#text post shitpost

[boobgoogler]

ema my beloved hater on main

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[leebyunghun001]

yes, officer, my moot who lives across the world from me and is always reblogging stuff and being unhinged on tumblr hasn't been online in 18 hours. I'd like to file a missing person report

[wellfine]

Au fucking revoir Mister Prince

[sapphicyearningbot]

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

[neo--queen--serenity]

the man with a plan

[just-barrow]

that door stood no chance

[bennetsbonnet]

Pride and Prejudice (1995) + Text Posts (6/?)

[softstrawberrycreamcake]

[sinverse]

finally watching supernatural (yes, in the year 2024) and god you destiel girls weren’t lying huh

they really ARE that gay

[aphwaph]

she would've loved Friday the 13th

[orochiposting]

“I can fix him dw” [drill sounds] {screaming} [chainsaw revving]

[rateaters-sutff]

Matpat kinda looks like a generic TV president who's part of an undisclosed political party and made so that the show isn't dated in about 10 year.

He has a slogan something like "we must work, TOGETHER!" And is surprising generally liked by the public except for the news media whom he gives scornful looks to.

He's then held hostage by some Middle Eastern paramilitary group/ whatever country the u.s has tensions over at the time of writing, whom the main protagonist, composed of 30% muscle and tattoos, has to almost singlehandedly gun down like fodder in order to save him.

This isn't a slight on matpat unless he's part of a controversy i didn't know about

[sexy-seabass]

[demigods-posts]

can't wait to see percy's reaction upon learning that the twelve major gods have been staying on the 600th floor of the empire state building. like imagine the rage of this twelve-year-old kid when he learns his dad, who allegedly abandonded him and his mom shortly after he was born, was actually just down the fucking street this whole time.

[artistelily]