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I feel like if Dante was into 🔞 materials, he'd actually prefer WLW content. That vast majority of it is made with male viewers in mind, encouraging them to project themselves into it, and that would make Dante extremely uncomfortable (POV content is the worst). He doesn't want to have sex, he just thinks women are beautiful.

...This may become problematic if she ever transitioned, though. Having an easier time thinking of herself as a woman is overall very good for her, but it has a frustrating effect on her "me time".

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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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When someone inflates your bf, making him big and round, and rolls him away, forcing you to rescue him:

What if Netflix Dante was inflated to be huge and round and once you pushed him he'd be rollin', rollin', rollin', and he'd keep rollin', rollin', rollin'

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What if Netflix Dante was inflated to be huge and round and once you pushed him he'd be rollin', rollin', rollin', and he'd keep rollin', rollin', rollin'

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lucia + my pretty princess nero

suggestive nero/abernathy under cut cause i get shy :/

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I guess part of why art depicting Vergil as fat doesn't resonate with me is because if Vergil has made the lifestyle changes and reached the level of self acceptance required to become fat then she would definitely be a woman by that point.

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The reaction to that art of Dante from the Devil May Cry crossover with Punishing: Gray Raven is kind of fascinating to me. It demonstrates the fact that, when it comes to tits, size really doesn't matter.

Like, the man depicted in this artwork is a flat-chested beanpole. There are no tits to speak of in this image. But the folds of his shirt still suggest the presence of tits, which is why you see a chorus of awoogas that includes people you would honestly expect to know better.

There's a line running down the middle of his chest, suggesting cleavage. The neckline of his shirt bows outward, suggesting curvature. The neckline bends just under the single closed button, suggesting that his shirt is literally straining to contain his chest. There are even lines beneath his chest that suggest underboob, a significant dropoff from his chest to his abdomen.

That you can clearly see that none of that is true once you look at the image as a whole is irrelevant. It's almost like an optical illusion, or something. It tests the limits on just how flat and how small a chest can have attention drawn to it and get a reaction.

There is a significant caveat in that this trick would never work with a female character, because huge boobs, serious honkers, real sets of badonkers, some dobonhonkeros, massive dohookabahnkoloos, and big old tonhongerekoogers are so ubiquitous in artwork of female characters, especially in video games, to the point that they're often depicted on women who are otherwise total string beans (actually, let's face it, that's almost always the case).

I guess that's the other thing this piece demonstrates. That standards for male and female characters differ so strongly, that an incredibly flat chested man with painted-on cleavage can get such a reaction because such a thing is genuinely rare compared to the abundance of female characters with spine-straining proportions.

This art of Dante from Punishing: Gray Raven is a historically significant, museum-worthy piece, and I'm only mostly kidding.

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"Monkey Business, Part IV"

Characters:

Nicoletta "Nico" Goldstein (Devil May Cry)

Nero (Devil May Cry)

Relationships:

Nero x Nico (Devil May Cry)

Premise:

Nico and Nero need to get cleaned up after a job gets messy. They end up getting dirty instead.

Content Warnings:

Brief mention of gender dysphoria

Teratophilia (Devil Trigger sex)

Dirty talk

Rough sex

Anal sex

Cum play

Oral sex

Eating ass

Author's Note:

It's been a while!

I don't think this one is as good as the second and third parts, but it ends on a strong note in my opinion. It's a step above the first part, at least, and it calls back to it in a neat way.

The first three parts can be read here, here, and here.

Nero and Nico are both trans in this story. In Nero's case, some vague references are made to his bottom growth (based on advice from a friend). Criticism is always welcome. Also, Nero never grew back his arm in this story.

"Uh-uh!" Nico held up a finger. "Take those off, first." She commanded, gesturing to Nero's boots. "Don't want you tracking all that shit in here."

Nero rolled his eyes, but he obliged, kicking off his boots, and set them right beside Nico's, before stepping into the van.

Earlier that day, a rather large demon had appeared just off the coast of Fortuna, and while the kill itself was rather easy, extracting resources proved a little more complicated. Whatever parts the demon left behind had a very thin skin, and were full of some kind of juice. And, naturally, some of these parts broke while they were being loaded, spraying their juices all over Nero and Nico.

They loaded as much as they could into the back of the van - freezing it first, to reduce the chance of making any mess - but the pair wasn't going home before getting this disgusting smell off of them.

"So, I'm guessing you'll want to go first." Nero said.

"Hm?" Nico raised an eyebrow.

"To the shower. You want to take a shower first, right?" Nero crossed his arms.

Nico laughed. "Buddy, I sucked your dick. With your girlfriend's encouragement. I figured we were past taking turns in the shower at this point."

"Oh..." Nero blushed. "I mean, yeah, we could go together if you want. Saves hot water anyway..."

"Exactly! Now, come on-" Nico stripped off her clothes, and tossed them into the hamper just outside the bathroom. Her wardrobe never left much to the imagination, and Nero had already seen her bare ass once, but this was his first look at her nude body in its entirety.

Her build was leaner than Kyrie's. And, obviously, her skin was darker, and covered in tattoos. Neither her breasts nor her cock were of exceptional size, but the sight of them excited Nero nonetheless.

Besides, the part of Nico that captured his attention the most was, predictably, her ass. It wasn't particularly voluptuous, but it still held a very attractive shape, and it had only been made more tempting by the way Nico seemed to flaunt it. Nero could never shake the suspicion that she had been teasing him on purpose.

Once Nico's clothes were out of sight and out of mind, she turned to Nero. "Alright, your turn."

Nero took a deep breath. The only person who'd seen Nero's bare human body was Kyrie, and even then it wasn't an everyday occurrence. Even in bed, he often either stayed clothed and focused on Kyrie's pleasure, or he entered his devil form.

But, if anyone other than Kyrie had earned that trust, it was Nico. He threw off his coat and his shirt first. His musculature had grown significantly since he regained his power at the top of the Qliphoth. The only clue to the sex Nero was born with was the two scars on his chest.

Nico whistled. "Damn!"

A smile nearly escaped Nero's lips as he unbuckled and pulled off his bottoms.

Nero wasn't so confident in this part of his body, as his hips were a little more prominent than he would like. He couldn't really complain about his cock, as it had grown to an above-average size for a man like himself, but he still wished for more.

Nico grinned. "So even in your human form you're packing, huh? Kyrie's a lucky lady."

"Thanks." Nero smiled freely.

"Now, let's go get cleaned up!" Nico headed into the bathroom.

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Nico was closer to the showerhead, with her back turned toward it. Nero stood just in front of her. The shower was just barely large enough for them not to be touching if they stood still. They were in a van, after all. But, the pair didn't mind being close.

They had just finished washing their hair. "'Scuse me-" was the only warning Nico gave before she reached past Nero to pick up the soap, pressing her breasts to his chest.

Nero's breath hitched. His whole body felt warm, and his dick felt tingly as it grew harder.

If Nico had noticed, she didn't show it right away. She simply coated her hands in soap, set aside the bar, and began lathering the front of her body. Watching Nico run her hands over her breasts and her legs only excited Nero even more.

Nico soon glanced down at Nero's blushing and engorged extremities, and smirked. "Liking the show?"

Nero's face was red, but he held his composure. "Look who's talking." He said, glancing down to Nico's own hardening cock.

Nico didn't respond. Instead, she soaped up her hands once again, before setting the soap aside and, without breaking eye contact, started washing her dick and her balls.

Nero just rolled his eyes, and grabbed the soap with his remaining hand. He rotated the soap, coating his palm, before setting it back down and lathering his chest and what remained of his right arm.

When Nico was satisfied with the cleanliness of her front side, she turned to rinse herself off under the showerhead. As she did, her hip brushed against Nero's crotch, provoking a yelp.

Nico cocked her head back toward Nero, and grinned. "Oops."

"Alright, that does it!" Nero growled, before entering his devil form.

Nico tilted her head. "Aw, was one little bump all it took to make you pull your trigger?"

"Don't act like you haven't been asking for it, you slut." Nero spat in his distorted voice.

"So what if I have? Are you gonna do something about it?"

Nero put his left hand on Nico's throat, not-so-gently pulled her back, and kissed her.

Nico was delighted with the length of his tongue. She moaned, and kissed him back, pressing her ass into his lap. She heard a wet popping sound, and felt something slide up her asscrack, and along her upper back. Something long, rigid, greebled, and slick.

Nico giggled into the kiss. "Was that your answer? Damn, I don't even think you'll need lube. Go on..." Nico reached down to her behind, and spread her cheeks apart. "...Don't be shy."

Nero let out a shaky breath. His hand ran down Nico's body, over her chest, then her midriff, then her waist, then her hips, then finally on the soft flesh of her ass. He gave Nico a firm squeeze, just barely letting his claws dig into her.

Nico winced. "Easy, there. You wouldn't touch Kyrie like that, would you?"

"Please. You're anything but delicate." Nero leaned into Nico's ear, and whispered. "I bet you've been wanting me to touch you like that for a long time." Nero's hand fell to his dick, and he lined it up to Nico's entrance.

Nico scoffed. "You just have me all figured out, don't you?"

"You're not denying it." Nero slowly slid his length into Nico.

Nico moaned, and braced herself against the wall of the shower.

"Ugh... Yeah..." Nero marveled at how tight Nico felt around his cock as he slid inside.

"Alright, hold up!" Nico softly cried out. "I think that's as deep as you're going."

Nero looked down. He was just over halfway inside her. "Kyrie can take more than this."

"Up her ass?" Nico retorted. "I didn't think so. That's all you're getting, so you better appreciate it."

"Never said I didn't..." Not-so-slowly, Nero started moving his hips back and forth.

"Mmm..." Nico bit her lip.

Nero maintained a slow pace as he fucked Nico. The hands of his wings latched onto Nico's hips, while his left hand felt over her breasts.

Nico laughed. "I bet you're wishing you still had two hands right about now."

"Is that your way of asking me to break out one of your toys?" Nero grinned. "I know just the thing."

Nero flicked his socket, and summoned a Tomboy.

Nico cocked her head back. "Tomboy? Not the most interesting pick, if I'm being honest."

"You might think so. But, you made it to juice up my weapons. It turns out those aren't the only tools it works with."

"What does that mean?"

"Let me show you." Nero reached down, and gripped the base of his cock with Tomboy. He could feel the power in the breaker rushing to meet the power in his body.

It seemed Nico could feel it too, judging by the noises that came from her mouth, and the way she threw her head back. "Holy sh- shit, Nero!" Her hole clenched around Nero's dick.

Nero chuckled. "How's that feel, babe?"

Nico caught her breath. "...Rigid. Like there's more than b- blood making you hard. Assuming that's even how you get hard... I ought to study that th- thing some time." Nico tried to breathe at a consistent pace, though each breath soundsd shaky. "I swear it got more slick too... I wonder if it'll make you cum more? I only have the blowjob to go off of, and you already came a lot that time-"

"You know damn well I'm not asking for your hypothesis." Nero growled. "Do you like how it feels?"

"Like it? I love it! I gotta hand it to you for putting my creations to good use. Eh, no pun intended."

"That what I thought." Nero started thrusting more quickly.

"How did you even think to use a Tomboy like th- that anyway?"

"The first time? I was actually thinking of you."

Nico cocked her head back again. "That so?'

"Yeah." Nero picked up the pace even further. The ghostly claws on Nico's hips gripped her tighter. "Thought about pinning you down and shutting you up. Tried to picture the look on your face."

Nico giggled. "As if you have the balls for something that spontaneous."

"Is that an invitation?" Nero asked.

"Don't get ahead of yourself, you're not even done fucking me here yet."

"Alright, then." Nero's left hand fell down to Nico's crotch, and he ran his rough palm over Nico's cock.

"Shit, Nero, that's-" Nico cut herself off with a moan. "Fuck, that feels really good."

"Yeah?" Nero wrapped his hand around Nico's cock, and began quickly jerking her. "How's that?"

"Oh my g- Nero, I'm gonna-" Nico whined, and then a hot, modest load dribbled onto Nero's hand. Nico hung her head, and started panting.

Nero chuckled. "Cute. Alright, now it's my turn..."

Nero's left hand returned to Nico's breasts, taking some of her cum with it. He started rapidly stroking the base of his cock with Tomboy, and thrusting into Nico more quickly.

Nico clenched around Nero, but stayed still otherwise. "That's it, pal... Let it all out..."

"There we go... There we-" Nero loudly grunted. As he kept sliding in and out of Nico, her hole was flooded with blue, viscous, luminescent fluid. This continued for a substantial moment, before it finally slowed, and so, too, did Nero.

Nero returned to his human form, and his cock disappeared from inside of Nico. His body was spotless - his devil form had a way of cleansing him - but Nico was a mess. The foul-smelling demon juice the pair had come to wash off was mostly rinsed off, but the front of her was slick with her own cum, and whatever had just come out of Nero was running down her legs.

Nero braced himself against the wall of the shower. He was panting.

Nico laughed, and she stood up straight. "That sure took it out of you, huh?" She turned herself around, brushing against Nero once again. "Was it worth it?"

"I..." Nero's face was very red. "Are you okay?"

Nico looked puzzled. "Wh- Yes! I'm fine. You did good, honey." She pat Nero on the shoulder.

"Okay..." Nero nodded. "I know I can get... Carried away..." He scratched the back of his neck.

"Eh... I'm a little sore, but you didn't get too rough."

"That's good." Nero smiled. "And you did good too."

Nico smiled back. "And believe me, if you feel like getting 'spontaneous' in the future, don't be afraid to- Shit!"

The hot water had run out, and now Nico was being blasted with freezing cold water.

"Fuck, fuck!" Nico frantically turned the water off.

Nero laughed. Her body had shielded him from the worst of it, and he easily tolerated what did reach him.

Nico scowled. "Yeah, yeah, real funny. So much for saving hot water... Shower sex is officially off the table."

"That's okay... I'm already thinking about where I'll get 'spontaneous' next time."

"Before we're going anywhere, I still need to get cleaned up. You made a huge mess out of me, and now I don't have hot water."

"Hm... Mind if I try something 'spontaneous'?"

"Nero, if this gets me even messier, I will slap you upside the head."

"It won't, trust me. Here-" Nero leaned down, and licked Nico's cum off of her own breasts.

"Oooh! Okay, I like this idea." She gently ran a hand through his hair. "Keep going, loverboy."

Nero cleaned up her breasts, then slowly dropped to his knees. "Turn around for me."

"My front isn't exactly clean, yet." Nico put her hands on her hips.

"I'm saving the best for last." Nero grinned.

Nico smiled back, and gladly turned around.

Nero licked up Nico's legs, tasting his own demonic fluids for the first time. It was extremely sour, and a little coppery.

Nico giggled. "That kind of tickles."

Nero eventually made it up to Nico's ass. With Tomboy and his remaining hand, he parted her cheeks, and licked them up and down. Finally, he slid his tongue inside of her, tasting as far as he could reach.

Nico stifled a moan. "Damn, never knew you had that kind of appetite."

Nero pulled back. "And I'm not full yet. Turn back around."

Nico obliged. Despite having cum so recently, she was already getting hard again. "Alright, bon appétit."

Nero stuck his tongue right under the base of Nico's cock, just where it met her scrotum, and started lapping up her cum again."

"Mmm..." Nico bit her lip. "You're a natural at this, honey." Her dick quickly quickly grew completely hard again.

Nero started licking up her shaft, before engulfing her cock within his lips, and beginning to bob his head up and down.

Nico moaned openly. "Attaboy..." She placed a hand on his head. "Here, widen your tongue and press it up against me."

Nero obliged, pressing his tongue up into the shaft of Nico's cock, before giving her a questioning look.

"Yeah, just like that, keep going." She gripped Nico's hair.

Nero kept sucking Nico's dick, and cleaning her off as he went.

Nico moaned again. "Alright, I'm getting close..."

Nero started bobbing up and down more quickly, and he pressed his tongue into her cock more firmly.

"Fuck, yeah, yeah!" Nico cried out as her cum shot into Nero's mouth.

As her dick softened, Nero simply pulled away, revealing it to be completely spotless.

Nico chuckled. "Damn, you didn't waste a drop, huh?"

Nero grinned, allowing some of Nico's cum to drool down his chin.

"Dang." She gave Nero a pat on the head. "Did you wanna come share that with me?"

Without a word, Nero stood again, and kissed Nico on the lips. Nico reciprocated, and the pair traded tongues as Nico's mess flowed into her mouth.

The pair pulled away, a long string of saliva connecting them for some distance before breaking.

Nico swallowed first, and grinned at Nero.

Nero swallowed second, and smiled back. "Feeling clean?"

"Not at all, but it'll do until we get back home. Try and keep your hands off of me until then, I want to have at least one more raunchy episode in my system when I see Kyrie." Nico pushed the shower curtain aside, and stepped out of the shower.

Nero just stood and watched her get dressed for a moment. He felt very lucky.

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On further consideration, I think that if Vergil was a woman she would wear a leotard. However, it would be under a long skirt, and it would only ever be visible in an alternate costume. Similar to the way that Vergil is canonically wearing a vest with no sleeves underneath his coat.

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Obviously seeing art where Dante is drawn with a body type similar to my own makes me feel very good, but he'll never truly be Literally Me™ because I am 5'7" and while it makes a ton of sense for him to be fat it does not make sense for him to be any shorter than 6 feet.

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Tonight, I'm gonna post about my boldest "hear me out" for the Devil May Cry series.

There are a lot of strong points against Malphas. She's evil. She has three bodies awkwardly fused together. She also fused herself to a giant baby chicken. Her hairline is awfully far back. And if every character in the Devil May Cry series was on the table, she certainly wouldn't be my first choice.

But, as they say, hear me out:

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She's incredibly wise. She had the foresight to order Devil Sword Sparda destroyed even when Urizen didn't see it as a threat, and she ended up being right to do so, as Dante used it to gain enough power to defeat Urizen. She could be a valuable advisor if you aren't too proud to listen to her.

The three bodies are creepy, sure, but. Three mouths. Three hands.

I normally don't go for centaur-adjacent characters, but the chicken is a separate being that Malphas attached herself to to become more powerful. It's essentially a service animal and a mobility aid, albeit a very morbid and fantastical kind. And she's very skilled with magic, if she can control the thing, surely she can put it to sleep if you two want some privacy.

Upon taking a closer look, her face is genuinely kind of pretty in a weird way. Plenty of people want to fuck Vergil, and he's extremely funny-looking, Malphas deserves a chance too.

She can create illusions! That has a lot of potential! If you want to fuck other demons from Devil May Cry, she can recreate them for you!

You might assume that her sacrificing the lower half of her body would limit her potential to give and receive pleasure, but remember that she can also create portals. That too has a lot of potential.

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Dante is very apathetic about holidays in general. He usually prefers the days that follow, when all of the sweets are discounted.

Lady, however, feels very bitter about holidays. Both of them are fighting the IDGAF war, but while Dante wins, Lady is clearly losing.

She did eventually warm up to Valentine's Day, after a certain bewitching devil entered her life, but generally she still doesn't care for most holidays, especially Halloween.

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Things that could potentially fix Dante:

Raising a puppy

Owning a lightsaber

Becoming a woman

Learning what being aroace is

One day, retiring from devil hunting and entering a career of dressing up in fun costumes and taking sexy pictures of herself that her clients can do whatever they want with as long as they keep it to themselves and give her lots of money.

Being prescribed ADHD medication

Being prescribed some glasses

Going through an "It's A Wonderful Life" situation where she sees how much worse off her friends would be if she didn't exist

Getting actually truly fat

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I'm really asking you all if we trust the scales or not. Holding hands is one thing, but holding yourself is another.

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The queen sunbathing

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This is the first selfship art I drew of me and Dante and I find that fact really funny

(I was still figuring out where to place Furfur in the DMC timeline, hence why I drew DMC3 Dante; Canonically, they met during DMC2.)

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Potentially TMI under the cut

Writing DMC porn is a little frustrating as a cis guy (probably) who prefers projecting onto the "top" role because I read Dante as aroace and Nero as a trans man so he only has a dick when he's in his devil form. And Nero in particular would only ever sleep with a maximum of two people (and I'm fully aware I'm pushing it by saying he and Nico would have sex).

I read Vergil as a bottom, but he's really in denial about it. And there aren't a lot of partners I imagine having dicks for him. I wrote something with Lucia laying eggs in him once, but I didn't feel super good about it and don't plan to publish it. The thought of Rick Goldstein fucking him amuses me, but I don't feel like I know enough about Rock Goldstein's personality besides what can be inferred from the fact that he raised Nico. I'm currently trying to write the ending of something involving him and an unnamed Goatling.

I love Lady and Trish of course, but I read Lady as simultaneously having gotten bottom surgery and usually preferring the role of a top. Some day I want to write something with Lady violently fucking a massive demon like Goliath, but that's just not the mood I'm in lately.

I imagine that Nico has a dick, but I also imagine that she prefers to bottom.

I have an OC or two that I think could solve this issue, but I'd want to introduce them properly in a non-pork work first.

One character that might be fun to work with is Balrog? But the most logical partner for him would be Dante, and again, I read Dante as aroace.

The closest thing I could see myself writing for Dante is about him masturbating, but I don't really know what people who don't experience attraction think about when they jerk off.

This is absolutely a 'me' problem and nothing more.