#source: shameless

[harringroveera]

Billy’d be a terrific dad actually

(Incorrect Harringrove + Gallavich Quotes)

[bambinafangirls]

*temily, cuddling*

emily: this is gay

tara: we’re gay

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Soldier: *starting calmly before yelling* I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is FUCK YOU!

[ladymiraclewings]

Blitz: I have never seen such a spectacular display of alcoholism. Stolas: Thank you.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Lucius: The Malfoys don’t bottom!

Harry: Wow, was Draco adopted?

Narcissa: Were you adopted?

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: Damn, man. You need friends that aren’t Ned

Peter: I have friends that aren’t Ned

Y/N: Uh-huh? Like who? Don’t say me

Peter: You

Peter: Alright, what friends have you got? Don’t say me

Y/N: You

Peter: See? Neither of us have friends

[shipsdoishipidk]

Jason: *watching Dick laughing with Wally who's making moves on him* Jason: *to Artemis and Bizarro* Alright, quick, tell me how to find a new best friend for my wife.

[military-newsboys]

Mav: Wait, are you crying because you're pissed off or because you're sad?

Ice: Stop asking me fucking questions! I don't know! I have no idea!

[hawkinsincorrect]

Robin: Damn, man. You need friends that aren’t Dustin.

Steve: I have friends that aren’t Dustin.

Robin: Uh-huh? Like who? Don’t say me.

Steve: You.

Steve: Alright, what friends have you got? Don’t say me.

Robin: You.

Steve: See? Neither of us have friends.

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is ‘fuck you’

[waterfire1848]

[ Bad but not horrible dad!Ozai. ] Ozai: Ursa and I...are having another kid! Azula: How are you gonna support it? Ozai: Hold on, you're saying we can't support a kid? Zuko: Absolutely not. Azula: No. Ozai: We supported you three the first time. Zuko: You didn't support one of us the first time. Ozai: If I didn't support you, how did you turn out so well? Azula: Severe mental health issues is turning out well? Zuko, raising his hand: Anger issues. Ozai: Well, Kiyi is turning out fine. Zuko: Kiyi wakes up every other night screaming. I don't know what about but that can't be healthy.

[harringroveera]

Kindergarten teacher Steve (and his very concerned boyfriend) AU?

[morbidmotive]

Cherri: What’s wrong Angel?

Angel, shirtless: I can't find my top.

Cherri: Don’t worry, Husk's downstairs at the bar.

[perplexed-angel]

Dean: Well Sammy, there's some things you don't know that you might.. Sam: I know your gay, Dean. It's obvious, you haven't exactly got girlfriends coming out of your ears, have you? And you can dance. Dean: Does Jack know too? Jack, from other side of door: Yeah!

[terrorquotestm]

Crozier: Thank you, Jopson.

Jopson: Oh, it’s my pleasure to keep you barely functional.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Ron: I’m sorry, you’re not my type, Lavender

Lavender: Bet I could be!

Ron: Bet you couldn’t.

Lavender: What’s your type?

Ron: Brown eyes.

Lavender: Mine’s hazel. Close enough.

Ron: Rich enough to buy Hogwarts.

Lavender: My parents are!

Ron: Packing nine inches.

Lavender: …

Ron: Yeah! Nine!

Lavender: …okay then