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The fact that Regulus means "prince" but at the same time is the heart of Leo breaks my heart.

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1993 be like

Remus: you want me to be a teacher?

Why now? I've been alone for 12 years. What happened?

Dumbeldore: bc your ex is about to show up, and I LOVE drama

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Dumbledore: Apparently, someone has been leaking classified information to the death eaters. The entire order is under investigation.

Marlene: That's crazy. No one here's a spy.

Dumbledore: How can you be so sure?

Marlene: Because I know these guys. I know everything about them.

Dumbledore: You're naive if you think people can't surprise you.

Marlene: Not these people. Here, watch this, I know what everyone's going to do tonight. It's Thursday, so Lily's going to leave early for healer training. Sirius will be working on his stupid bike. Remus will be warning Sirius about how dangerous his stupid bike is. And Peter will be visiting his mum.

Pete: She gets worried if I don't check in regularly.

Marlene: And, if I run and jump at James, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Marlene, sprinting to James: COMING IN!

James: NO! I'M HOLDING HOT TEA!

James: *Drops tea to catch Marlene*

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Daedalus and Icarus but Sirius and Regulus

Sirius, who could have easily fit in with his family—charming and witty—went against everything; he was trapped

He escaped

He sparked that idea in Regulus, gave Regulus that hope that he could get out

And Regulus took that hope and flew too close to the sun and died because he believed that he could be like his older brother

He couldn’t

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Harry standing on his bed at home during sixth year,singing into his hair brush as music blasts from his muggle radio: “But I am my father’s daughter, So maybe I can fix him”

James who’s leaning against his door frame watching him with a confused expression: “What do you think he’s singing about?”

Regulus sighing as he stares at the quidditch sweatshirt Harry has on that clearly says “Malfoy” across the back: “Not a clue babe, Let’s go make dinner”

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Regulus: *leaning forward in his seat while reading, muttering* No no no no no no…

James: Is there something wrong?

Regulus: The main character has her found family and everything’s happy

James: Oh that’s good

Regulus: There’s a hundred pages left

James: Oh that’s bad..?

Regulus: It’s going to be a cliffhanger I just know it

James: …Maybe there’s a sequel?

Regulus: Yes there is

James: *very relieved* Well you can continue it in the sequel then

Regulus: *staring at him dead in the eye* It’s coming out in three years

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Nobody:

Marlene: I like hot girls. And their mothers.

Absolutely nobody:

Marlene: Mostly mothers. Mostly Euphemia Potter.

James: MCKINNON WHAT THE FUCK.

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marauders headcannon.

if the marauders all lived in the potter house, and they found out about jegulus.

*Remus and Sirius having hilariously loud sex at 6am*

Sirius: dear god! I love you moony!

Remus: shut up sirius, James is next door-

James (next door): yeah Sirius shut it!

Sirius: *being immediately louder* oh! Remus! Hot damn! Re-

Regulus: Sirius Orion Black I will crucio you harder than mother ever could I swear to-

Sirius: Fuck of Reggie!

Remus: yeah fuck if reg- wait... Sirius why is your brother in james' bedroom at six in the morning

Sirius: hm?... Oh. Oh no.

James: *already running away screaming*

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I think Regulus is so "From Dining Table" by Harry Styles, talking about Sirius after he run away, and cant be with him. just read the lyrics and tell me that I'm wrong.

We haven't spoke since you went away

Comfortable silence is so overrated

Why won't you ever be the first one to break?

Even my phone misses your call, by the way... Why won't you ever say what you want to say?

Even my phone misses your call, by the way

Maybe one day you'll call me and tell me that you're sorry too

Maybe one day you'll call me and tell me that you're sorry too

Maybe one day you'll call me and tell me that you're sorry too

But you, you never do

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kyd chapter 28

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For the Marauders fandom, October 31st feels like the Hunger Games, you don't know what awaits you all day long. Our competitions are based on who offers the most painful edit or headcanon, the tributes who manage to finish the day without crying will be our winners

And may luck always be on your side!

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Currently thinking abt how remus found out abt sirius’ escape from azkaban and how he most definitely was ✨not surprised✨

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I'm surprised no one talks about the fact that B∅RNS is heavily coded by Sirius, you can't tell me that you listen to "Faded Heart" and don't think about Sirius, and not mention "Sweet Dreams" with the hc of, Remus asking him out, and not calling him the next day, and being the drama queen we all know.

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I was thinking, Stephen Sanchez's "the pool" is very Jegulus coded in crimson rivers, just listen and tell me what you think.

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*In the Afterlife*:

Lily : James look ! Severus is here ! He's gonna take Harry an-...

James : Hug your dead body.

Marlene : Leave the house, abandoning your crying one-year-old alone with your body.

Evan : After looking at him with disgust.

Dorcas : And purposefully kicking James's body.

Lily :

Lily : As soon as he enters the Afterlife I will break his nose.

Regulus : And kick him so hard that his ribs will be left in crumbs !

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Sirius and regulus normal conversation pt2

Sirius: We literally learned cursive for nothing.

Regulus: Speak for yourself. My suicide note is gonna be fancy as fuck

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October feels like Christmas for the Marauders stans, only instead of gifts it's oversized depressions