#source: clueless

[daddiesdrarryy]

Pansy: You feeling any better after the Quidditch accident yesterday, Draco?

Draco: Yeah, but for now Madame Pomfrey doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose

Pansy: Well there goes your dating life

Harry: …

[versasfanficwastedump]

dick: if it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? ask him questions

tim: uh, okay *looks down at Jason* what’s seven times seven

dick: stuff he knows!!

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Isaac, after Colin got headbutted: If it's a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions.

Jamie: What's seven times seven?

Isaac: Stuff he knows!

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: If I ever saw you do something that wasn't 90% selfish, I’d die of shock. Rogue: That’d be reason enough for me.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I want to do something for humanity.

Sam: How about sterilization?

[ladyinrosso]

HAZBIN HOTEL incorrect quotes: 30/

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[oceanview15]

Ozai: Which reminds me, where are your report cards?

Azula: It's not ready yet.

Ozai: What do you mean, "It's not ready yet?"

Azula: Some teachers are trying to low-ball me, Father. And I know how you say, "Never accept a first offer", so I figure these grades are just a jumping off point to start negotiations.

Ozai: *hum of approval*

Ozai: And where is your report card?

Zuko: …My friends stole it.

Ozai: You expect me to believe such a ridiculous lie?!

Zuko: That it was stolen?

Ozai: That you have friends!

[whosbex]

Sypha: He has a concussion so you have to ask him questions to keep him up.

Alucard:*to trevor* what’s 5x7?

Sypha: stuff he’s knows 🤦🏼‍♀️.

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: If I ever saw you do something that wasn't 90% selfish, I’d die of shock

Bill: That’d be reason enough for me

[totallycorrectprimos]

You're a virgin who can't drive.

Lita, to Cousin Bud

[chenfordswopez]

Piper (shoves off guy): Ew get off me!

Piper (scoffs): As if!

[ladymiraclewings]

Vee Noceda: Do you have any idea what you're talking about? Luz Noceda: No. Why, does it sound like I do?

[ouatsqincorrect]

Zelena: Would you call me selfish?

Belle: Not to your face.

[derpylittlenico]

Jackson: Would you call me selfish?

Danny: Not to your face

[hawkinsincorrect]

Max: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions.

Mike, to Steve: What’s seven times seven?

Dustin: Stuff he knows!

[omgtheywereawooomates]

Jackson: He's my friend because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us.