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Mystic Messenger as Zodiac Signs

I know these aren’t their actual signs, I made this before I checked what they were and some of these make more sense to me (cough cough Jumin cough cough). In any case that is just my opinion!!! Feel free to think completely differently!!!

Jumin - Aries, Capricorn

Straightforward, Successful, Practical, Rational

Yoosung - Cancer, Pisces

Caring, Sensitive, Emotional, Protective

Jaehee - Taurus, Virgo

Perfectionist, Workoholic, Has strong opinions, Gives good advice

Zen - Leo, Sagittarius

Honest, Caring, Straightforward, Fun, Proud

707 - Gemini, Scorpio

Smart, Witty, Hides emotions, Involved in basically everything, Caring

V - Libra, Aquarius

Mysterious, Cares for others more then himself, Hard to get through to

To be honest I’m not really satisfied with this arrangement but I can’t think of a better one at the moment.

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My Hero Academia characters as their zodiac signs

Y’all should feel expOSED!!!

Aries - Katsuki Bakugou

Taurus - Neito Monoma

Gemini - All Might

Cancer - Izuku Midoriya

Leo - Mina Ashido

Virgo - Tenya Iida

Libra - Eijiro Kirishima

Scorpio - Fumikage Tokoyami

Sagittarius - Mitsuki Bakugou

Capricorn - Shoto Todoroki

Aquarius - Tsuyu Asui

Pisces - Midnight

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Spirituality squad: Taurus, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Pisces

Science squad: Leo, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius

Philosophy squad: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Libra

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The signs as the lesser known did nothing wrong squad

Aries: Gon Freecss // Hunter x Hunter

Taurus: Kei Nagai // Ajin

Gemini: Yashiro Isana // K

Cancer: Vash the Stampede // Trigun

Leo: Rin Okumura // Blue Exorcist

Virgo: Kite // Hunter x Hunter

Libra: Kizuna Astin // Sunday Without God

Scorpio: Satoru Fujinuma // ERASED

Sagittarius: Leonardo Watch // Kekkai Sensen

Capricorn: Shinichi Izumi // Parasyte

Aquarius: Rentaro Satomi // Black Bullet

Pisces: Ikoma // Koutetsujou no Kabaneri

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Melanie Martinez songs for the signs

Because her new album is about to drop in a few days :p

Aries - Pity Party

“Did my invitations disappear Why'd I put my heart on every cursive letter?”

Taurus - Pacify Her

“Someone told me stay away from things that aren't yours But was he yours, if he wanted me so bad?”

Gemini - Alphabet Boy

“You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry.”

Cancer - Cry Baby

 “Your heart's too big for your body. It's why you won't fit inside.”

Leo - Mrs Potato Head

“All you need's a couple more condiments, And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments.”

Virgo - Dollhouse

“Everyone thinks that we're perfect. Please don't let them look through the curtains.”

Libra - Sippy Cup

“Pill diet, pill diet, if they give you a new pill then you will buy it...”

Scorpio - Milk and Cookies

“Do you like my cookies They're made just for you A little bit of sugar, but lots of poison, too!”

Sagittarius - Soap

“I'm tired of being careful, gentle, trying to keep the water warm. Let me under your skin!”

Capricorn - Training Wheels

“I carry band-aids on me now For when your soft hands hit the jagged ground.”

Aquarius - Mad Hatter

“Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed. So what if I'm crazy? The best people are.”

Pisces - Carousel

“Chasing after you is like a fairytale, but I, Feel like I'm glued on tight to this carousel...”

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How well do you get along with your own sign?

Aries - NOT A CHANCE with 2 of these in a room destruction will most definitely follow

Taurus - companionship possible although unstable due to stubbornness

Gemini - really well, you keep each other entertained

Cancer - BORN TO BE WITH IT’S KIND

Leo - not too well, there can be only one star of the show

Virgo - quite well, you strive to better each other

Libra - pretty well, you strive to better the world

Scorpio - either love or hate each other: no in between

Sagittarius - surprisingly well, you will conquer the world together

Capricorn - really well, you understand each other, more so than other signs will

Aquarius - you act like you hate each other but deep down you connect really well

Pisces - like peanut butter and jelly

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Zodiac Signs as Kiznaiver Characters

There weren’t enough characters so I wrote some of them twice.

Aries - Chidori Takashiro

Taurus - Katsuhira Agata

Gemini - Ruru

Cancer - Katsuhira Agata

Leo - Hajime Tenga

Virgo - Tsuguhito Yuta

Libra - Tsuguhito Yuta

Scorpio - Ruru

Sagittarius - Nico Niyama

Capricorn - Honoka Maki

Aquarius -  Yoshiharu Hisomu

Pisces - Noriko Sonozaki

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Signs in their Hogwarts Houses

Gryffindor - Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Ravenclaw - Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces

Hufflepuff - Taurus, Cancer, Libra

Slytherin - Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn

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Unforeseen friendships

Aries - Pisces

Taurus - Gemini

Cancer - Leo

Virgo - Sagittarius

Libra - Scorpio

Capricorn - Aquarius

This is based off my personal experience, of course it’s not accurate in every case :D

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Signs as the DDLC girls

(I tried okay)

Sayori: Gemini, Cancer, Pisces

Natsuki: Aries, Taurus, Sagittarius

Yuri: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

Monika: Leo, Virgo, Libra

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Signs as She-ra characters

Aries - Glimmer

Taurus - Scorpia

Gemini - Swift Wind

Cancer - Queen Angella

Leo - Sea Hawk

Virgo - Adora

Libra - Bow

Scorpio - Catra

Sagittarius - Perfuma

Capricorn - Frosta

Aquarius - Entrapta

Pisces - Mermista

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zodiac signs as gaming setups / computers

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bad habits the signs are prone to

aries:

impulsivity

making rash decisions

losing their temper

taurus: 

wasting money/spending excessively

eating unhealthily

laziness

gemini:

becoming easily distracted

losing their train of thought

becoming bored easily

cancer:

emotional outbursts

holding onto unneeded items (usually out of sentimentality)

complaining

leo:

boasting/bragging

stubbornness

being impatient

virgo:

being brutally honest or tactless

perfectionism

being overly judgmental of themselves and others

libra:

indecisiveness

difficulty saying no

telling white lies to avoid rocking the boat

scorpio:

bossiness/being controlling of others

jealousy of their peers

being unnecessarily secretive

sagittarius:

jumping to conclusions

hurting people’s feelings without meaning to

not keeping promises

capricorn: 

overworking themselves (and expecting the same of others)

pessimism

bottling up their emotions

aquarius:

going off on tangents during conversations

reluctance to ask for help

flakiness and cancelling plans

pisces:

daydreaming

making promises they can’t keep

forgetfulness

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I just started this blog and its already one huge shitpost

sun, moon & rising signs in one photo 🌟

(ur not gonna believe this, but i think u should check ur sun moon & rising)

tag ur friends and reblog w your placements!!!

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Contracted Tasks ~

Moon in Aries: Developing emotional awareness and strategies to manage or resolve these until they simmer into a full blown rampage of destruction, emotions can burn inside and push their rationality and ability to conceive consequences out of sight 

Moon in Taurus: Building the internal resources to manage and interpret the emotional experience rather than relying on external comforts and vices. Taking a backward step to view emotions with clarity rather than being pulled into the haze of impulse, overconsumption, and self-sabotage

Moon in Gemini: Integrating the emotional experience with the intellectual mind, rather than swinging from heightened emotions into numb rumination, letting the inner child have a voice rather than silencing it out of shame, embarrassment, or fear of vulnerability   Moon in Cancer: A radical acceptance of emotions and the emotional experiences that will wax and wane but remain present through everything, continuation of developing emotional resources to sever attachment 

Moon in Leo: To emotionally nurture themselves beyond the primitive reliance on parental figures or paternal loved ones to validate past experiences and voids

Moon in Virgo: Using the private and wounded emotional experience as empathy to resolve and support others, developing boundaries within themselves 

Moon in Libra: Developing the awareness of personal emotional needs, not attached to another person or relationship, letting go of feeling responsible or controlled by other people’s emotional experiences 

Moon in Scorpio: A solitary exorcism of emotional demons, a private life that is disturbed by the intrusions of unconscious wounds of betrayal and heartbreak, possibly by one or both of the parents 

Moon in Sagittarius: To develop a sense of emotional and physical security without land upon their feet, to trust the universe enough to take care of them, and to resolve the suspicions of anticipating betrayal from everyone

Moon in Capricorn: Allowing their past to remain there and not constantly revived in the present, having the capacity to accept and let go and trust that they will not cease to exist without their history

Moon in Aquarius: Recognising the resources of their emotional experiences, allowing themselves to just feel instead of trying to numb it with thoughts, and let the sea of empathy release into the soul of humanity

Moon in Pisces: Developing the ability to stay present in the moment, rather than constantly drifting back into a sea of old memories and the emotions that surfaced with them, allowing them to float away with the tide rather than drown them in the present 

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