#incorrect anon

[incorrectjakanddaxter]

Daxter: My clothes fell in a dark eco pool. Jak: That's not so bad. Daxter: I was in them.

[demaparbat-hp]

What am I doing with my life.

Based on this post by @fattuccini-afraido

[magicicephoenix]

Sun you wont believe it something crazy just happen wait crazy i was crazy once-

driving sun crazy insane!! ft. everyone’s lovely reactions 💕

(context)

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Chim, struggling with a recipe: Eddie, can you Google how many ounces are in a cup? My hands are covered in flour.

Eddie: Sure, one sec. Buck!

Buck: Yeah?

Eddie: How many ounces are in a cup?

Buck: Eight.

Eddie: Thank you.

Chim: Now, what the hell was that?

Eddie: Six years, Chim. Haven't had to Google a thing.

Chim: Mmhm, why don't you ask Buck what the definition of codependency is next?

[theotherbuckley]

incorrect tweets pt 17/?

[fanaticalthings]

Jason being the easiest kid is super funny. Bruce looking at Jason and remembering Dick at 18: “we can work through this. He’ll come around if I don’t give up on.”

Bruce, watching over a freshly street-snatched Jason: Why is he so calm

Having Dick as the rambunctious, feral, and unhinged first child must've given him SO much whiplash once Jason entered the picture. Lil guy just vibed in his own world. Just reading books and doing schoolwork. Baby Jason hurt nobody.

Bruce will just be going over the ground rules of the manor, remembering all the chaos Dick brought upon the household.

Bruce: No swinging from the chandelier.

Jason: ?? I wasn't planning to?

Bruce: No murder.

Jason: What? That never even crossed my mind-

Bruce: And please, for the love of God, don't sneak out and try to beat up the nearest criminal on our block

Jason:

Jason: WHO is responsible for these rules being created??

Bruce will just come home from a long day of work. He's tired and just wants a nice, quiet evening, but he's subconsciously psyching himself up to prepare himself for the chaos he'll witness once he enters the manor

but then Jason's just quietly doing his own thing, maybe even helping Alfred with some chores, reading, or just lounging about in the manor. In general, just causing no trouble and Bruce just turns to Alfred, all worried like, "Is he sick? I don't think children are supposed to behave this way."

[accelactor]

Erik: Don’t worry Charles. As long as I am here, we will stand together even if the whole world is our enemy.

Charles: Thank you Erik, but may I ask why the whole world is our enemy?

Erik: Because I am here.

[incorrectjakanddaxter]

Daxter: Oh please! Anyone can have your issues, watch!!! *Immitating Torn.* Look at me, I’m Torn, please love me Ashelin!!!

Torn: …that’s a terrible impression.

Tess: But not inaccurate.

Torn: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!?!

[tomikashii]

PLS MAKE THE GHOULS REACT TO MC WORKING IN A MAID CAFE OR WEARING A MAID OUTFIT

tokyo debunker : the ghouls reacting to you wearing a maid outfit !

to anon : THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK!!! SUCH A CUTE CONCEPT !!!! hope you enjoy it hehehehe 💗💗💗 (SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG !!)

⚠️ : some are a little suggestive (?) so minors dni ! 🙏🏻

context : you as the new darkwick inspector was roped into helping professor hyde's newest suggestion for a school annual festival : a maid cafe.

how did the ghouls react ?

frostheim

jin kamurai

didn't enter the cafe but saw the post on the wickhive, posted by kaito.

eyes widen when he saw you in the maid dress, barely covering your mid thigh, with fluffy cat ears.

started daydreaming you in the maid outfit serving him in his room. (he is really taking this into consideration)

btw, he shut down the entire maid cafe and reported kaito's post multiple times (after he screenshotted it of course) so that wickhive will take it down. 🫢

tohma ishibashi

“oh my, what is this ?” he stares abit longer than usual when he saw you running around the cafe, helping out.

his mind could not stop going back to your form, wearing a maid attire with the skirt reaching your mid thighs and shoulders exposed.

berates himself internally for being indecent and starts keeping himself busy. (peep that small blush on his face) 🫣

oh and he teases you indirectly from time to time, to show that its burn and itched into his memory

lucas errant

thinks you look very cute actually, with the maid outfit on.

would want to wear matching butler outfits with you so that you wouldn't feel awkward working in the cafe.

took a photo with you too ! put it in a photo album in his room, so that he would occasionally look over at the memory. 🥹

occasionally gaze over at you when you serve people in the outfit, with a hint of blush on his face. (as long as you are in his line of vision to protect you)

kaito fuji

GOOD LORD! he fainted at the sight. nosebleed and everything. 😩

when he regained his consciousness back, he almost fainted again on how CUTE YOU LOOK!

took alot of photos of you and together. PUT IT AS HIS WALLPAPER EVEN. (#1 SUPPORTER)

tries to chase the guys away who tried to hit on you when you are running around the cafe.

vagastrom

alan mido

confused on the maid cafe concept but immediately started short circuiting when he saw you in the outfit.

how did he see ? he saw leo flaunting the photo of you infront of him and sho.

actually visited the cafe after that and says its cause he needed to meet you for something & vagastrom garage is ‘NOT SAFE FOR YOU’. (WHAT A LIAR) ☺️

was really awkward trying to talk to you in a straight face and avoided you for a few days after that because he couldn't keep that image of you in the maid outfit out of his mind.

leo kurosagi

“wow, you look stupid!~” he says as he snaps alot of photos of you in the outfit.

makes tiktok content about it (made like 5 different videos about it)

trust me, he stares back at the pictures and looked away scoffing ‘on how stupid you look’. (okay leo OKAY) 🙄

TEASES YOU SO MUCH AFTER THAT !!! he even had the audacity to treat you like a maid after that lol (you beat him up)

sho haizono

“wow senpai-” he teases. such a tease.

would sit in the cafe to tease you and order drinks from you specifically. smiles even harder when you address him as master.

after leaving, he stares at the pictures of you or with him that he took and smiles. 🤭

“so wheres the maid outfit ?” he asks, after the festival was over, making you want to punch him.

jabberwock

haru sagara

was very impressed on how it good it looks on you (he was internally thanking professor hyde)

sat down in the cafe and watched you work with peekaboo. sneakily glances at your shoulders and skirt before looking away, chuckling.

blushes a little when you greet him and called him ‘master’. MAKING YOU BLUSH TOO 😭

another one who stares at the pictures for 1000 years and actually suggested if you could wear it around the park, to attract customers. (no, its so that he can look at you.)

towa otonashi

compliments you alot actually when he saw you wearing the outfit.

gets jealous when he saw other people seeing you wear it so he decided to kidnap you to jabberwock.

cuddles you there and makes sure that he was the only one who can see you in that oufit.

takes a mental picture and keeps it in his mind forever as he cuddles you in the grass.

ren shiranami

actually caught you by chance when you were heading around the campus promoting the maid cafe. bursts out laughing and then realises how revealing it was. 🤦🏻‍♀️

encourages you to report professor hyde for harrasment and child labour.

when he realises that you did it willingly, he stops and never looks at you ever. (because he keeps staring at your shoulde— WHO SAID THAT)

couldn't keep it out of his head for awhile and mentally curses himself for being a pervert.

sinostra

taiga hoshibami

“kitty-cat becomes a maid?” he raises an eyebrow when he saw a group of sinostra students exchanging photos of the maid cafe and saw you.

actually barged in there to see you standing there, mid service, stunned with wide eyes. then he stares at your figure.

another who kidnaps you. he brought you to sinostra's casino and place you on his lap.

makes you wear another outfit next time when he plays poker again. (it was an erotic cat suit-)

romeo lucci scorpio

wasn't phased. (no he was, he just wouldn't show it infront of you)

berates you for wearing cheap maid clothing when he can provide for high quality ones.

actually angrily blushing behind you and sat down in the cafe. (because professor hyde told him to, he says)

observes you in silence, drinking the tea while watching you work. (he is taking a mental picture so that he can make you wear that in sinostra, maybe you can finally attract customers)

ritsu shinjo

actually was so shock. came to look for you and heard that you were here. didn't expect you to wear a full maid outfit.

as you sat opposite him and started discussing, his eyes trailed to your shoulders before looking away and awkwardly coughing.

says to take a picture so that he could record it as evidence. (no it was not)

occasionally glanced over at the picture, and cracking a small smile at the myster diner, making ren confused from the counter.

hotarubi

subaru kagami

compliments you alot, saying how it suits you. even sits in the cafe and giggles a little when you call him master.

don't mention the tint of red cheeks when you do so though. he is already nervous from your outfit.

took a photo together with you and treasures it alot. (he keeps staring at it AW)

there was a dark glint in his eye when he saw how some guys were hitting on you in the outfit.

haku kusanagi

“wow princess, i thought this was for me only ?” you roll your eyes.

APPRECIATES THE VIEW. he is not ashamed watching you work and staring at your entire form running around the cafe with a smirk.

smirks even harder when you called him master (bros enjoying this abit too much) literally calls you every second he can so that he can hear you call him that.

teases you after that. “what happened to haku-sama?” he will not let that go. ever.

zenji kotodama

another one who compliments you !

floats around the cafe to watch you work and keep an eye on you. (making sure that you are safe)

he is a little worried though, because your outfit is a little revealing and weird men will hit on you.

so he sends the doll after them. (imagine the doll chasing whoever down the corridor and the other staff members and customers just look in confusion).

obscuary

edward hart

found out through wickchat. smiles to himself when he saw your outfit and posing infront of the outfit with the other staff.

well, its not like he has never seen you in one before, you went on a mission with him, wearing it too.

actually starts imagining you serving him in a maid outfit. that specific maid outfit. (he bought it online.) yes, he was tempted to buy the sexy ones.

so don't be surprised when you come over, he expects you to wear the uniform and calls him master as you serve him.

rui mizuki

compliments you so many times and called you the entire dictionary of beautiful and cute.

takes pictures of your every step and would order alot from your cafe so that he can see you come to him and call him master.

dies everytime you call him that too.

“but i wore a maid outfit before with you- THIS IS DIFFERENT!” he protested when you asked him on his behaviour.

lyca colt

doesn't know what a maid cafe is so when he entered with subaru, he got the shock of his life when he saw the staff, specifically you, running around the cafe in that attire.

“WHY IS THE UNIFORM SO SHORT ? I THOUGHT IT WAS LONGER ?” he exclaims, looking at subaru for reassurance. (subaru had to explain that there were different types)

brain shortcircuted when you addressed lyca as master, almost making him pass out from stress (and embarrassment)

avoided you for a few days because his brain is filled with you in the maid outfit.

mortkranken

yuri isami

he is a victorian man who is reacting like he saw a women bare ankles for the first time. blushes furiously and claims that you were trying to seduce him ! 🗣️

question: how did he see you in that outfit ? you were helping a staff get to mortkranken because she got hot oil on her arm. (and it was pretty bad)

his cheeks were red as he tried to be nonchalant and professional, dressing the staff's wound and try not to look at you. (even sent you outside)

literally for the first time, look through wickhive to see your photos in the outfit. he forced back a smile (i guess we can say, he thinks you look pretty cute in the outfit)

jiro kirisaki

not phased. not suprised. doesn't care. he be like “oh okay 😐”. he has seen you wearing it before anyways so what's new ?

he would unconsciously stare at you for a little longer than usual. watching as your form, smaller than his run around the room.

if you are pretty close with him, he might remember the outfit for awhile and occasionally let out a soft smile.

but would think the outfit is abit impractical because its off-shoulders and theres alot of frills that can easily be stuck anywhere. (if you squint hard enough, theres slight jealousy)

[sleepyssnail]

As a reverse of the reverse transmigration MQF AU… an AU where med student SY transmigrates as a Qian Cao disciple.

He was willing to suspend his disbelief a little as a reader, but actually living in PIDW. WTF?!

Yue Qingyuan: Mu-Shidi, your new disciple seems a bit...strange...when it comes to the medical treatment of his peers. Mu Qingfang: Oh, he's just like that. Yue Qingyuan: He also said that Shen-Shidi suffers from a...seizure disorder? I thought he had qi deviations? Mu Qingfang: Yes, it's something Qian Cao is looking into.

[meanwhile]

Shen Yuan: Why the hell would you need to know how to treat FROSTBITE in your RECTUM??? Shang Qinghua: It's just a hypothetical— Shen Yuan: NEVERMIND! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Buck: Hey babe, I think we need to be a little quieter at night.

Eddie: Why? We have the house to ourselves.

Buck: The neighbors came and knocked on the door and said "Hey Buck, could you guys possibly keep the noise down?"

Eddie: Did they tell you why?

Buck: They didn't have to. I never told them my name before.

Eddie: Oh... Well, I can't be held responsible for what I do while you pulverize my prostate. They better get some earplugs, I guess.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Sentry: The fuck's a Thor?

Bucky: Basically god.

Sentry: But I'm still here!

Walker: Do you really believe your own hype that much?

Sentry: I AM THE HYPE!!!

[percabethconvos]

During the dance on Olympus in TTC

Percy internally: To me the music sounded like a slow dance: a little sad, but maybe a little hopeful too.

Annabeth internally: Why are we slow dancing to rock?

[writersmorgue]

Rizzed up

Thanks anon!!

[incorrect-obeyme]

Lucifer: What are you writing? MC: Diavolo wants to know what kind of dangerous weapons we have in the house. I’m letting him know it’s private information Satan, looking over MC’s shoulder: This just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy.

[hurtspideyparker]

giving you more domestic Avengers scenes that are so goofy I don't even know how I came up with some of these

The team sitting in the living room*

Clint: *bangs and falls from the ceiling*

Avengers: …

Clint: “there are rats in the vents”

Clint: *walks away like nothing happened*

-

Natasha: STEVEN!

Steve(n) (Rogers): yes?

Steven (Grant): yes?

Stephen (Strange): yes?

-

(Based off an actual interaction I had with my mom)

Natasha: *watching fantasy-esc film* Peter, you are not allowed to watch this

Peter: why?

Natasha: because it has too much gore and sex

Peter: ….

Natasha: ….

Peter: elf sex?

Natasha: no

Peter: minotaur sex?

Natasha: no

Peter: ….

Peter: centaur se-

Natasha: stop

-

Scott: *spinning in chair* I feel like a child again..

Janet: that’s because you are one

-

Peter: *running around the room* I am the ultimate champion!

Tony: did you eat all the gummies again?

Peter: It’s a victory celebration, Tony.

Tony: the game was twenty minutes ago, kid. Calm down.. And get off the wall-

Clint: (in the distance) I bet you ten bucks he gets a sugar crash and Tony has to carry him to bed

Bucky: (next to Clint) I bet Peter will beg some poor, unsuspecting victim to play another game with him

-

Peter: *jumps onto couch*

Steve: please stop jumping on furniture

Bucky: *sighing* he’s not going to stop until he breaks something

Sam: I’m just here for the chaos

Steve: *rubbing his temples* this is exactly why I don’t hang out with you guys

-

Tony: you are being childish!

Clint: am not!

Tony: then remind me what you were doing an hour ago

Clint: …

Clint: *sadly* rode shopping cart down stairs

Tony: exactly. and remind me what happened after?

Clint: crashed into Bruce

Tony: you are a child

-

Scott: *shrinking himself* i bet I could grab Tony’s cookies without FRIDAY noticing

Peter: bet you can’t

Tony: *over the intercom* Scott, if you try, I will launch out into the stratosphere

Thor: *grabbing whole tray of cookies* or we could simply take them

Bruce: *leaving the kitchen* i am not getting involved with this

-

Steve: *walking into the kitchen* why is everything sticky-

Peter: *freezing* uhh.. no reason

Bucky: *about to step into the kitchen* yeah, no *walks away*

Scott: imma just.. head out

Thor: *proudly* I have discovered the joys of maple syrup!

Steve: *sighs in slight relief*

-

Natasha: fuck you!

Tony: fuck me yourself, coward! (source:Pinterest)

-

Thor: *walking into Bruce's lab slowly*

Tony: tell him what you did

Thor: *shamefully looking down* I thought they were normal gummies..

Bruce: what-

Tony: he ate your melatonin gummies again

Bruce: again-? I though I made it CLEAR that the white circular shaped, white, powdered gummies in the medicine cabinet was not just for snacking??

Thor: ...

Tony: *running hand over his face* if he gets overdose symptoms, I'm not taking care of him again

Bruce: Thor, you are older then all of us by thousands of years??

Thor: ..at least they were tasty

hehe very silly, Clint and Peter my beloved doofuses 💕 I love exasperated Steve. I like how u include Scott too, he's so underrated