#modern textpost

[maxz-b]

I'm healing while your baldness is rich with nuance in part 48/???

[fantasylandblues]

pov: you're in my modern hotd universe and you just opened your tumblr dash

based on viral textposts- part one!

part two

[harringroveera]

Of course Steve is never gonna stop worrying about his husband

[thatswife]

Quick, Steve! Do something!

[3am-thoughts-of-achilles]

Achilles: wasn’t iCarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?

Patroclus: ICARUS???

[selamat-linting]

> looking for a new novel with imperialism as one of its themes

> ask book review if the novel is about imperialism in the marxist sense or in the general expansionist sense

> she doesnt understand

> pull out illustrated diagram and imf policy book explaining how imperialism functions and how it benefits imperial core citizens in real life

> she laughs and say "its a good book sir"

> its general expansionist imperialism

[greenleaf4stuff]

TROP x social media text posts (screenshots via cap-that.com) (my other trop memes)

[jammysandwich9]

i'm working on soap's troll design today, and i got to thinking about hemotyping and text quirks... these are my thoughts for the 141 so far

Im assuming Ghost would be very simple. Questions end in periods. SHOUTING IS JUST CAPS WITH PERIODS. Simple but professional with no other punctuation besides full stops.

ITS PROoBABLY PREDICTABLE OoR SOoMETHING BUT ID GIVE SOoAP ALL CAPS WITH ENDING PUNCTUATIOoN. I FEEL THE DOoUBLE Oo'S GOo WELL WITH HIM. USUALLY EXCLAMATIOoN POoINTS TOOo! QUESTIOoNS? THEY GET QUESTIOoN MARKS. HES GOoT TOo HAVE HIS ACCENT THOoUGH YE KEN? SAVE YE A SEAT LT!

i'd Give Gaz something ever so sliGhtly softer. emphasized words will have Capital Letters. he Gets full punctuation and capital G's, because i said so.

Price Was A Kind Of Hard One To Think Of. I Wanted To Go With This Anyway But I Wasnt Sure. Every Word Capitalized With No Punctuation Except Ending Marks. Not Much Else I Could Think Of But I Will Probably Come Up With Something Better Eventually!

suggestions are welcome and encouraged because i am a dumb fuck about typing quirks, took me forever with my trollsona before i just decided on how i normally type anyway, couldn't figure out anything new lol

[wo1fst4r]

Marauders in an Internet Café

Sirius: Blasting David Bowie songs on the speakers he somehow connected to his computer. He’s vibing way too hard and keeps asking random strangers if they’ve ever heard anything so brilliant. “Oi, listen to this! Muggles are geniuses!” Every so often, he pauses to turn to Remus and say, “This bloke could totally be a wizard, don’t you think?”

James: Desperately trying to search for anything about Quidditch but growing increasingly frustrated because all he’s getting are articles about “Quidditch World Cup” being some fictional sport. He’s muttering, “What d’you mean it’s fictional? These Muggles have no idea what they’re on about.” He’s furiously typing into the search bar: QUIDDITCH REAL EVIDENCE

Remus: Calmly typing away as he emails Grant Chapman. He’s the only one using the café for its intended purpose. Every so often, he looks up and glares at Sirius for blasting music or James for slamming the keyboard. “Could you NOT make this place a circus for five minutes? Some of us are trying to actually use this technology.”

Peter: Absolutely fascinated by the fact that he can play games on the computer. He’s discovered Minesweeper and has absolutely no clue how it works but is determined to win anyway. He clicks wildly and then jumps every time he hits a bomb. “This game is rigged! The Muggles have it out for me!” Later, he stumbles onto a random flash game site and is now obsessed with trying to beat high scores.

Meanwhile, they’ve collectively caused a minor scene. The café owner is watching them like a hawk because of the loud music, James is so close to getting locked out of his computer for spamming “real Quidditch facts,” and Remus is the only one keeping them from getting kicked out entirely.

Peter suddenly yells, “I WON!” and everyone claps—even Sirius, who has no idea what’s happening.

[bull-shit-suji]

kuro modern au stuff that i word vomited into my notes app

kind of a Vincent summoned sebastian to save ciel so ciel doesnt actually owe sebas anything

amnesia? idk

single dad moment! except theres this other dad whos kinda find.. (cough agni)

i think vincent was like do NOT let ciel know ur a demon so sebastian keeps it a secret but he doesnt have a good handle on like. Humans. so he kinda does a bad job and ciel definitely knows that he's weird but doesnt say anything. will go out of his way to gaslight you when sebastian does weird shit because he thinks its funny

"hey uhh is your dad levitating?"

"no?"

"he's flying above the school rn"

"that's a bird"

u think suddenly being a butler is hard? have fun being a dad bitch

alois is there but thats complicated. claude and hannah are DIVORCED but on decent terms (i think claude is like. toxic alpha male podcast type guy) and claude sees alois on alternating weekends!

are they demons? i dont know

i think ciel and alois can be friends. platonically. alois would probably say yes if ciel wanted to be romantic but i Promise you he does not. they are just pals :)

im saying ciel has a crush on elizabeth because i can (she's not his cousin here). emo boy x sunny church girl. said sunny church girl has to ask the mcdonalds employees for the blue raspberry slushie they forgot to put in ciel's order because emo boy is too scared.

IM 13 EVERYTHING SUCKSSSSS

grelle is actually living her best life transitioned with anne so they are ciel's aunts on his late mom's side. i think grelle likes ciel. mom figure moreso than anne is.

ciel owns four bongs and definitely a vape or two. come on now

he's also probably got celiac and is lactose intolerant he is just a feeble boy i think

he listens to twenty one pilots. sorry! sorry.

ciel is goth alois is punk those r kinda just the rules

ciel is insanely smart top of the class this shit is easy for him.

yells at sebastian daily. figured out what happened with his real parents around the age of uhhhh 12 or 13? has been an absolute terror ever since

"it was really nice of your dad to bring cookies for the field trip!"

"i hope he fucking chokes on one"

"oh!"

sebastian and claude are pta rivals.

"is this lemon bread store bought? my, how... efficient!"

"you made these from scratch? i can tell."

"i've never seen an interesting looking salsa! very exciting."

ciel purposefully invites alois over constantly bcus it pisses sebas off. alois is Terrified of that man.

"go grab the chips from the kitchen"

"but... what if mr michaelis is in there?"

"mr m- you mean my dad? tell him he can shove a faucet up his ass"

"id rather die on the spot"

sebastian will yell at ciel and is maybe a little emotionally unavailable but he's trying!!! it's hard :(

does that Dad thing where he comes into ciels room and is like hey bud......... what r u up to..

ciel and seiglinde r also palls. the smartest people in school

lizzie is a JOCK. she plays softball.

alois is a theater kid come on now

ciel is best at writing and literature analysis, specifically fiction. enjoys history, language, and Some sciences as well.

nerd

au where myspace is still a thing ciel has a myspace account

he definitely writes shitty poetry

wants to major in business

alois is a glee and pitch perfect truther

[vellialavellious]

imagine a vampire meeting an older midwestern lady. she says "bless your heart" once and they immediately get sent into cardiac arrest

[maxz-b]

so about that f1 75 show huh. part 42/???

[whitevesper]

listen, but… tsoa school-au??

- odysseus is that cool teacher™who allows you to leave his lesson before the break

- before school he always buys some flowers to his wife penelope, also a teacher, and brings to her lessons

- patroclus was transferred to this school because he had a fight in the last one (not his fault, but still)

- on the first day odysseus tells him to sit with achilles — this is a beginning of a great friendship (and a great romance 😌)

- chiron is a teacher of biology

- students are still not sure do they like him or are they scared of him

- he ships patrochilles together with odysseus and like always puts them in the same group (“sir why do you always let achilles and patroclus work together? — “heracles it’s a romance you idiot”)

- achilles and patroclus go to the drama class, where they meet briseis and became friends with her

- briseis came to their school on an exchange program and still don’t know language very well, so patroclus helps her

- achilles is jealous even though he didn’t tell patroclus about his ✨feelings✨, but briseis cooperates with odysseus and chiron

- and — finally! — patroclus starts dating with achilles — thetis doesn’t mind it bc she doesn’t know

[harringroveera]

Here lies Steve’s bisexual awakening realization

[moonageromantic]

(trying to flirt) Hey girl, are you Percy Shelley? Because I wanna keep your heart forever.

[sl-vega]

✧Sticking to the Script✧-01

⋆｡°✩01-no chance for a showmance

additional notes:

-DOUBLE UPDATE LET'S GOOO

-venti and fischl's friendship gives me life

-dvalin is venti's pet lizard in this au

-furina is the president of the drama club and director of all the school productions

-for some reason, the gc name changed to "6 people" srry if that ruins the immersion y'all

-either way, i'm proud of this

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Pairing: Xingqiu x FEM! Reader

Genre: fake dating, strangers to lovers, slow burn, fluff, angst (?), high school smau, modern smau

⋆｡°✩-Synopsis: Xingqiu just got entered into a special writing contest, the type that's invite only, the theme this year is love, the only problem is that he has zero romantic experience. but he really wants to prove himself as a writer. meanwhile, you just found out that your boyfriend cheated on you, and you need to show him that you're 100% over him, the only problem is that there's no way you can get an actual boyfriend that quickly. clearly, the solution to both of your issues is to fake date each other. it shouldn't be hard for an actor such as yourself, all you need to do is stick to the script.

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