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Imagine hating on me but i spend my free time maladaptive daydreaming about getting raw dogged by fictional men

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THIS.

my dream gangbang fr

whoever sees this, tag yours

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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drake lame asf for that line man. he missed the point of Mother I Sober so badly and then proceeded to say some bs like “if i was a pedo i’d be in jail rn.” BFFR.

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🕺💃🏽👯‍♀️

everyone in the rap community @ drake rn

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realest tweet ever 💀

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KENDRICKKK 👑

HELP LMAOOOOOO

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wowzeers!!1!1

Delicious in Dungeon fan art! I've been really enjoying this lately

[Prints available here]

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among us

y’all already know what’s up…among us animatic 😈

featuring guest star kaido

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give that girl a grilled cheese

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so, like, with the CHB vs CJ thing going on (from what i’m seeing) on Tiktok wouldn’t CHB win??

cause it’s stated that there’s roughly two hundred kids there and that there are hundreds of minor roman gods and that “a lot of the campers are legacies— second or third generation. Maybe their parents were demigods. Or their grandparents.” -Hazel (SON, ch 4)

MEANWHILE, at CHB they’re all direct children of the gods as they also gain abilities/powers from their parents (ex: apollo kids being able to curse others)

and sure they got actual formations and shit but CHB has the Hermes and percabeth which percy is known to have insane battle IQ + annabeth PLUS hermes cabin being the hermes cabin with their insane tricks and ideas to battle out the roman’s. though, their fighting styles are different as Romans usually stab instead of slice which Percy is seen doing. really, it all depends on the time and place because CHB has been thru sm and lost so many kids fighters.

imagine a prime CHB vs CJ like with Luke, Ethan, Beckendorf, Silena, and Clarisse. that’d be funny and insane!

in conclusion, CHB is really more insane power wise and respectfully has Piper (charmspeak) Annabeth (insane strategist) Leo (fire + insane w machinery) PERCY JACKSON. (no nico cs we need to make it fair) and the roman’s seem to be really uptight and strict when it comes to battles like, “no! you can’t just do that in a fight!!!1!1 >:((“ or maybe i’m biased.

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whenever Percy Jackson mentions one of the dead side character demigods i feel my heart physically crumble.

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✨With the punch of a pentagram I wap bam boom alakazam✨

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yk how belphie loves stars and how he used to follow asmodeus often in the celestial realm? yeah, i’d like to think it was because asmodeus was kinda like the embodiment of a bright and shining star amongst the angels. and belphie loves stargazing

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good question sebek