly write your craziest scenarios! *Wink, wink* Ha, That´s all, Kisses!!

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Hello, if you don't mind, could I have an imagine of how would Male Yandere White Diamond react to his darling (female) getting hurt?

Hiya! Thanks for asking. I'll gladly do it, Anon! Gender: Female. TW/: Obsession, yandere tendencies, isolation, murder, coercion ------------------------------------------------ Perfection.

Your eyes slowly opened to the bright light in front of you. The small rays of light piercing the poor protection of your eyelids blinded you like the sun in summer. The wounds no longer burned, no longer bled, no longer suffered from the intense pain accidentally provoked. Oh well, accidents don't exist on Mother Planet. Your arms leaned weakly supporting your weight against the hard, cold floor of a room already perfectly familiar to your psyche. You tried to rise carefully, calculatingly seeking not to upset the man in front of you any further; raising your arm to gather strength, the intense clanking of the chains blocked your chances of stretching any further. You realized …. you were trapped. White. The face engraved with iron in your mind could fill your eyes. His expression, the little micro-expressions you used to read to identify even the slightest emotion in a human's face, were absent in him, not being one of yours, not being human. But something, something could whisper in your ear that this would not be a nice chat.

—Did you have fun, my little Starlight?— You were able to observe him closely. As imposing and extremely tall as ever, and… irritated. His eyes settled on you before he could even let you speak or let out a word, even complain. —As curious as ever, I guess it's in the human instinct, isn't it?— He watched you from below, leaving a silent hold on you. You couldn't even object against him, not after having “disappeared” a pearl, your pearl. —It was to be expected that you would end up in such a state with so many inferior gems by your side. I must admit, I might even have been worried when I saw you.— He confessed with his usual seriousness, keeping you on the pillar, almost like a pet that he neglected. —Your perfection was ruined by pairs of insolent people. What a pity. Every action has its consequence, starlight. Don't you find it so much safer to be alone with MY presence? No more pain, just…me.— You could have sworn you saw a small smile on his face, but it was small enough to be ignored by the common eye. You shuddered as you watched him lower the pillar. The tower, the tower again. Over, and over again...

It was the same punishment Pink suffered every time he threw a tantrum, sometimes they could even be ¨roommates¨ on a few occasions where they were punished at the same time. But, since White has taken you as his own, he has assigned you a special tower. White walls, white bars, white everything. It was a silent reminder of his dominance against you, a small reminder of how he had you so cruelly trapped in his clutches. A reminder, of your duty obligation to be so Perfect for Him.

I hope you liked it, dear Anon! Thanks for being the first to ask, it's much appreciated! It's my first time writing about characters as complex as The Diamonds are, I accept suggestions and constructive criticism, we can improve!

Kisses!

[yandereparadox]

Welcome, Starlight...

Introduction to my blog... Hiya! Welcome to my blog. My name is Summer and I am the writer of this Blog.  My pronouns are free, call me what you want. Starting with, this blog has a rather buried theme, which has afflicted my mind for a while now.  As much as you love the yanderes! But, I also like Steven Universe!  So, what if the four diamonds made a little twist and were men? And better yet, Yanderes! Be free to ask whatever you want. Headcanons, questions or imagine this little AU.  Keep in mind that I'm a bit new, so bear with me! -------------------------------------------

I write for... -Headcanons -Imagine -Ask (There will be more themes soon, don´t worry!) It counts for all Diamonds. Everyone, individually or really anyone you want questions. Please be specific in the requests. Gender: Anyone. Fem, Male or simply Genderless ---------------------------------------------------------- RULES- No SPAM Be respectful of everyone Be patient

------------------------------------------------I Don´t Write for... paedophilia Cropophilia Bore Gore too loud Incest Zoophilia

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Author's Notes:

Hello, hello. The time where your requests occur can be any Age.  There's a reason I put Pink as a character I can write, be free to ask whatever you want with The Diamonds. Imagine your Genderbend versions the way you want! In this blog the imagination flows. Equally, be free to ask about the NSFW. Without shame, I will gladly write.

That's it, English is not my first language. Understand me.

Kisses!