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HI DOES ANYONE HAVE A REDEMPTION CODE FOR THE APP 'anystories' IM DESPERATE TO READ AND I NEED COINS

HELP HELP PLEASE I NEED A REDEMPTION CODE TO READ AND IM DESPERATE HELP ME OUT

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Im SOOOOO boreddd

Help me get through writers block 😴

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WORDS TO USE INSTEAD OF: BUTT

(This is a rather silly installment to this series, but I was recently thinking about how there are so many different words that all mean “butt” and this is the result of that hahaha enjoy!)

Do you ever find yourself over-using the word “butt" in your writing? (lol) Try using these words instead:

ass / arse

bottom

bum

booty

derrière

tush / tushie

rump

buttocks

hindquarters / hind end

backside

behind

rear / rear end

fanny

hiney / heinie

keister

stern

can

haunches

posterior

caboose

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Imagine your OTP being a crime/mystery writer and their soulmate is a serial killer so they become the perfect match 😍

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Just watched Defending Jacob 😍

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Someone’s watching. You’ve become convinced of that.

You’ve become much less convinced of everything else.

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"How many times do I have to kill you before you stop coming back!?"

"No idea. But please, for the love of god, keep trying."

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The struggle

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As a teen, you daydreamed and wrote about a fictional world you created. Ten years later, you’ve now started hearing voices. They’re prayers from the inhabitants of your world. To them, it has been 1,000 years since their god abandoned them and you must make things right.

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IM BROKE AAAAAA

Three months ago I pitched an idea for a party game. Today, ‘WHAT THE PLOT?!™’ is a real game and available for pre-order! I am so excited. Thank you everyone for your support!

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APOLOGY IDEAS

Here are some dialogue prompts that all start with the words “I’m sorry.” Feel free to use any of them and get creative with the context!

“I’m sorry for bothering you.”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to.”

“I’m sorry if this sounds weird.”

“I’m sorry for not telling you.”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t know.”

“I’m sorry, what were we talking about?”

“I’m sorry I upset you.”

“I’m sorry, I can’t help it.”

“I’m sorry, but I can’t go.”

“I’m sorry to disappoint you.”

“I’m sorry, can you repeat that?”

“I’m sorry I messed up.”

“I’m sorry, it will never happen again.”

“I’m sorry you got hurt.”

“I’m sorry, I’m new at this.”

“I’m sorry, how can I make it up to you?”

“I’m sorry, do I know you?”

“I’m sorry for asking.”

“I’m sorry if my apology isn’t good enough.”

“I’m sorry, but I’m not sorry.”

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Each child is born as the embodiment of an idea. (such as Luck, Misfortune, Bane, Benefit, Independence, Captivity, Bravery, Cowardice, Choice, Responsibility, etc.) Family’s are only supposed to have two kids, to pass on each of these embodiments. your parents are known as Fate and Chance and they had triplets. Fate, Chance, and your perfect Sister Cliché.

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Something I'd do 👀

The FBI just showed up at your door on charges of suspected murder. They claim the proof is all in your search history, you have been researching for your newest writing adventure about a serial killer set loose in your hometown.

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National Parks posters by artist Amber Share. Text is taken from actual park patron comments left on review-based social media sites.

“There are bugs and they will bite you on your face!”

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The motivation I never knew I needed