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i should remake this... ....im gonna remake thi-

GUYS ITS LESBIAN DAY ‼️‼️

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You want to call your House rep now and tell them Trump needs to be impeached immediately for defying a Supreme Court order (re: Kilmar Abrego Garcia), which functionally voids our constitution and means no one in America has rights anymore.

I am not exaggerating.

As of now, anybody can be disappeared, no due process, no recourse. Trump is openly disregarding a Supreme Court order and says he’ll send US citizens to El Salvador.

This is not a drill.

Call your House rep and tell them they must impeach. Tell them if they cannot bring themselves to impeach, they must resign. A more open and shut case to impeach is not possible. Trump and his administration are saying openly, in public, that anybody can be kidnapped by ICE, even in error, and disappeared permanently.

Call your senators, too, and tell them to support impeachment (it goes to them once it passes a majority House vote).

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You want to call your House rep now and tell them Trump needs to be impeached immediately for defying a Supreme Court order (re: Kilmar Abrego Garcia), which functionally voids our constitution and means no one in America has rights anymore.

I am not exaggerating.

As of now, anybody can be disappeared, no due process, no recourse. Trump is openly disregarding a Supreme Court order and says he’ll send US citizens to El Salvador.

This is not a drill.

Call your House rep and tell them they must impeach. Tell them if they cannot bring themselves to impeach, they must resign. A more open and shut case to impeach is not possible. Trump and his administration are saying openly, in public, that anybody can be kidnapped by ICE, even in error, and disappeared permanently.

Call your senators, too, and tell them to support impeachment (it goes to them once it passes a majority House vote).

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after hanging out for a few hours, she had to go because her three kids were home from school ♥

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how ya doing tupid lil guy

MINOR SPWELLING EWWOR DETECTED!!! DEPLWOYING THE BWOMBS!!

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Please for the love of everything, SPREAD THIS VIDEO. I'm not one to get into these situations where I'm like 'spread this! reblog! reshare! show your friends!' for mental health reasons but this is very very important. Tag your friends and spread this video as much as you can, read the bill for yourself, TAKE ACTION. @in-a-mello-mood @scraptumblers @amfloofer Read the bill 'HR 7521' here:

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I wanna know where the M4rie ship came from like no hate do whatever you want im not your mom but also i do not see the vision

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What every Splatoon character would get you for Chirstmas!!

Agent 3: Three would get you whatever's on the top of your Amazon wishlist. As long as it's under like 30 bucks. For Eight, however, she always gets her a lil' hand-made ornament bc she loves her silly army octo gf <33 Agent 33: Nix would buy you like a $50 amazon giftcard and tell you 'i need the taxes on that though' Agent 4: She would stalk you for a month before Christmas to see what food places you go to the most and what your most bought order is, then give you that item x3. She would totally get you a comically large starbucks cup with your favorite drink in it. Agent 44: He'd give you his whole paycheck of like $300 and be sorry it's not enough then start sobbing when you tell him it's fine Agent 8: Eight would buy you little DIY kits for you and her to do together on Christmas for bonding activities. And would totally cheer you on while waiting for hot glue to dry, she's very helpful. Agent 88: Would open a box with the bottom cut out just to pretend to pull a gift out and it's just his other hand flipping you off. 7: ...I don't think it knows what christmas is. Neo: Would bring you a dead salmonid like a cat bringing its owner a dead mouse/bird Callie: She would bake be the one baking at a gathering, but her skills are 'can make a strawberry cake, cannot make anything else' and end up giving you a borderline radioactive gingerbread house Marie: Brings the rest of the food but it's all store-bought and plays it off as homemade because she doesn't have the time for baking, she has better things to be doing. like making sure Callie doesn't end up on fire. Pearl: Would give you a $5000 giftcard for something and take your confusion as a sign she didn't give you enough and just give you either another $5000 giftcard or a whole-ass car. Marina: Would make you one of those kids toys that you put up to your eyes and you can flip through little pictures

THIS THING SHE'D MAKE YOU ONE OF THESE BUT WITH PICTURES OF YOUR FAVORITE MEMORIES/THINGS

Frye: Would bring you to a store for you to pick out your own gift because she didn't know what you liked Shiver: Buys you a plush of your current favorite thing on christmas, like she'd buy you a massive Fuecoco squishmallow if you like pokemon Big Man: His presence is present enough, shut up. Acht: Wouldn't get you anything. They're broke as shit but they say it's because they don't feel like getting anyone anything

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Ever since I've played octo expansion and side order, I like to have the funny thought of agent 8 having a fear or PTSD moment when they see a blender or just see their own reflection.

Reasoning:

-octo expansion for the obvious blender moment

-side order for seeing their own reflection as a possible parallel canon

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exhoost is callie x marie shipper check their likes.

Blocked them, thank you 🫶

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So I was bored and put all the Agents and Idols through google translate 50 times-

We love the amazing ships of Travel Company b The fourth ruler of the kingdom of singapore Important as soon as possible Kiss the phd Good trys anywhere And the lovely siblings: SIN ANYWHERE

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Full img under the cut

dont ask me what 3 is sitting on there arent props yet use your imagination

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frye x shiver x marie..... hmmmmmmmm

frye and shiv are married in the au of this blog but also mariver is making me feel things

...shiver is having an affair- /j

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88 is gay AND european (he speaks french btw, fun fact)

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Blog is no longer a WIP!

Feel free to ask your questions now! All questions will be drawn, and asks that do not follow the ask rules in the pinned post will be discarded! (Please i have art block and im bored help)

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FINALLY BEAT COHOZUNA FOR THE 3RD TIME LETS FUCKING GO