chicken | they/themLokius, Iron Dad, perhaps most recent project
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
about to watch Thunderbolts* for the second time! let’s see if i cry again
0 notes
Text
i think i finally understand why Bucky is such a popular character guys
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
THUNDERBOLTS* SPOILERS
i cried during Thunderbolts* once. it was when Alexei said: “because you wanted to be the person everyone relied on when they made a mistake.” caught me off guard, immediate tears.
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
Alcohol can't kill Logan, but it can affect him. Wade can't kill Logan, but he can—oh.
7K notes
·
View notes
Text





Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
14K notes
·
View notes
Text
THEY MAKE ME INSANE

Proof below:




Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.
EDIT: more proof:

25K notes
·
View notes
Text
Deadpool is canonically pansexual. Wolverine is probably bisexual.
fascinated by people claiming that deadpool is straight meanwhile here's how they marketed Deadpool 3:
44K notes
·
View notes
Text


two people who can't die but are willing to die for each other really does it for me
12K notes
·
View notes
Text

bro thought he could look a man in the eye and tell him he was going to prune his entire timeline and get away with it
0 notes
Text
this is my favourite pre movie clip, whoever got to see this in the cinema I’m jealous
13K notes
·
View notes
Text
Thor: christmas is cancelled
Loki: you can’t cancel a holiday
Thor: keep it up Loki and you’ll loose New Years too
Loki: what does that even mean?
Thor: dad, take New Years away from Loki
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
lmao
67 notes
·
View notes
Text
Loki: i actually have a black belt
Mobius: in what? karate?
Loki: no, from Gucci
55 notes
·
View notes
Text
Loki: come on, you can’t make everyone love you. you’re not Mobius
Sylvie: not everyone likes Mobius
Loki: WHO DOESN’T LIKE MOBIUS?
Sylvie: no, wait, i just--
Loki: GIVE ME A LIST
#mcu#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#loki#lokius#loki laufeyson#mobius m mobius#sylvie laufeydottir#incorrect quotes
199 notes
·
View notes
Text
Tony: come on, you can’t make everyone love you. you’re not Peter
Steve: not everybody likes Peter
Tony: WHO DOESN’T LIKE PETER?
Steve: no, wait, i just--
Tony: GIVE ME A LIST
#mcu#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#iron dad#peter parker#tony stark#steve rogers#incorrect quotes
435 notes
·
View notes
Text
Tony: i actually have a black belt
Steve: in what? karate?
Tony: no, from Gucci
#mcu#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#tony stark#iron man#steve rogers#captain america#incorrect quotes
52 notes
·
View notes
Text
Tony: there are 15 aliens. you’ll never make it.
Peter: ...
Tony: don’t say it
Steve: don’t say it
Natasha: don’t say it
Bruce: don’t say it
Thor: don’t say it
Bucky: don’t say it
Peter: i like those odds
[collective sigh]
#mcu#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#iron dad#spider-son#tony stark#iron man#peter parker#spider-man#steve rogers#captain america#natasha romanoff#black widow#bruce banner#hulk#thor odinson#bucky barnes#incorrect quotes
303 notes
·
View notes