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「 BED KICKS 」

Late night thoughts...... basically sakamoto days characters and their "what if"s situation with you kicking them off the bed by accident?

Characters: Nagumo, Shishiba, Tanabata.

Tw(s): Possible ooc, you kicking these men off the bed, this is literally made while my brain cells are gone so um yeah

I'm willing to do part 2 of this with any characters yall might want. Just request.

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WHAT IF...

Nagumo Yoichi

What if YOU pushed Nagumo off the bed by accident? This man is ruthless in both his assassin work AND as your boyfriend/husband. The moment you push Nagumo off, he immediately wakes up and stares at your sleeping body on the bed with an amused look. He's sulking, pouting, staring at you with those boba eyes that seem to have an endless void. Nagumo devises a plan to tickle you in the morning, specifically once you wake up. Or, maybe a few minutes after you wake up. He does want to admire you for a while longer. Once you are tickled, Nagumo kisses your ticklish spots as a way to tease you. You cannot keep up with this menance istg. Rest assured, Nagumo will stop the tickle punishment if you geninuely don't want to be tickled. Anyways, if you were to keep pushing Nagumo off, Nagumo sighs dramatically and now sleeps with his pocky plushie. (He cuddles you once he confirms you're asleep or if you geninuely want him to cuddle you)

Shishiba

What if YOU accidentally pushed Shishiba off the bed? First, Shishiba probably wasn't asleep yet but did not expect your mighty kick while you were asleep. Shishiba isn't mad or anything! He just gets back onto the bed and cuddles you. Probably puts a bolster or an extra pillow in between so you don't kick his body by accident again... Shishiba probably searched on Google what causes someone to kick someone while in their sleep. If he doesn't get a definite answer, he just sighs and gets up early to prepare breakfast for you. Once you wake up, he does question you on what you were dreaming. If you don't remember, that's quite alright. Shishiba will try to, however, stop you from kicking him randomly in the middle of the night if you are prone to continuous kicking whilst asleep. (This just meaning that Shishiba puts another bolster between you and him so you don't kick him that harshly)

Tanabata

What if YOU pushed Tanabata off the bed by accident? First, Tanabata will either get annoyed and wake you up just to rant and lecture you about your oh so disruption OR Tanabata groans quietly and decides that it's way too late for him to lecture you and gets back on the bed to cuddle you. Now, this obviously just ended up with Tanabata deciding that he shall compose and write a song based on this experience. Unfortunately, Tanabata does end up not talking to you for a while during this period while you're not even aware of what you did! (If he went with the option of not lecturing you) Don't worry too much, Tanabata does give you affection after he's done composing. The said affection being the mere drumming he does with his fingers against a body part of yours. Oh, and if you were to keep pushing him off the bed, Tanabata WILL wake you up just to lecture. He 400% does this now instead of being quiet.

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Bro im so sleepy i need to stop staying up late ajjaksk

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When I search up Tanabata on Google only to get the star festival instead of Tanabata from sakamoto days 💔💔💔

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「 TANABATA X READER 」

Going on an aquarium date with Tanabata!! (Hcs)

Established relationship

Tw(s): possible ooc.

I couldn't help myself heh... Reqs are open.

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— Tanabata's so quiet you genuinely start wondering if you should've brought him on an aquarium date or even a date in general despite Tanabata's search history being, "Should I take my partner to an aquarium?" , "How to tell your partner that I want to go on a date." (He's planning to write a song about this "feeling" once he gets home)

— Is actually quite willing to just let you drag him around in the aquarium. Though, he probably wants to spend a few minutes admiring each section of the aquarium. He needs ideas for his next song, you know?

— Tanabata probably buys you something from a gift shop if an item in the shop reminds him of his songs. Thinks you deserve to get some sort of glimpse into his songs even though you most likely have seen him writing and composing his songs.

— I feel like Tanabata likes or at least likes to admire a clownfish. They just have such vibrant colours that Tanabata can't help but think of you in some way. And they look so stupid if you look at them in the front. They're so stupid and silly! How can he NOT think of you!? (Even if you aren't an extrovert, he'll still somehow think of you... Scary or not? I don't know.)

— From what I saw in chapter 216, Tanabata brings his guitar in the guitar casing everywhere, so I assume that Tanabata probably uses his guitar every now and then to make some sort of noise with the notes he plays. Probably does it when you're in the bathroom or busy looking at the gift shop. Why does he do this, you ask? Probably to cope with the "feelings" he's feeling right now.

— Lends you his jacket if you're cold since aquariums are, well, cold. He was probably forced by you either way, but who cares!

— I feel that if there's some sort of café or restaurant in the aquairum you two went to, Tanabata takes off his hat and places it on the table. Which gives you the opportunity to start fooling around! Do you care? Probably, but hey, It's Tanabata. He's always giving a cold or resting bitch face so you can't even tell if he's annoyed or angry. He does take back his hat if he decides that you've been fooling around enough.

— I mentioned Tanabata drumming his fingers on some body part of yours in my dating Tanabata hcs. So, I think he'll drum his thumb against your hand if you hold his hand while walking in the aquairum.

— smacks your head if you decide to buy a ton of plushies from the gift shop. Quietly mumbles that you already have so many plushies at home, yet you still want to buy more. At this point, your boyfriend isn't Tanabata, it's the plushies.

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Live love laugh Tanabata I say as Nagumo looks at me...

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He's genuinely so pretty omg

finally came back after how many chapters </3 now I need to know what is nagumo doing

Should I write another Tanabata x reader hcs ?

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「 THE ORDER HCS 」

Au where the Order members are youtubers... heh. I'm bored. (Where they're not assassins)

Warnings: ooc, manga spoilers(?)

characters: every Order member (including Tanabata) except Kindaka, Oki, Takamura, and Torres

Pls request I'm begging

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Sakamoto Taro:

– Probably makes videos about how to take care of your kid

– Family youtuber basically?..

– He probably does collabs with the other Order members but it's rare

– Sakamoto would also make videos based on people's requests like how to tie a tie, fix this, fix that, you get it.

– edits his videos himself

– honestly doesn't care about his slander and haters. Sakamoto just makes videos to help people, not for fame.

– would grip his phone tightly if he ever saw a hate comment about anyone in his family though (woah sakamoto.)

Nagumo Yoichi:

– where do I even start.

– I personally feel Nagumo would make prank videos... skull.

– It's mainly Sakamoto, Shishiba, or Osaragi being his victims, sometimes Hyo too.

– don't ever compliment Nagumo in the comments. IT. BOOSTS. HIS. EGO.

– About that weapon thingy he has, I think it'd be more of a case with items that can be used for pranking rather than those 6 weapons he's got going on

– would probably do those three cups scam shi but he's actually doing a trick...

– I think Nagumo would also post silly videos like playing in the snow when it's winter season so heh, bonus.

– Nagumo probably has an editor... Idk I feel he would have one

– would NOT let his personal information get out. Mf might and WOULD get a hitman on his ass because of his family being spies.

– I think he'd give some brief information to people about the visible tattoos he has. If someone in the comments asked, "Do you have any more tattoos?" He'd probably reply with a "guess" or "find out!"

– would OBLITERATE those youtuber popularity polls. He has a fucking streak if so.

– somehow Nagumo has no haters... Probably not in his comments or any posts about him considering he has a huge fan count. And even then, Nagumo probably finds it amusing rather than irritating.

– can you tell I love nagumo ahhahaha...

Shishiba:

– I feel Shishiba wouldn't post much but somehow becomes viral because of how handsome he is (real)

– Shishiba probably made a few videos on food like food vloggers. Probably got mistaken as a food critic due to the suits he wore

– in a deleted video, there was footage of Shishiba crashing out over a single onion in his food (Nagumo probably uploaded it)

– Shishiba also probably replied to comments asking for recommendations on places to eat

– Probably collabs with Osaragi

– People may think he collabs with Nagumo but he doesn't. Nagumo keeps going to his house to prank him or just laze around

– I doubt Shishiba has an editor... He only have like, a few videos on his page. All about food.

– Heavily shipped with Osaragi, Shishiba doesn't have much to say about this rather than, "I like simplicity." Could it be he finds relationships way too difficult?

– for the Shishiba x Osaragi shippers, Shishiba is dating Osaragi but it's not even obvious that they're dating.

– probably has a few haters stating that he's overrated because he's only famous thanks to his looks. Well, Shishiba does NOT give a damn. He didn't even ask for the fame.

– Shishiba my king

Osaragi:

– Personally feel Osaragi would make videos about farming and caring for the animals in her farm (cows, pigs, maybe horses?)

– Osaragi has tons of videos about her farm. She probably makes tutorials on how to care for a plant or crop and how she takes care of the animals.

– She collabs with Shishiba and usually posts the said videos on her channel. And the videos consists of Shishiba planting crops with her.

– Nagumo probably has several videos of Osaragi being pranked by him. Once, Nagumo pretended to be a ghost. Least to say, Osaragi was in her barn for an hour straight despite Nagumo reassuring her it was a mere prank. Osaragi was not amused. (Nagumo was seen with a big bruise on his eye at the end of the video...)

– Osaragi doesn't have an editor nor great cameras to film. Hence, the decent quality rather than the high quality videos you'd expect from a famous youtuber.

– Is also a victim of the "ARE YOU DATING SHISHIBA??" comments in her comments section. Osaragi doesn't even reply to comments so um... Yeah!

– Has haters. They probably comment those misogynistic stuff but Osaragi could care less. She probably doesn't even care about the fame either LMAO

Hyo:

– I need more hyo content ngl

– anyways, Hyo probably makes videos on workouts and diet videos

– probably started the channel because he saw a man struggling with workouts in a gym Hyo regularly goes to and said, "Damn, I gotta spread more awareness." After he helped the man out of course

– IS SO MEAN ON CAMERA BUT IF YOU EVER MET HIM IRL HE'S SO NICE OMG

– intimidates people unintentionally due to his build and height... gulp.

– Is another victim of Nagumo's pranks. Nagumo once went to Hyo's home and kept ding dong ditching while Hyo was in the middle of a video. Mf got Hyo so frustrated Hyo just straight up stood infront of the door waiting for the person to show up

– I think Hyo would also teach self-defense. Idk why, he just gives me the vibes bro

– probably has an editor that he pays well despite the editor saying there's no need for the overpay

– Has haters unfortunately... Mf got allegations of using steroids (king cleared them like how he SHOULD)

– Hyo doesn't care much about the haters. He finds it stupid because why are you wasting time to hate on him!?!? Go build your muscles instead!!

Kamihate:

– I'm embarrassed to say this man/woman is a hear me out

– I think Kamihate makes videos on those shooting games

– insanely well known in the gaming community (specifically for the shooting games communities)

– Has been accused of cheating and hacking multiple times... It's 100% pure skill 0% luck guys!!

– his username is so unserious (it's "weathergirlslover3000")

– probably got stream sniped before

– bros fans been begging for a face reveal but he hasn't done so despite reaching a million subscribers

– probably one of those, "childhood youtubers" that aren't problematic

– Has an editor because Kamihate is lazy and he ain't doing all that editing

– never dies in those games like fortnight, COD, idk man. Bros built different

– most likely has haters. The reason? Because of his pro gameplay. Haters be hating fr. Probably affects Kamihate a bit but sweeps it under the rug

Kanaguri:

– definitely a photography youtuber

– Kanaguri is extremely detailed in all his explanations about photography and about the types of cameras

– can be boring to be honest but if you're into photography or you're a camera nerd, Kanaguri is your youtuber

– I think he isn't that famous like most of the Order members. He has probably 700 subscribers?

– Kanaguri probably teaches about lighting too. More detailed as well...

– has NO editors at all. Buddy does all the editing himself.

– I doubt Kanaguri has haters tbh. He's a small youtuber and really didn't do anything problematic.

– and even if Kanaguri had haters, he'd be criticising them instead. You dare insult his work? How about YOU make a video of photography and compare.

Yotsumura:

– definitely a family vlogger

– unlike Sakamoto, Yotsumura doesn't make those tutorial videos or whatever. He's just posting for the sake of memories. (Probably started this whole thing because Amane asked him...)

– Personally feel Yotsumura would show the drawings Amane made. He's really proud of Amane.

– Has cringed at the comments that were thirsting over him

– I feel like Yotsumura doesn't include his wife in the vlogs or at least tries to because his wife doesn't like being seen on camera

– Honestly, Amane keeps holding the phone so Yotsumura just watches Amane do his own thing

– No editors. He just let's Amane tinker and sit LMAO

– I lowkey have no idea if he would have haters tbh (even if he did, he wouldn't care. Only cares until it's about Amane or his wife)

Tanabata:

– ooohdhdj...

– definitely makes videos about guitars

– Tanabata is like Kanaguri but in guitar and music. He WILL go on a long rant about his love for music and explain how an electric guitar works because that's what he uses.

– Tanabata will explain about other guitars of course. Only if requested that is.

– Probably famous thanks to his songs, lmao.

– I feel like he never did a face reveal. Only a home tour.

– He probably posts videos of his progress in his songs after he published the said songs

– I doubt he has an editor. Only reason why he has a channel is just so he can post his progress in music compositions so he can let the rest of the world enjoy his music

– probably has haters. I mean, every musician does. Probably saying he's "overrated" or something tbh. Doesn't care, they're just people who have nothing to do.

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Heh... I'm trying out a new format so lmk if it's okay. Anyways live laugh love nagumo. MEOW.

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「 TANABATA X READER 」

Tanabata is so pretty guys plz!?!?!?!

dating hcs because I need this man sighs

warnings: manga spoilers obv, ooc, mentions of killing, I hc he's apathetic so apathetic Tanabata <3 (theres only ONE hc of bro being apathetic), you choose if you know he's an assassin or not because I'm lazy :p . I might diss apathetic people pls don't dox

also pls start requesting I'm BORED

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– I don't think Tanabata would let you take his guitar in general so you'll have to be sneaky

– man does not care if you're his partner he WILL distance himself if he finds out you took his guitar (for revenge? Who knows...)

– since I hc he's apathetic he will obviously have trouble expressing his love for you (support him pls)

– You probably met him like how Osaragi did (outside a random area)

– randomly took interest in you when he saw you (wanted to kill you to see if you'd be a good inspo for his songs...)

– probably whacked you with his guitar atleast once (might stop or not if you tell him to stop)

– if you take one of his guitar pics he won't say anything unless it was the custom made one for assassinations (he takes back his guitar pic when you're not looking)

– if you take him onto a random shopping trip he will keep eyeing the instruments store that sells guitars

– don't let him go there or else he will stand there for a long time wondering if he should change his guitar to a new one (he doesn't)

– also buy him some new clothes because he probably keeps reusing the same pants and jacket (man changes his top but not the pants and jacket huh)

– probably drums his fingers against you (he finds it amusing if you're ticklish at where he normally drums his fingers)

– If you somehow convinced Tanabata to let you cuddle him, he won't let you go even if you need the toilet </3.. Threaten him you'll lay a finger on his guitar and he'll let you go. (He's guarding his guitar now, thanks.)

– Should you owe an animal like a dog or a cat or anything that moves outside a fish tank, he probably keeps his guitar in the room where he composes his songs.

– That said, he WILL glare at the pet with the dirtiest look ever if the animal knocks his guitar out of its stands. (Won't kill it or discard it because he knows you'll just dump him)

– I dont think he's picky so he'll eat what you don't want if you're picky. (Keep asking him and he'll end up shoving the food you dislike in your mouth instead)

– Being mean is his love language okay?

– IF you don't know he's an assassin (somehow) he'll just keep his mouth shut because he does geninuely care for you and does not want you finding out. He'll make excuses on why he comes back late on the rare times he decides to go kill at night. He'll also tend to his injuries before he gets home so you won't question (Hey, atleast Tanabata will buy you food if you text him so)

– IF you do know he's an assassin, Tanabata will let you take care of his injuries if he sustained any. He won't talk much though, just silently humming one of the songs he composed. Same thing, he'll buy you food if you want him to while he's out.

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I love Tanabata bro ajwooawj like look at HIM

uehrgrurugh Tanabata you are criminally underrated where did bro go in the manga anyways??

Okay i hope i don't get doxxed now..... sweats

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「 Shishiba x Osaragi 」

In which the two assassins go on a date. (With a minor twist)

ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP

warnings: blood, Osaragi making someone headless but its off scene, possible ooc, maybe more but I'll edit later

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"Mr. Shishiba, why did you decide to wear a suit?"

The black haired woman questioned the blonde man. Staring at him with a deadpan face. Well, it was her usual face...

"Like I said, Osaragi. It's because we're on a date."

Shishiba replied, not bothered by the woman's staring. He was used to such mannerisms. After all, this was the same woman who's his kohai.

Osaragi didn't say anything, silently walking with Shishiba to a restaurant that Shishiba had booked a reservation at. Oddly enough, the woman still decided to bring her case with her chainsaw in it. Well, the man walking next to her did bring his duo hammers along as well...

As the two entered the restaurant, Shishiba waited for the waitress to bring them to their table that was reserved. All the while, Osaragi was looking through the menu.

"Mr. Shishiba... I want to eat this."

The long-haired woman pointed out, eyeing the takoyaki and tofu on the menu.

"If you want, then go on. You need to get a main dish first, though."

Shishiba answered, it was more of a statement than a request. Or was it the other way around? Either way, once the waitress had arrived, she led the couple to their table. The waitress then handed the two a menu and walked away to deal with other customer's orders.

"So, Osaragi. Do you want tea or?"

Shishiba questioned Osaragi. Yes, she did say what she wanted to eat, but she hadn't stated her beverage desire.

Osaragi stayed silent, showing him the drink she wanted.

Shishiba nodded and ordered it, along with what she wanted earlier. Of course, adding the main dish. Afterwards, he added his own orders.

After a few minutes, a waiter arrived at their table and placed down their orders. As the two began eating, they noticed a man eyeing them closely.

"Don't make a scene."

Shishiba mumbled, knowing Osaragi tends to... Make a scene in public. Shishiba sighed as the woman in front of him got up while carrying her suitcase and walked to the man, only to drag him to the bathroom.

Lo and behold, Osaragi returned back with her suitcase.

"Honestly, can we really go out normally?"

Shishiba thought, remembering every date they had gone on only for someone to try disturbing them. Which ended them being dead or broken bones.

"Mr. Shishiba, I finished my food."

Osaragi bluntly stated, interrupting Shishiba's thoughts.

"Ah... Alright."

Shishiba finished his food and drink, getting up and walking with Osaragi to the counter to pay.

After the payment was settled, the two walked out of the restaurant, Shishiba sighing and pinching his temples.

"Mr. Shishiba... Should we head home now?"

Osaragi asked, noticing the man's actions.

"Yeah, I guess we could now."

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I do NOT know how to end bro 💔💔 anyways pls enjoy hope it ain't too ooc (pls request me smth I'm too bored)

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「AZURETIME」

In which Two Time keeps purple flowers in a vase on a table near their bed and has one in their pocket 24/7 ...

possible ooc </3

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– Now why in the world do they have a purple flower?

– Or more specifically, where do the purple flowers come from?

While Elliot was off running to Two Time to heal the cult member, he noticed a flower on the floor. It was glowing. And it was purple! Such a beautiful flower, Elliot wondered, who could've owned such a delicate flower? Elliot's thoughts were interrupted as Two Time came running by. The flower was seen by the corner of the man's eyes as he quickly stabbed John Doe and hastily picked up the flower while John was still recovering. This act, clearly not unnoticed by the pizza man, wanted to question. But, he knew it was best to heal the man whose hp was at 20.

After the match, Eliot questioned Two Time about the flower...

— Two Time vaguely stated that it was from a 'friend' of theirs.

– Two Time noticed that the flower had fallen off from his pocket and was thankful that John didn't step on it or that his spikes didn't cause the flower to snap in half.

– As much as Two Time feels remorse for their actions towards Azure, they know that the man would never forgive him.

– Due to this, Two Time keeps the things that were related to Azure and values them a lot. (The photo of Azure and them and the said flowers)

– Two Time wonders if the Spawn had blessed or cursed the flowers because for some mysterious reasons, the flowers glow like a glowstick. Not that they mind. After all, it provides a strange feeling of companionship.

– Two Time is somewhat grateful that Azure had collected a ton of flowers for them before they... Did that. Makes more lighting in their bedroom as they try their best to not remember about the incident.

– They wonder if Azure will forgive them someday. But the latter knows it's only a dream found thing.

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Agahha Azuretime... My online sib asked me to do this and so I did <33 hope they and you enjoy it :p

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Intro (?)

You can call me Samu, any pronouns, uhh I'm just writing for fun because im bored asf requests are open so yay! Note that I am dyslexic so there might be a few errors here and there...

Oh btw I do requests (mainly oneshots and hcs) also might be slow due to school

Fandoms that I will write about:

Identity V , Forsaken , Sakamoto days.

(Not a lot but man it's for my sanity)

RULES:

I WILL write:

fluff, angst, comfort, character x reader, character x character (on my own terms since certain characters might be ooc) lowkey anything just look at what I won't write

I WILL NOT write:

Nsfw/smut (sory folks), pedophilia, incest, age-gaps, SH, SA, problematic characters, prob more if I see smth if I don't write.

Okay that's all byebye

(also , I'm new to tumblr so deal with me...)