#hp textposts

[stargazedmoony]

peter: thank you for the plant, prongs!

james: that’s okay, pete. you just take good care of it

peter: of course! i will make sure to water it every day!

sirius: *under breath* you bought him a fake plant, didn’t you?

james: *also under breath* yes, but look how happy he is!

[rhetorical-conscience]

Regulus: That's ridiculous, Potter doesn't have a crush on me.

Dorcas: Yes he does.

Barty: Yes he does.

Pandora: Yes he does.

Evan: Yes he does.

Remus: Yes he does.

Lily: Yes he does.

Marlene: Yes he does.

Random portrait on the fourth floor: Yes he does.

James: Yes I do.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Seriously, Potter, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Harry: Oh, I’m the only one that matters, Malfoy. See, you messed with my friends, and now I’m going to fuck you

Everyone: …

Ron: It’s “fuck you up,” Harry

Harry: Wait, what did I say?

[cheridraco]

harry: I love you

harry: I said I love you

draco: you fucking better

harry: bitch

[uhhlifeig]

Sirius: Regulus isn't answering his phone. Remus: Let me call him. Sirius: I've called him ten times already, what makes you think that he'll pick- Remus: *puts his phone on speaker* Regulus: What's up, Remus? Sirius: Sirius: YoU TrAiTOr!

[marauderstars]

Remus: I love making short jokes about Sirius.

Remus: They go right over his head.

[totorohugies]

The fact that Sirius and Remus never saw neither James nor Harry pass age 21...

[quillandparchmentimagines]

Remus: How long did Mcgonagall ground you two for?

James: Two weeks.

Y/N: 'One per idiot.'

[loonyloopylupin96]

adapted from this

[stargazedmoony]

sirius: prongs, how do you say, “i would do anything for you” in a casual way?

james: remus, sirius here wants you to know that he would do absolutely anything for you in every lifetime, as he loves you so much

remus: oh, i know. and i love him, too

sirius: ... gee. thank you, james, for being so incredibly subtle

[number1abbasupporter]

Sirius: heads i win, tails you lose

Sirius: if i win you have to kiss me

Remus: alright

Sirius: *flips the coin and it lands on heads*

Sirius: i win!

Remus: *leans in to kiss him*

James:

Peter:

James: moony was going to lose either way

Peter: i think that’s why he agreed

[scarlicbread27]

James would 100% procrastinate normal, everyday things. Need to pee? He’ll wait till the last minute because he’s too busy playing quidditch. Stomach rumbling? He forgot to eat because he was too busy reading a quidditch magazine, and now he’s too deep into it to stop.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Hermione: What’s the one thing we asked you not to do at the party, Harry?

Harry: Not kiss Malfoy

Ron: And what did you do?

Harry: I kissed Malfoy

[cheridraco]

harry: I like talking to you

draco: you probably like kissing me more

[souptastical]

does anyone like canon better than fanon? I mean like- for the majority lol (wolfstar is my life). And I mean like to the end of The Battle of Hogwarts- anything after that is fair game lol

bc i feel like I'm the only one left shipping Hinny and Romione when it comes down to it😭

[siriuslygay1981]

*Sirius sobbing his eyes out*

Marlene- sorry about what happend but where did you get your eyeliner it looks so good and it's not smudging

Sirius- it's *sob* sharpie