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[yourlovergorl]

Wanda: Natasha and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Y/n: * Sighing * What did Natasha do?

Wanda: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

*Natasha coming in out of breath*

Natasha: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Natasha: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!

Wanda: Alright.

Y/n: Hey, I-

Natasha: SHUT UP!

Y/n: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!

Wanda: It was bound to be stupid.

[yourlovergorl]

i’m fine with the the pressure 😜 thx for the tag @y0url0verb0y

@hrtmcgrath @livin4theeradictor (no pressure tags😅)

TAG GAME!!!

Im bored so i wanna start smth

You plus you in a fantasy world

artist is: naylissah

tag your besties

@amphibizzy @aroace-wizard @a-patchofmoss @anarchyandbastardry @shittest-wizard-ever @sunfloodme @dilf-bussy @disasterofahuman @flghtorflight @goofyjelly @honeybeeboppin @honeybeeboppin @lucifer-is-a-hermit @lixorloveslicorice @laut16 @lingonberryjamistakenwhat @combustion-wizard @villainessbian @bobbyzombiegg @ripleyalamode @rillegas08 @terrencetheshark14 @teenagesheepblizzard @oooohnoooooo

[yourlovergorl]

thanks for the tag 🫶🏻🫶🏻

1. Jaded - Quarters of Change

2. Sex with a Ghost - Teddy Hyde

3. Curses- Crane Wives

4. Butch 4 Butch - Rio Romeo

5. Amnesia Was Her Name - Lemon Demon

@y0url0verb0y @hrtmcgrath

Thank you for the tag @keeganisabluegreener ❤️❤️

Five songs I've been listening a lot to:

1. End of the day by One Direction

2. Just like heaven by The Cure

3. She is beauty we are world class by Louis Tomlinson

4. Silver tongues by Louis Tomlinson

5. With or without you by U2

Tagging @niallermybabe @28goldens @stephron @ashleyyroses

[yourlovergorl]

wifeyyyy why haven't you been postin?!?!?!

i’ve been sick as a dog man 🤒

[yourlovergorl]

Wanda: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Natasha: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Y/n, scoffing: Oh, please.

Natasha, to Y/n: Hey, how you doin’?

Y/n:

Y/n: *giggles and blushes*

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Y/n, gardening: Hey, can you bring me a hoe?

Wanda: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Wanda: Here you go.

Y/n:

Wanda:

Natasha: Why am I here?

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100% bestie, did you see the way they held each other right before the end 🥹🥹

just watched the 1st saw movie and in my mind both Adam and Lawrence are alive and happy together and I will not have it any other way.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[yourlovergorl]

hi wifey 🥰, hru?

im good hubby 🥰 hby?

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Y/n: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!

Wanda: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Y/n: Oh...

Natasha, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Age and pronouns in bio pls

My pronouns are she/her (already in my bio but anyways) and I’m 17 turning 18 soon.

[yourlovergorl]

Wanda: So, what’s Y/n's type?

Natasha: Blue eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, murderous tendencies

Wanda: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Natasha: Did I mention oblivious?

Wanda: Yeah, why?

Natasha: Okay, just making sure.

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Natasha: *sucking on a popsicle*

Wanda: Pfft, you practicing for when Y/n gets here?

Natasha: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*

Wanda: *Concern*

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Wanda: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!

Wanda: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Natasha: I did?

Wanda: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating enough lately Natasha.

Wanda: *walks away*

Natasha:

Natasha: She’s gone Y/n.

Y/n, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!

[yourlovergorl]

I believe in Santa Barbra Ellie supremacy 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

[yourlovergorl]

I love this 😩

✿ ༉‧₊ — 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. ellie williams

very random things i associate with ellie/think ellie would love in a non-apocalyptic world (hc’s). [ contains: femme reader mentioned, nsfw, sfw, mentions of drugs. ]

MUSEUMS AND AQUARIUM DATES — nerd alert! we all know ellie loves space and dinosaurs and things like that. her heart feels so full when you’re gripping her hand tightly as you both take your time strolling to each exhibition and display. she’s too engrossed in the small info boards to notice your eyes glimmering and softening as you take in the smile she fails to hide as she gets excited. even at 19 years old, as you spend your one year anniversary at the history museum, she still wows in awe as you walk into the room that contains the massive brachiosaurus skeleton.

JAW KISSES — ellie’s great at hiding how she feels most of the time. apart from when you kiss her jaw. the moment she feels your lips press to the soft skin that clings to the sharp bone of her jaw, she melts. her hands sneak around your waist as you nestle into her neck and pepper kisses all over her jaw, burning deep crimson on her freckled cheeks. “mm baby” she’ll mumble if you nip the skin lightly, causing her to let out the sweetest, soft little breaths.

HOUSE PLANTS — they’re an absolute nightmare for her to take care of at first but after a while, she grows emotionally attached to them. she specifically loves monsteras and ferns, even going as far to name them. she has a small smile on her lips as she reaches the part of her morning routine where she provides them with their extra delicate care. you can’t help but giggle from the kitchen as you hear her mumble “good morning fernado, you’re extra bright this morning” to her favorite fern.

RECORD STORES — she loves bobbing her head to the music and weirdly enough, the smell. it’s nostalgic somehow.

STICKERS AND CUSTOMIZATION DOODLES — pretty self explanatory. ellie loves to cover her shit in random stickers and doodles. her laptop, her water bottle, her sketchbook, her guitar. she has the same design as her tattoo painted on her guitar (it took her forever to do and she did it instead of completing an overdue assignment).

SHOWER SEX — it started with the soft, butterfly kisses you’d splurge across ellie’s freckled shoulder blades before you grabbed the soap to scrub her back. eventually she began to press you against the wall, kissing you deeply as the warm water hits you, hands exploring your bare, wet body. (100% is obsessed with soapy boobies too)

POST SWIM NAPS — summer on the farm means sweltering heat. nearly everyday you and ellie trek across the fields and spend all day swimming in the creek by the woods. sun kissed and hot, the both of you collapse in bed in nothing but a tshirt and your underwear, cuddled and falling into a slumber until later that evening when it’s cooler.

GRAPHIC TEES — it’s a strange obsession and she’ll hardly know what’s on the shirt but she accumulates a massive collection.

ESSENTIAL OILS — she thought they were tacky and useless at first until she got a diffuser as a birthday gift and was knocked straight into such a peaceful slumber by her soothing lavender oil.

FOLLOWING YOU INTO FITTING ROOMS — again, self-explanatory. we all know she’s awkward and very much the loser-lesbian girlfriend. so the first time you take her shopping with you, she moves to sit on the provided seats outside the fitting rooms. she’s just as confused as you are as you stand with the door half open and your collection of clothes in your arm. you tilt your head “are you not coming in?”. she fumbles to get up and rushes in. at first she was awkward, head down at the very second you’d take your tshirt off and mentally cursing herself as she peaks at you in the mirror from the corner of her eye. now, your full-fledged girlfriend, she’s got her hands grabbing at every sliver of bare skin she can see before you annoyedly swat her hands away.

LATE NIGHT SESH — it’s usually when she’s feeling anxious, escaping to the roof to smoke a little and talk to the stars. most of the time she goes alone but sometimes you go with her. you usually sit in comfortable silence, pressed against eachother as she smokes and you try your best to keep your eyes awake at 3am because even though she assures “go back to bed, sweetheart. i’ll be okay,” you don’t want her to be alone.

part 2? abby version?

[yourlovergorl]

😂

unless you wanna deal with me. . .and the VKs 🤪

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