yeahitsmebj

[yeahitsmebj]

2 survivors, 30 injured, hundreds dead, land irreparable, I’m losing my marbles

Just Michael being the sweetest.

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you're so fricking cool man

I LOOOVE good omensomd

i'm just too scared to talk to you :(

It’s okay 😔🤚 people are scary. Welcome to the club of agony and despair

[yeahitsmebj]

My favorite people

I just gotta come back to this gif. Don't they look like the cutest couple 🥰 David looking like he absolutely adores Michael, and being such a girl about it 🫠🫠🫠

[yeahitsmebj]

This is my everything

happy international women’s day

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I got a dress for the first time in like 3 years. Usually I stay more masculine, but I felt like talking one for the team. Ladies, what do we think???

(My family whomst I am not out to then proceeded to low-key objectify me)

[yeahitsmebj]

how does it feel being the prettiest

It doesn’t. No, I appreciate your kindness deeply. I do it so that if I ever fall in love again, it might be impossible for the other party to hate me. Other than the agony that comes with it, I feel fantastical. How about you, hot stuff???

[yeahitsmebj]

I need the world to see this

[yeahitsmebj]

Same

the feminine urge to become anthony j crowley

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If this isn’t my future wife I DONT WANT ITTT

everybody loves a butch who manhandles their femme, but have we considered femmes who manhandle their butch? femmes who pull their butch in by their belt loops or their carabiners. femmes who grab their butch by the collar of their shirt when they want to steal a kiss. femmes who always have their hands on their butch’s hips or shoulders or biceps, tugging at them every which way. femmes who push their butch up against the wall of their bedroom and give them sloppy kisses on the lips, neck, and anywhere else they please because their butch knows that they can toss around them like a ragdoll if they wanted. femmes who manhandle >>

[yeahitsmebj]

You kind of look like you'd be popular in the 2010s. Like, socia media sensation. Who parties with celebrities.

I’m gonna take this as a compliment. I’m not sure what it means, but as long as it’s cunty.

[yeahitsmebj]

I’m a big fan of whatever the hell this is

Nahhh he took the wrong stairs 💀

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I made a bargain with god a few weeks ago. I desperately stated that “if school gets cancelled tomorrow, I’ll go back to church”… my alarm is set for 7am, see you all in heaven I guess? I dont know.

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I’ve given up on making multiple blogs. This is for everything atp.

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Tag your fucking spoilers or potential spoilers please.

Hey gang! So this is how NOT to show up in somebody’s inbox…kinda makes me wanna spoil shit out of spite, but I’m gonna be a decent “fucking” person and listen because that’s just common courtesy.

Okay that’s all I hate to say, thank you for coming to my TedTalk!

[yeahitsmebj]

I HAVE A THEORY ON THIS MADNESS.

[yeahitsmebj]

So ummmm not a fan of the whole Aziraphale demon arc. I’m just gonna pretend like that’s not a thing.

It just kind of ruins the whole point…yk?

[yeahitsmebj]

Amen

If you guys are right and they became humans I'm gonna lose my mind, i would feel like they wasted a whole great series by a weak ending