#source: incorrect quote templates

[incorrectpokemon-quotes]

Gary: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.

Misty: Thank god.

[theatre-loverr]

Race: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? 

Albert: What the hell!? 

Race: Oh, sorry, my bad. 

Race, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? 

Albert, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

[vivianthepigeon]

Branch: “You lied to us?!”

Creek: “Call it what you will.”

Poppy: “…Well I call it lying. LIAR!”

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

Nick Neopia: Scott the Chia told me Santa wasn’t real. Well joke’s on him because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here?

[incorrect-agatha]

Lilia: I have cat-like reflexes.

Alice: Prove it.

Lilia, pointing to a cat: I like that cat.

[incorrect-multiverse]

Moiraine: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.

Rand: That’s a trash can.

[fourhorsemenprotectionsquad]

Danny: Jack, we tried things your way. Jack: No, we didn't. Danny: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

[incorrectcharacterquotetemplates]

A: where is my coat?

B: ... *avoiding eye contact*

B, quietly: inside me..

A: YOU ATE IT?!!

B, nodding: it tasted cozy

[cornleyquotesgoeswrong]

Cornley Incorrect Quotes №⁴⁶

Robert: It'll be fun. Robert: We'll make it a boy's day. Robert: Come on, you punk bitch. Chris: I can't believe I have to say this. Chris: I don't have time to get tested for STI's with you tomorrow.

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Tim : Where is your report card?

Damian : My friends stole it from me at school so now I don’t have it.

Tim : Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie?

Damian : What lie ?

Tim : That you have friends

[incorrectsanderscharactersquotes]

Patton, showing off a new skirt: what do you think?

Remus: damn that skirt looks dope

Remus: and i bet it’d look even better on Janus' floor

Janus: Are you hitting on Patton for me?

[incorrectpokemon-quotes]

Clemont: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat.

Drew: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther.

Misty: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"*

Gary: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*.

Conaway: *actual flat-earther.*

[amelia-queen-black]

*arrows strewn all over the Arrow Cave, glass shattered, monitors down, chairs on the floor*

Diggle, too shocked for words: How…

Roy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Diggle: Wasn’t Thea with you?

Thea: Well, in my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Diggle: You both better run fast, and far, before…

Thea, in a sarcastic tone: Before Oliver comes back, we know, he’s so scary when he’s mad.

Diggle: It’s not him you should be afraid of. You damaged Felicity’s babies. She’s going to destroy you.

Thea and Roy: *exchange worried looks* *run for their lives*

[vivianthepigeon]

Creek: One more week of being stuck here with Branch and you will definitely find a dead body.

Branch: Yes, because one more week with Creek and I will definitely kill myself.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: You make me so angry so quickly. It's remarkable.

Leo: I literally only said 6 words.

Raph: Yet here I am, boiling with hate.

[incorrect-agatha]

Lilia and Billy in last night’s episode, basically

Billy: How long are you going to stay mad at me?

Lilia: … ten minutes.