#universal source

[roaenexists]

the only deity work i do is vague, nonspecific, unnamed, and a bit wild. i don't know what the consciousnesses that i contribute to call themselves, but i know their energies and i am learning what they need of me in return. there are infinite levels of awareness between me and the most divine, so the ones i personally venerate are as loosely defined as possible. this keeps me humble in working with them, and, more importantly, helps me bypass my Christian trauma.

hands up if you also only work with:

1) Earth Mother (Divine Feminine)

2) Horned God (Divine Masculine)

3) Divine Source (Genderless/genderful godhead)

[oceanview15]

Tim: Hey, Alfred?

Alfred: Yes, Master Timothy?

Tim: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Alfred:

Alfred: Where’s Master Damian?

[heph]

Fun fact the dancing deleted scene during the haircut was not in fact Lee and Jim goofing off, but an in character deleted scene that didn't work out for the final cut . THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

[literarydesire]

Life of a Classics student

Edit

Since I see a lot of people reblogging this with “it’s not like this” I would just like to remind you that this is based on my own experience as a classics student, so idk if y’all just don’t have lectures, drink coffee or go to the stacks at the library for assignment research? Like, I’m not trying to make a big deal out of it but I’m genuinely baffled as to how so many people have such a strong reaction to a moodboard, which is quite accurate to my own experience??

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: Guys. We're not gonna lose because we have everything we need to win right here.

Walker: [points to his chest]

Bob: [smiling] Heart.

Walker: No, me! I'm gonna win the battle for us.

[foolilazuli]

Lian: Hey dad, Jaydad’s texting you

Roy, busy with something: Ok cool, can you answer it for me, pumpkin?

Lian: He’s asking if you want meatballs or hamburgers for dinner

Lian, texting back: Same thing, bitch. Different shapes

Lian, turns off phone: 🙂

[dreamingaboutsakuratrees]

[During a white elephant gifts exchange]

Steph: A metro card? no way!

Tim: From me! Unlimited rides

Jason: Oh, unlimited rides? Is that what your tramp stamp says?

Tim:

Tim: I was gonna get mad, but that was a damn good one

[charmingradiobelle]

Kidnapper, on the phone: We have Steven.

Pearl: DON’T HURT HIM!

Kidnapper: I would never hurt him. He made me believe in myself.

Kidnapper: I’m going to be a painter.

Steven, in the background: you can do it!!

Kidnapper, tearfully: where can I bring him to you?

[vivianthepigeon]

Tim: “I need to tell you something”

Bruce: “What did you do??”

Tim: “when Alfred was doing our taxes he noticed a missing check”

Bruce: “what did you do???”

Tim: “Before I answer do you trust me enough to understand that it was for a good reason and just leave it at that?”

Bruce: “What. Did. You. Do.”

Tim: “it’s all Jason’s fault! He is a BAD person, I’ve been telling you for years!”

—————

Bruce to Jason: “WHAT DID YOU DO?”

Jason: “okay now before I answer that-“

Bruce: “just tell me whatcha did”

Jason: “I got a DUI”

Bruce: “Jason!”

Jason: “it’s not as bad as it sounds”

Bruce: “How is driving drunk not bad???”

Jason: “I wasn’t exactly driving”

Bruce: “I don’t follow.”

Jason: “I was at the bar with Damian and I had a few”

Bruce: “DAMIAN?!”

—————

Damian: “With God as my witness I’ve never been to that bar in my life.”

Jason: “He knows.”

Damian: “Oh I’ve been there a bunch”

[parksrway]

[half1spin]

For kanamafu week which is only on twitter ok so im posting it early here shhh

[trickarrowsandbatarangs]

*Kate is captured by the Thunderbolts*

John Walker: You won’t escape, Hawkeye, and we’ll get the answers we need from you soon.

*Walker leaves*

Kate: If you release me I’ll make out with you.

Yelena: Deal.

*five minutes later*

John Walker, walking back into the room: Alright, time to - WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?

Yelena, with messy hair and smudged lipstick: Looks like we underestimated her. Shame. So sad. Foiled again.

[tragoidi]

[urloveangel]

I know it’s not always easy and most of us weren’t taught to truly love or receive love

but the only way to experience more love in your life and create more love in the world is to simply give and receive love… freely, openly, generously

not intellectualizing love, not quantifying love, not finding reasons for love

just love period

because you are love and love is what holds this life together

[literarydesire]

Vita carissima

[thewrittenpodcast]

Dick: what's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet

Cass: knife to the throat

Jason: gun to the back

Damian: poison in his cup

Duke: youre all horrible

Tim: you could blow up one of his bases and when he runs to check on the explosion, steal his wallet and run

Bruce: tim??? this is a hypothetical scenario right???? RIGHT??????