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I plan to learn how to draw this year, not like super good or anything but just good enough to not be embarrassed about it, if anyone who has any tips for beginners (and i mean like absolute beginners, right now i could maybe draw something resembilng a square if i really tried hard) sees this please share your secrets
#drawing#learning#learning to draw#new year's resolution#advice#drawing advice#please help me i really want to do this
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This new year's eve i intend to drink as much wine as possible
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i like how the super villain in alvin and the chipmunks 2 is named hawk and none of those rodents thought that it might be some sort of sign from god that they shouldn't try to work with the guy
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i was watching alwin and the chip mucks 2 with my girlfriend, what the fuck is a dave????
#whoever animated those female rats a.k.a. mouses needs to be put in jail now or a few years ago actually#alvin and the chipmunks#healthy relationships
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drag patrick bateman sounds amazing (i have never seen american psycho or drag race)
Yasterday I was watching with my girlfriend architectural digest (i love her sm she agrees to watch boring shit with me) and she pointed out that ruPaul laughs without smiling. I cant stop fucking thinking about his fake laugh, literal patrick Bateman. He kept on telling some boring jokes and than proceeded to make this atrocious sound, openong his mouth like a trash can hahahahaahhHahaHAAHA and I cant because this sound is stuck in my brain. Anyway i would love to see drag patrick bateman (i have already seen and its ruPaul)
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god i am the worst fucking girlfriend in the world, i keep doing everythin wrong, i don't deserve such an amazing partner. She never did anything wrong to me and has always been the best while i keep fucking up. i don't know what the fuck is wrong with me and why i keep doing this but i can't forgive myself for being such a dick to someone who loves me.
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God i'm such an awful person, i went to a friend's birthday party tonight with my girlfriend an the whole day i have been such a dick to them. I don't know why i did it, i really regret it, they have never been anything but amazing to me and tonight i treated them so fucking terribly i am so sorry thet deserve someone so much better than me, i promised them everything good and been the opposite since. I am really sorry fuck
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Some time ago i decides to listen to the spotify discover weekly playlist every week, i don't remember why. Most of the music was kinda mid but every week i was able to find at least a few good songs that i would add to my playlists or something like that. This week spotify decided to stop being nice and go to war with me. After a lot of mid songs and a few good ones i was transported into a nightmare. This stupid fucking thing started playing Karkalicious which hit me in the face like a drunk driver would hit a tree. I don't know what i did to deserve this but i wasn't expecting this in 2023 AD
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I love my girlfriend so much, she is the best person i have ever met. I would do anything for her. She's the most important person in my life and i really want her to be happy
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Fun date ideas for couples ^^
1. We never meet
2. We don’t talk to eachother
3. We remain strangers
4. We carry on with our lives as if we never met
5. We go for ice cream and throw bread at ducks at the park
#date#date ideas#date inspo#healthy relationships#the last one might be controversial but idc it's fun#relationship
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yesterday i went to see Kinky Boots with my girlfriend it was so cool i love her so much her lips taste just like strawberry milk
#kinky boots#date#lesbian#text post#in love#god i love her so fucking much it's genuinely unreal#straight up happiest i have ever been
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I need Croatia to win Eurovision, if they don't istg i will go to the streets and start breaking shit
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