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I can only imagine how Mike would react to Steve and Eddie dating, cause everyone else would easily accept they were together, but Mike would take it as a personal attack. He’s not homophobic, despite what his parents have said about the gay community and aids, but he knows that there are worse things to be and besides, he’s got inter dimensional monsters to worry about.

But he draws the line at Eddie, his idol and dungeon master, dating Steve Harrington! First his sister, and now Eddie, why would he even do that??? Last he checked, Steve didn’t even like boys that way?

I assume he just sees this as a personal attack against him, not that they are actually in love which each other; which is obvious to everyone else.

Steve and Eddie are cuddling and watching a movie:

Mike: Steve’s just doing this to make me mad

Mike walks into a room and stumbles upon them making out:

Mike: Steve planned this

Eddie and Steve get engaged:

Mike: Steve has gone too far, and he’s dragging Eddie into it

And it’s not until he actually sees that Steve loves Eddie that he accepts this is not just something to piss him off.

Like, he just walks into a room that they’re in without them noticing, and Steve is just staring at Eddie and humming his favourite song, and Mike realises that he actually does love him and he’s been a dick for like no reason.

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Steddie AU where Steve and Eddie are in a secret relationship and the only reason they get found out is because Steve suddenly has expert dnd knowledge, and no one understands why.

Like:

Dustin: rambling on about the magic missiles.

Steve: makes some sort of accurate comment about it.

Everyone: turns to look at Steve.

Steve: staring back, not understanding what is so weird.

How Steve acquires this information:

Eddie: rambling on and on about dnd and the characters everyone is playing as and what not.

Steve: committing everything to memory because of how much he loves his boyfriend.

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I think a really good dynamic for Steve and Eddie would be like Eddie thinks the relationship is like the song 18 by Anarbor. Like Steve is only with him as a rebellion against his parents, but in actuality, Steve is like Paper Rings by Taylor Swift, where he doesn’t care about their difference in status and wealth, but just loves Eddie wholeheartedly.

And like Eddie doesn’t understand that at all, and just thinks he’s being used but he really loves this man and will take whatever affection the universe will allow him before he gets tossed to the side, so he spends all of this time stressing for the end of their relationship, only to discover that Steve is planning their whole wedding and is entirely head over heels for him.

Observe:

*Steve, snuggling into his side whilst they watch a movie with the Party*

Eddie: I know he’s just using me, don’t get attached. He’s only doing this so he can shove in the face of his parents. Don’t get attached. Don’t get attached. Don’t get attached.

Steve: I’m gonna marry him, I don’t care if it’s with gold or paper rings, he’s mine. He’s mine. He’s mine. He’s mine.

Or

*Steve is talking on the phone to Robin about how much he loves Eddie and Robin is just puking from all of his words, and Eddie just doesn’t buy anything he’s saying*

Steve: - and he’s just so sweet, and he makes me so happy, like I can’t not smile when I think of him. And he’s so sweet for letting me stay here, blah blah blah

Eddie: He’s only saying that so Robin can back up his claims about being with a man to spite his asshole dad.

So yeah, 18 - Anarbor Eddie x Paper Rings - Taylor Swift Steve would make such an adorable trope.

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‘There’s no platonic explanation for this’ and it’s just two people caring about each other’s wellbeing

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This better be the first scene of Stranger Things Season 5

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Chuuya’s just a regular crew member at McDonald’s and Dazai is the little shit that changes everything in his burger.

Dazai: « Can I get a Big Mac, no buns, extra pickles, with bacon, tomato, and a coffee shot poured on top »

Chuuya: *just banging his head on the Drive Thru screen* « Anything else sir? »

Dazai: « A large Chocolate Frappe, but half salted caramel and strawberry topping on the bottom and m and m’s on sprinkled on top »

Chuuya: *Grinding his teeth so hard others can hear them cracking* « Will that be all ? »

Dazai: « Actually, scratch all that, just get a cheese burger, with no cheese. »

Chuuya: « That’s it! » *Runs outside and just punches Dazai’s car so hard it rolls twice and smashes into a statue of Grimmace*

Dazai: *weakly* « And an almond ice vanilla latte with three pumps of caramel syrup and marshmallows blended into the milk »

Cut to Chuuya’s just destroying the whole building and getting fired.

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Is it just me, or does everyone experience the phenomena where you find a really good fanfiction that is updating frequently and has all the things you want in a story, but the second you subscribe, the author just stops posting.

And you instantly just become afraid that they saw your name or something and was just like: « Fuck you Asshole, no more updates for you! »

Just me?

Great

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I feel like if Dazai and Chuuya were in a mosh pit at a concert, Dazai would end up koala hugging Chuuya because of how rowdy it gets.

Chuuya: *struggling* Dazai, get down.

Dazai: *being an immature idiot* nu huh

And like, eventually Chuuya just dumps Dazai with a security guard so he can crowd surf.

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sanji, my dude, you learned this love language from him, of course he knows

(og scene from 'Parks and Rec' and i may also mention i got the idea while reading the fic Sweet Child O' Mine - it's a good one!)

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Atsushi calling Akutagawa after walking in on Dazai and Chuuya making out:

Atsushi: Aku! You’ll never believe what I just walked in on!

Akutagawa: Why should I care???

Atsushi: I just saw Dazai and Chuuya making out!

*no response from Akutagawa*

Atsushi: Aku?

And Akutagawa is just getting all these flashbacks from when he walked in on soukoku during Dazai’s port mafia days.

Akutagawa: Just be glad they were just making out.

Then he just hangs up, leaving Atsushi confused and scared as he turns around and locks eyes with a disheveled Dazai.

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What if Bungou Stray Dogs was just one big story told to Atsushi by Dazai? Like it’s just something he came up with to comfort his friend (brother? Cousin?) and it just features everyone they know.

Kunikida could be Dazai’s uptight friend/coworker.

Chuuya is Dazai’s boyfriend or crush

Fyodor is Dazai’s worst enemy and Nikolai’s his weird boyfriend

Ranpo could be the guy everyone loves or hates, and Poes his stalker

This story is so wild and weird, that it has to be coming from the imagination of a real out there guy (subtle dig / compliment at Asagiri) like Dazai, and he could totally just be pulling this out of his ass.

Or maybe I’m just wrong, but it’d be such a funny twist to find out if I’m right.

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He is truly the king of us all.

Long live Chuuya Nakahara!

Chuuya, a street rat with no schooling keeping up with a boy genius since 15, fooling said boy genius, being able to do advanced calculations in his head in split seconds, outsmarting a trained world class assassin, being able to solve a case as fast as said boy genius, being able to make deductions faster than an android, becoming the second youngest pm executive, only staying stuck longer than Ranpo in the book because he was up against RANPO and deciding to punch his way out cause his boss' life was in danger and solving the mystery was taking too long.

Like, that boy is not stupid.

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this is how this scene went, right?

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School au where Soukoku are teachers from rival schools (Chuuya teaches physics and Dazai teaches literature), but before Dazai taught there, he taught at the same school as Chuuya.

And all of the students shipped them together.

Only for them to find out later that Dazai and Chuuya have been secretly married for 6 years and have a dog named Baki.

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It’s perfect boyfriend material

Ya know what that's enough Ao3 for one day

...

who am I kidding Ao3 is the only thing that understands me

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I love how Opla Sanji laughs at Zoro's insults like, yes find that man charming Sanji, fall in love with him too if you want