yzur02
yzur02
Breath wasting circa 05'
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Hello there, I just post whatever and reblog a lot of things, check my likes, there's usually cool/weird shit, cya!
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yzur02 · 10 hours ago
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Oh my gosh. I just found this website that walks you though creating a believable society. It breaks each facet down into individual questions and makes it so simple! It seems really helpful for worldbuilding!
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yzur02 · 1 day ago
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"Harder, daddy"
The bridge falls silent as every officer suddenly stops all actions, to look at me, forgotten are my heroic deeds and shows of loyalty to the empire, they now watch me as if I were something entirely new, alien and utterly disgusting, my stormtroopers, silent and stoic at the face of my imminent death moments ago are now faced with a new silence, one brought on my terms, one in which they have no choice but to acknowledge my existence and, hopefully, force them to shame, as their disloyalty towards me failed to instill in their souls. Now they will forever be marked by this moment, by me. Satisfied, I face my death again, dark and impossibly large He stands, several meters from myself, his hand still extended, grasping my neck and prohibiting my lungs of their so desired air. The sound of his breathing fills the otherwise stagnant roo-
Vader: as you wish *snaps my neck like a fucking twig and tosses me across the room like some morbid paper plane before walking out, completely unbothered*
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yzur02 · 2 days ago
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Odd question, but I’m not quite sure where else to turn to with this.
Does sadness have to be earned? Like do some people have the right to be more sad than others, or is it all a matter of perspective? Do you need to justify it?
Can someone who’s been through little to no hardships justify being just as sad as someone who has been through hell?
You don't need to earn or justify feeling jack fucking shit. If someone tells you that you haven't been hurt enough to be in pain, you've earned the right to bite them. And if they bitch about that, tell them that being bit by you can't hurt that much, some people get bit by sharks or pitbulls or bears, so being bit by you isn't bad enough to justify feeling pain. See if they like it.
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yzur02 · 2 days ago
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my humor 2016
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yzur02 · 2 days ago
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gave them impractical but very pretty embellishments hehe
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CODY: I was not expecting Cody to end up looking like a paladin, but it suits him. Ironically, the more I designed him, the more I ended up appreciating his actual design. Something about how he deliberately does not wear any major embellishments reflects his personality as competent and straightforward. He doesn't need any embellishments or fancy maneuvers to command respect, his work speaks for itself.
Also gave Cody a Big Gun (TM) because it looks way cooler than the teeny blaster he usually uses. This is the very first time I've ever had to research firearms for my art because some gun nerd worked on the series and now every single damn blaster is an actual known model and design rather than just being a generic long black rectangle.
WOLFFE: Self-explanatory
FOX: Really struggled with Fox. I love his default design because it already has very little white and I didn't want to hide his fancy pattern. I was originally going to go for a kitsune approach but I was struggling to give his helmet a fox pattern, especially since I didn't want to remove his visor (Wolffe's designers really popped off with his helmet, idk how they managed to fit the wolf design on it).
Ended up giving him the fox pelt shrug, cape, and tassels because I imagine that the Coruscant Guard is extremely public facing, especially in the Senate, so a certain level of decorum and dressiness is expected of them, kind of like the King's Guard at Buckingham Palace.
Shout out to Hot Toys, whose action figures are so beautifully designed I could actually use them as refs for art. Double shout out to them for making every single clone, including the Bad Batch, actually look like Temuera Morrison or derivative of him.
((( I'm sorry TCW but you cannot convince me that the 2008 clone models you made and then got stuck with look anything like Temuera Morrison. ))))
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yzur02 · 3 days ago
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A boy can dream, can't he?
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yzur02 · 4 days ago
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40 English words you never thought existed
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Weird, huh?
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yzur02 · 4 days ago
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yzur02 · 4 days ago
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Jason with Damian and Steph
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let's awooo with mama
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yzur02 · 4 days ago
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Batman and Robin
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let’s sit on mama
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yzur02 · 4 days ago
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I really hope this isn't even necessary, but if it is...
Y'all know what to do, see you never, assholes
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
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yzur02 · 4 days ago
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J. J. Jameson: *going on a spider-rant*
Peter: it's Spider-Woman
J. J. Jameson: what? Since when?
Peter: a week? Give or take a few days
J. J. Jameson: a why the fuck has no-one told me this?! This is why I fucking pay you, you bunch of incompetent asshsts!! We are a newspaper, how do you want me to run a fucking newspaper if you can't give updated information?! Change any mention of Spider-Man to Spider-Woman! NOW!!
Peter: we thought you wouldn't care about that
J. J. Jameson: well you were wrong!
J. J. Jameson: We can play with the truth, make it a little *puts his index and thumb really close together* more spicy, people know we do, they are fine with that, it makes things interesting, but this is a very fucking big detail!! If people hear us saying Spider-Man, they are gonna say "what the hell happened with James Jonah Jameson? He used to be so reliable, but now he can't get his fucking facts straight!" I won't be the city's biggest clown, Parker
J. J. Jameson: *continues rant, making a point of saying Spider-Woman instead of Spider-Man*
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yzur02 · 4 days ago
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Yeah, with my older sibling, it used to be mostly grappling and throwing
But, with my younger sibling, it is about pushing and who gets trampled over
I shared similar things with both, but it is wildly different for each other and I can't even imagine how it is for other people and their siblings
Honestly, if you're a kid and an adult tells you "they're just trying to get a reaction out of you :)" as a response to being told that some younger kid is tormenting you, that should count as full permission to punt that little shit. Like I would never hit a child, but if you're seven years old and a five-year-old is being a cunt at you and adults just tell you "oh they just want to find out what happens if they keep doing that", wouldn't only be fair to let them know what happens if they keep doing that?
Siblings should never be left responsible of raising each other, but if adults have decided that they are allowed to fuck around, wouldn't it only be your right - or even downright duty - to let them consequently find out?
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yzur02 · 5 days ago
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Everything goes in a sibling fight, especially if it's vengeance
I knocked my older sibling' first tooth with a frisbee (mostly accidental)
That same sibling used to flip me over and throw me into the ground in our organized fights
Then came throwing shit at each other
And then, sword fighting with my younger sibling (who kept hitting my thumbs)
We have used variety of weapons against each other over the years in response to various crimes or perceived crimes that simply could not go unpunished
Honestly, if you're a kid and an adult tells you "they're just trying to get a reaction out of you :)" as a response to being told that some younger kid is tormenting you, that should count as full permission to punt that little shit. Like I would never hit a child, but if you're seven years old and a five-year-old is being a cunt at you and adults just tell you "oh they just want to find out what happens if they keep doing that", wouldn't only be fair to let them know what happens if they keep doing that?
Siblings should never be left responsible of raising each other, but if adults have decided that they are allowed to fuck around, wouldn't it only be your right - or even downright duty - to let them consequently find out?
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yzur02 · 6 days ago
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Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.
It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.
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yzur02 · 6 days ago
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I agree, but if the sibling in question is deliberately going out of their way to annoy you and already knows your boundaries, you have already told them and it didn't work, I believe a sword duel at noon is a perfectly reasonable answer
Honestly, if you're a kid and an adult tells you "they're just trying to get a reaction out of you :)" as a response to being told that some younger kid is tormenting you, that should count as full permission to punt that little shit. Like I would never hit a child, but if you're seven years old and a five-year-old is being a cunt at you and adults just tell you "oh they just want to find out what happens if they keep doing that", wouldn't only be fair to let them know what happens if they keep doing that?
Siblings should never be left responsible of raising each other, but if adults have decided that they are allowed to fuck around, wouldn't it only be your right - or even downright duty - to let them consequently find out?
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yzur02 · 7 days ago
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I used to be a very annoying younger sibling, not always on purpose, but I lack understanding of rules, am shit with looking at things from other's perspectives and just too lost on my head to be anything but self centered unless I lock the fuck in
So most of the time I was rude, tried to force my viewpoint on things and just fucked up everything
So my only advice is: you think punting that little shit will help? If yes, do it
Your brother might need someone who can set reasonable boundaries and can stay firm, I was lucky to make a friend that called me on my bullshit, had siblings who are very willing to kick my ass and out of the room, without them, I would be an absolute shitstain right now
Punt that kid, set a limit to their bullshit, for you AND for him, because the next guy to get fed up with him might not be a friend or your family and that could be worse
Just make sure he understands why you are angry and stress the importance of these issues, he might see it as a way to spend time with you or be just an asshole, but he needs to understand where is the limit and what he just can't do
TL;DR: Punt, explain why, talk to each other, find a solution
Honestly, if you're a kid and an adult tells you "they're just trying to get a reaction out of you :)" as a response to being told that some younger kid is tormenting you, that should count as full permission to punt that little shit. Like I would never hit a child, but if you're seven years old and a five-year-old is being a cunt at you and adults just tell you "oh they just want to find out what happens if they keep doing that", wouldn't only be fair to let them know what happens if they keep doing that?
Siblings should never be left responsible of raising each other, but if adults have decided that they are allowed to fuck around, wouldn't it only be your right - or even downright duty - to let them consequently find out?
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