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crazysodomite · 5 months ago

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one thing about me is that documents make me paranoid. any notariuses want to protect me and take care of me and help me

#help you with what #i dont know. documence #what documence i need... help m #mods help help

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bonesandthebees · 1 year ago

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

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holographings · 7 months ago

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someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

#thisss wass going to be just one little sketch lord help me #the guys you put on this earth to finish their psych degrees are drawing pathetic men again #jayvik #arcane #viktor arcane #jayce talis #my art #fanart #i have uni and work and also therapy to do but i got sick this week so i think i read like. over 30 fics yesterday like i was struck #by some affliction legitimately #please talk with me about them. this is a cry for help #i drew all these while listening to circa survive on repeat do you understand what that does to a man

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heph · 8 months ago

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Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation

#notes:#Stan was trying to haggle with what is effectively a 7eleven employee... Because they didn't have the money for it #and also because Stan and his money anxiety... ☹️Ford probably has had to fight for scant resources and kiII for less...#Both of them need to get mental help and realise that it's okay #and that it's safe now.#You have money... And you no longer need to fight for everything you have #gravity falls #ford pines #grunkle ford #stan pines #grunkle stan #stanford pines #stanley pines

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community-gardenss · 2 months ago

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he was hardly monstrous then

#ariadne #asterion #minotaur #bull of Minos #greek mythology art #greek mythology #he was just a boy 🙁#our mother named you little star #it must mean she loved you in spite of what you are #and how you came to be #I can't help but think things could have been different if our father felt the same #theseus and the minotaur #tagamemnon #the minotaur #asterius #my art

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fly-chicken · 8 months ago

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A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU

***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***

Blacked out part is my name.

I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too

AND

I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.

And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.

A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am

#us politics #donald trump #election 2024 #aclu #a promise to myself #how is this comforting you May ask #bc we are not fighting alone or uninformed #we have good and strong groups in our corners defending what we believe in #it’s not over yet #we have to try and pushback #added Alt image descriptions since this is leaving containment #happy to see many engaging with this to either donate time or money or both #really warms the cold heart of mine #wow this broke containment #overall it’s been pretty nice seeing people engaging with it ready to roll up their sleeves and get to work #they did the travel ban right at the beginning of the previous presidency too #also every major civil battle in the last century #brown V board of education- the one that desegregated schools #loving V Virginia- legalized interracial marriage #roe V wade- legalized abortion #United States V Nixon- watergate scandal WHICH LIMITED US PRESIDENTAL POWER #Edwards v. Aguillard- helped allow schools to teach evolution #Planned Parenthood v. Casey- another abortion case #ACLU v. NSA- to stop the NSA spying on wikipedia users #Ingersoll v. Arlene's Flowers- fought to stop LGBTQ discrimination from businesses #Obergefell v. Hodges- case that legalized gay marriage #literally WAY MORE GUYS #so don’t fall into dispair! these are literally one of the good ones!

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glitchedoutpxie · 23 days ago

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How to use Em Dash (—) and Semi Colon ( ; )

Since the ai accusations are still being thrown around, here's how i personally like to use these GASP ai telltales. 🦄✨

Em Dashes (—)

To emphasize a shift / action / thought.

They're accusing us—actually accusing us—of using AI.

To add drama.

They dismissed our skills as AI—didn't even think twice, the dimwits—and believed they were onto something.

To insert a sudden thought. Surely they wouldn't do that to us—would they?

To interrupt someone's speech. "Hey, please don't say that. I honed my craft through years of blood and tears—" "Shut up, prompter."

To interrupt someone's thoughts / insert a sudden event.

We're going to get those kudos. We're going to get those reblogs—

A chronically online Steve commented, “it sounds like ai, idk.”

Semi Colons ( ; )

To join two closely related independent sentences / connect ideas.

Not only ChatGPT is capable of correct punctuation; who do you think it learned from in the first place?

Ultimate pro tip: use them whenever the fuck you want. You don't owe anyone your creative process. 🌈

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stealingpotatoes · 23 days ago

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thinking abt the skywalkers apart au again <3

(commission info // tip jar!)

#i love this au bc padme's like ok political subterfuge i can do that and i have handmaidens and family to help with that and raising luke #whereas anakin's like WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T SWING A LIGHTSABER AT MY PROBLEMS ANYMORE AND IM RAISING A BABY ALONE I ALMOST WENT DARKSIDE #skywalkers apart au #padme amidala #luke skywalker #anakin skywalker #leia organa #padmé amidala #skywalker family #star wars #my doods

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batcavescolony · 1 year ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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queermania · 6 months ago

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i think before you marry someone, you should sit down and go through the AITA subreddit with them and see what their take on those situations is

#this isn’t even a joke #like even if you talk about your expectations and what not #you still don’t really know how someone will react in certain situations #and i think finding out how they react to the stories in AITA can help illuminate that #pp

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hansoeii · 2 years ago

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look at you, you're gorgeous!

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damnfool-of-a-took · 5 months ago

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What it says on the tin, plus some simple explanations of who has the power to do what.

#stay on target #means yell at the people who actually have the power to do what you want #us politics #civics 099 #His Fraudulency #MAGAts #kai mutterings #how to help

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notrobinsomethingworse · 6 months ago

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Dick, holding Wally’s hand while they lie in bed: God I love this bed. God I love this house. And you. Especially you.

Voice: How domestic.

Wally: God?

Damian in his Robin suit, holding his bleeding side: No. It’s me. May one of you please direct me to the nearest medical kit.

[Frantic scrambling]

#Dick fixing Damian up gently: what happened? will you be okay? sleep here tonight we’ll get a room ready #Damian: tt I do not need your worry #I am perfectly capable of handling this on my own #Dick: that’s too bad baby bird because I’m gonna worry and I’m gonna help you anyway #batman #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #robin #nightwing #damian wayne #dick grayson #wally west #birdflash #incorrect quotes #mine

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kensatou · 6 months ago

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deepthroating a gun without breaking eye contact...... he put his entire gongyussy into that | SQUID GAME 2

+ the video because the sound he makes when he puts the gun in his mouth? [redacted]

update: he improvised that. the man really said i'll go full slut.

#my beautiful unhinged wife..... you know the salesman is an utter freak on the streets and in the sheets #i watched one episode of the new squid game for the plot #the plot: gong yoo showing off his lack of gag reflex <3. he gloc on that glock etc.#the way he drags his bottom lip down with the muzzle of the gun sjhfsgfjhfgkj. redacted redacted redacted.#anyway. new username to celebrate #he put his entire ahjussy into his performance here. his ahjussiussy. his ahjussussy. you get it.#mutuals/followers from my old asian drama blog remember when train to busan came out in 2016 and for one and a half months #and i slipped back into my obsession and i was just a gong yoo shrine? ;_____;#i'm on the brink of regressing.......... help.....#also pardon the quality realised only after exporting that my grain was too strong -.-;#gun tw #blood tw #gong yoo #squid game #squid game spoilers #squidgameedit #netflixedit #tvedit #kdramaedit #uservik #chewieblog #userbbelcher #userisaiah #it's been a while i forgot what other tags there are…#long post #you know what.#gay #i cannot read salesman/gihun fic because i dislike ljj with a burning passion though.....

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teaboot · 20 days ago

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Me, parking lot security: Do you have any ID on you today

Person I just found keying someone’s car: I’m sorry I’m autistic

Me: Cool, me too. So a driver’s license, regional ID, anything…?

Person, now crying: I can’t get in trouble I have an anxiety disorder can I just go I have really bad anxiety

Me: Yeah me too, I feel you. But you see the car’s owner will need information to file for insurance so again if I can get your name

Person: I literally have anxiety so bad I can’t do this

Me: Listen I’m not a cop, I can’t force you to stick around, but if you do wanna help with this and you’re not gonna run then eventually someone will need to know what your name is. Can you take a few deep breaths with me

Person: (crying harder) please I’m literally autistic

Me:

Me: So again I am also autistic

#Details changed for privacy reasons #AM I MISSING SOMETHING #IS THERE AN AUTISM BLIND SPOT HERE #WHAT AM I MISSING #I hate when this happens BRUH WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY #BESTIE I ALSO HAVE ANXIETY WHY ARE YOU VANDALIZING CARS #Teablart #This happens so much and I never know what to do #Except calm them down #But what does that even MEAN #“Don’t tell anyone what I did I have ADHD”#???????????#What does having ADHD have to do with other people knowing someone fucked their shit????#HELP

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