#thing/things

[feralbutchboy]

im gonna start putting my pronouns at the bottom of all my long and/or important posts because i guess i SHOULDNT mind they/them but it always seems to irk me a little. there are FOUR to choose from, but i guess i cant expect everyone to journey to my blog to use my specific pronouns when “they” is right there and covers most everyone.

to anyone that HAS used they/them for me, im not mad at you and dont feel bad. its just a little frustrating sometimes because the only place where i might get more than he or they is really tumblr and yk. having THREE sets of pronouns that are all ignored is kinda annoying. but its not your fault at all.

here, ill give you a little lesson on how i use each set, to limit confusion!

it/its

- “wow! look at it! its pants are cool and i like its hat too!”

- “of course its joining us at the park! it wouldn’t make us go by ourselves.”

he/him im not gonna do, i feel everyone knows how to use that one.

that/thats

- “that’s name is ethan! that’s very handsome and smart.”

- “that went to the store by thatself.”

thing/things

- “thing helped me with my homework. yeah, thing knew exactly what to do!”

- “thing’s outfits are always so cool, thing’s really got that shit on!”

and if you wanna mix them (please mix them)

- “oh, it really likes sharks. yeah, theyre that’s favorite animal! thing always has some fun fact or other. i swear, i dont know how he comes up with this stuff!”

they are ordered in preference, so to rank them i like it/its the best, he/him the second best, that/thats the third best, and thing/things the least.

this has been a psa (pronoun service announcement) thank you for your time. heres some food for making it so far,

🥩🍗🍖🥓🥛🍪🍩🧁🥧🍰🍤🍣🌮🥪🍔🌭🍕🍳🥚🧀🥖🍞🥯🥐🥔🥝🍓🍇🍒🍌🍉🍎🍐🫐🥭🥦

(tried to put in something for everyone. im a meat-eater {mostly})

OP uses it/he/that/thing

[pockettraash]

"Its such a Thing"

-how i imagine a token compliment for me would be if I had one

[sw33t--t00th]

I totally forgot!

They/Them/Theirs

It/It's/Itself

Meow/Meows/Meowself

Doll/Dolls/Dollself

Thing/Things/Thingself

Star/Stars/Starself

Fin/Fins/Finself

Eight/Eights/Eightself

Candy/Candys/Candyself

[pronoun-checks]

; hullo, hope you're well !! Can I have names similar to Myles pleasee ?? Preferably masculine or androgynous :D

; and also can I get a pronoun check w the name Raye and the pronouns separately fang / fangs / fangself, thing / things / thingself, paw / paws / pawself and voi / void / voids / voidself ?? Preferably w nonhuman terminology !!

Sure thing!

Miles

Milo

Ryder

Tyler

Wyatt

Lyle

Silas

Levi

Leon

Elias

Ives

Ames

Jude

Julian

Felix

Niles/Nile

Giles

Mirles

Miro

Wait a second, is that Raye? I think I see Raye over there! Do you see fang? Fang’s the being sitting by fangself with fangs headphones on. I wonder what fang’s listening to? Anyway, you’ve met Raye before, right? No? Well, you’ll have to meet thing sometime; I think you’d get along nicely with thing. I’ve only spoken with thing once or twice, but thing seems pretty neat! Oh, you don’t see paw? Paw’s the creature sitting by pawself in the brown chair over there. I think the bag under paws chair is paws, but it might not be paws. Do you see void now? Yep, that’s Raye! Oh, hey! I think voi’s looking this way now! Is voi waving at us? Yeah, I’m pretty sure voi’s waving at us. Do you want to go meet Raye? Sure, let’s go say hi to void! Hey, Raye!

[sioltach]

Switching between these every day

[victusinveritas]

[soloh]

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

[qqchurch]

[the-future-is-chrome]

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[yekokataa]

do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it

[shortlesbian]

[drumlincountry]

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

[sw33t--t00th]

So, I'm changing my pronouns.

NEW PRONOUNS!!!:

They/Them/Theirs

It/It's/Itself

Meow/Meows/Meowself

Doll/Dolls/Dollself

Thing/Things/Thingself

So thats:

They/It/Meow/Doll/Thing

Yahoo!

[trans-seraphim]

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.