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why does music in slavic languages slap SO much harder??

https://open.spotify.com/track/6DONTnamNDOJdO6DzCu71p?si=yABY0PYhQl6l8ge5mAKPFQ

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i started homestuck and i think i kin dAVE I

HES JUST A MOOD I SWEAR IM NOT COMPLETELY SERIOUS BUT THE MORE I READ THE LESS IRONIC IT BECOMES

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THIS IS CANON LMFAO

Luz: Mom would be ashamed of me if I became a murderer.

Luz: Eda, on the other hand... She’d buy me an ice cream.

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may i also add

King toe bean appreciation post

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lets say hypothetically that

i am baby

and lets say

*hypothetically*

that i want fruit gummy

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imma draw some shit later today hit me with requests/ suggestions and maybe ill do em ❤️😳

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whoever just tried to fucking hex me did an alright job. does anyone have any tips for how to break the hex? i put up wards by instinct yesterday and thats reduced the effect but some help on permanently getting rid of this would be nice

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update: just ate around 200g of hummus

10/10 would recommend

im gonna eat an entire tub of hummus just to feel like i have control

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im gonna eat an entire tub of hummus just to feel like i have control

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theres an owl on the notice board.

does blathers see him as an equal?

or just another specimen?

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only shoplift if your life depends on it. no stacy stealing makeup from Sephora isnt a necessity. only steal if you need food, clean water, hygiene products ect and have no way of getting a job.

Shoplifting tips!!!! uwu

1. Dont!! 2. Pay for that shit you have in your bag right now. Go to the register and physically exchange your currency for goods 3. If you can’t afford that, save up like the rest of us and splurge when you can afford it!! 4. Stop being so fucking selfish Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck is wrong with you

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dont forget to smile right into the cameras! they get shy and look away if you look directly at them while Lifting ™ 🥰✨💕

Lifting Tips

Hey there lifting friends! So today I though I’d share with you 5 of my favorite shoplifting tips to make sure you don’t get caught.

1. Make sure you wear camouflage. This means blend in with your surroundings. If you’re lifting from a makeup store, wear pink camouflage. If you’re stealing from a pottery barn, wear more neutral, warm tones. They can’t catch you if they can’t see you.

2. Wrap everything in tin foil. If you want to steal it, wrap it in tin foil. This works because security guards use alien technology to see when you steal stuff so when you put tin foil on it the aliens can’t see it.

3. Wear a lot of underwear. The more undies, the better. This way you have more underwear to shove stuff in. Want to seal a toaster? Shove it in your underwear. Want to steal a sofa? Underwear. Super easy pro tip.

4. Draw a lot of attention to yourself. I know this seems counterproductive but I promise it works. See, if people see you, you’re less suspicious, even when they see you shoving six toasters and a waffle iron into your 19 layers of boxer briefs.

5. When all else fails, throw spices into the eyes of your enemies. Yes, this is technically assault and can get you out in jail, but you’ve already stolen $2,000 in stuffed bumble bees, so what’ve you got to lose. Throw some cinnamon in heir eyes. As a seasoned pro, I can vouch for this technique.

I hope these tips helped! If you have any questions, feel free to contact me in my asks.

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the tags are honestly all i aspire to be idk you but i love you

maybe i will go apeshit like are any of you gonna stop me :/

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this is honestly the biggest fuckin mood

going to be back to online school got me wanting to change my user names on my other social media to shit like “teeth pocket” or especially “dirt worm”

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im kind of scared to ask but op do you mind elaborating

My AC makes me feel like I am mid way through swallowing a refrigerated cantaloupe

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Alastor: horny people have no rights!

Alastor, shoving a microphone in Angel's face: Angel Dust, a level 7 thot, how does it feel to not have rights?

Angel Dust: what the fuck?

Alastor: "Fuck" you say? As in "Fucking"? As in INTERCOURSE? Disgusting, I will have you evaporated by noon you dirty hoe

Angel Dust: w

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at 2ish i was like "hehe gonna draw for five minutes, being a bit silly since its so late but its ok hehe" and now i check the time and realise the mistake ive made