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It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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dude you dont get the half of it, if you lose the dandori battle he says “shove it noob” obviously in a more nintendo way but just as aggressive and arrogant 

Louie is such an ass he’s so fucking funny bro just did not CARE

Anyways posting this separately bc it’s just a doodle and I don’t think it’ll fit with the other stuff I wanna post as a bundle

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i just imagine they spawn their own body when not worn with that carrying capacity

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When you Druid runs out of wildshapes

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what mad genius and their emotional support human?

i want whatever they’ve got going on

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ok why does “the safety dance” go so well with this video? dont believe me try it i dare you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nft1OVNLM7A&list=RDyXXtH2MxwU4&index=4

Marbles

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*spank* FWEEEEE!!!! *spank* Phweeeee!!!!

hmmm

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i will post this since i dont want to lose it

In the club

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With ADHD, our behavior often gets misinterpreted. What looks like me sitting motionless on the couch is often a deep frustration and inability to get up on the inside. This is part 3 of the ADHD & hurtful assumptions series!

Not everyone with ADHD struggles with the same things on the same level and not every problem will have the same causes. But if anything of this feels too close to home for you, I hope this will help you communicate with others!

Here’s my patreon if you’d like to support me

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this makes me wonder if they colored their dinosaurs would they have need to make the indos? like seriously in most zoos the colorfully varied birds are popular. seriously lives could’ve been fucking saved Wu if youd just been 50% more fabulous!

Oh Dr Wu, you sold yourself as the guy who plays God with genes, with almost limitless possibilities…but you didn’t give us a mint-green Triceratops…

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Can I just say fuck you to the dip shit that swear and insulted my mom over the phone for 20 minutes! You don’t know this you Massachusetts tube of lard, she is a fucking Saint who saved two people from committing suicide me included!! Oh but no just because you bought a non refundable ticket and couldn’t go on the plane because of your fatty heart needed a surgery but no go ahead swear and insult someone on the phone because your dumb!!

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Lol true just imagine in the middle of a lecture or whatever then boom your professor/teacher begins singing the lesson.

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The Dragonborn Paladin: “I have a waterskin full of Liquidized Flesh and dirt.”

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@pukicho​ uh whats this search about “homunculus sluts”?

U peek into the wizard orb’s search history and see “woman wizards age 800-1200 single”

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a giant dnd commision i did for my cousin enjoy. she wanted twenty drawings based around supplied drinks she showed me and i had to think up names and dnd monsters to go with them.

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as a water type trainer, i find sharpedo’s just like to nibble due to group grooming like some oranguru’s or slakings. you just gotta train them to bite less hard when around humans or other team member pokemon.

Is there any pokemon you're actually afraid of?

Maybe.

You certainly won’t catch me in the water without a good reason.

There’s no bad Pokemon of course, just some I’d personally prefer to avoid if possible.

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dude you’re suposed to have sheaded them by like 12

If humans are supposed to be so ‘evolved’ how come your eyelashes fall into your eyes to periodically blind you?