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Sometimes I forget how much love wittles us down to sappy cornballs and cheesy rom-com one liners. But then I remember thats the *point*

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Posting about my (straight) love life wondering why its not getting any traction until I remember the people of tumblr are gay and lonely. Sorry guys I'll make my contact more relevant next time

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Im good at flirting but AT WHAT COST. ITS SOCIAL CUES YOU PICK UP ON THE SOCIAL CUES. I KNOW WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR. IM A CRINGE SAPPY MAPLE TREE AT THIS POINT

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Asked him how I looked he said "You look beautiful!" Tf are the exclamation marks for 🤨 Straight men dont get excited about SHIT dont try me ive played these games before

Talking to this guy and things are going AMAZING. Hes either the love of my life or he's gay

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Talking to this guy and things are going AMAZING. Hes either the love of my life or he's gay

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Tumblr is my official inside thought diary i will be using it as such and if you have a problem with that, what did you even download the app for

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EVERY MAN IN MY DMS EITHER ASK ME OUT OR KILL YOURSELF

Hope this helps! 🫶😊

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My favorite animal is me playing stardew at 3am coming up with the most nonsensical thoughts ever because i cant stay awake

An honorable mention:

"I mean, how many times do I get to say I regularly contribute to deforestation?"

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Making up something totally bizarre playing restaurant:

"Yes I'll have the filet mignon burger with extra pickles extra *gibberish gibberish gibberish* hold the p....iss?"

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Do things taste different when you have headphones in or a hat on like the flavors arent flavoring or is it just me

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Having a stomach ache with headphones in is the scariest thing. All internal sounds are a random game of: was my stomach growling or did I let out the most horrendous fart of my life in the library? I guess we'll never knoH MY GOD ITS SO LOUD. Guys I lied im scared what if I'm actively shitting myself while RHCP is blasting both my ears

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On my posts where i asked a question every single person that hearted it BUT DIDNT LEAVE A COMMENT imagine me dying on an alley way reaching out to grasp your hand and you just walk on by as I bleed out. The blood pools at your feet and all the while you decide it the perfect time for a swim. I hope you count a measely lamb when you go to rest your head. May your nights be uneasy. I know what you did.

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Trying to get into Let's Play type content but all I have is an ancient chromebook and it's internal mic and camera it comes with. Possibly getting a PC soon but until then any tips on how to kick off? Been playing itch.io browser games, my biggest struggle is finding recording software rn.

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What do you think the best social media platform for writing would be? I'm talking poetry, short fiction, etc. Obviously being on Tumblr probably gonna get a little bias but I want to get traction and idk where to start outside of sharing it with like my close circle of people i already know.

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Makoto: Here is indisputable evidence you are the killer! You killed this person! Any possible counterpoint you can offer has been denied and has proof to back it up! You've been caught!

Leon: Stupid stupid stupid, L bozo nerd + no ultimate, get rekt in a dance battle

Everyone else: oh shit man wait he like totally has a point there yeah makota eat dirt u suck lol

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bending over backwards jumping through hoops putting on a whole circus performance just to try to put together a subpar 19 minute 360p quality video with even worse audio performance of an even shittier running game for why??? because markiplier looks hot doing it so i can too???

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when you type ofc but it comes up as kfc and you remember what a big back you are

#bigbacking #silly