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Spite can be a incredible motivator

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jorked my meat

i was horny now i feel disgusting

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ARE YOU DAZAI BC ID COMMIT WITH U

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dnd

ok so i just did a campaign where EVERYTHING was improv'ed. like we improv'ed the characters, the map and made up everything along the way. was honestly pretty fun.

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Random Tricks for D&D

In D&D, tricks are like traps only weirder and less lethal. They're placed on objects by dungeon inhabitants and ambient magic. A tricked object is triggered when creatures interact with it. Roll d100 on this table for a random Trick Effect (text table under the cut).

01-03. Causes a character to speak and hear speech only in Goblin 04-06. Sprouts a mouth, bites a character, and won’t let go 07-10. Relocates and conceals itself (if found, a lantern appears) 11-13. Imposes order, replacing every d20 roll with a 10 instead of rolling 14-16. Polymorphs a character into a clone of another character 17-19. Projects a powerful magnetic field in a 15-ft. radius 20-22. Creates an extradimensional pit 23-26. Polymorphs into a black cat that characters are frightened by 27-29. Greases held objects, they’re dropped and can’t be picked up 30-32. Causes characters to sprout one additional arm or head 33-35. Taints all that surrounds it with an unidentified smell 36-38. Expels a cloud of thick purple smoke in a 20-ft.-radius sphere 39-41. Shares the senses of an accurate (or inaccurate) scrying sensor 42-44. Grants invisibility 45-47. Creates three illusory duplicates of itself and bounces around 48-50. Casts irresistible dance on the characters 51-53. Engulfs itself in a gelatinous cube that can’t deal damage 54-56. Sows discord, allies incapable of meaningful communication 57-59. When touched, summons a frog and hops 10 feet away 60-62. Produces or dispels magical darkness 63-65. Conjures a snake (if grappled, becomes a staff of the python) 66-68. Changes each character’s creature type to beast or plant 69-71. Casts resilient sphere on the characters 72-75. Binds a character in manacles (if escaped, fine clothes appear) 76-78. Cries and sheds tears, as do objects being worn or carried 79-81. Conjures a feast that is poisoned or free of poison 82-84. Inflates like a balloon, expanding until it is popped 85-87. Casts zone of truth centered on itself 88-90. Freezes a character in a block of ice (AC 13, 20 hp) 91-93. Bestows a vision of the past that involves the object 94-97. Transports characters back in time or into the future 98-100. Fuses two characters together, they move with each other at half speed

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ANGST

i just read

ten years i loved you the most

black lotus

THE ANGST IS MAKING ME CRY WTF THIS IS MESSED UP

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mr potential man

imagine having fucking TOJI FUSHIGURO as your dad and fucking SATORU GOJO brought you up, and still, never hits a blackflash. DUDE ITS LIKE HAVING FUCKING LEBRON JAMES AS YOUR DAD AND LEBRON JAMES 2 AS YOUR MUM AND STILL PLAYING BASKETBALL HORRIBLY. im sorry i love megumi its just....his thought process....its literally like "tell my mum i love her" cuz idk he has to kill himself first....TELL HER YOURSELF. dooooo somethingggg megumiiiiiii. imagine having usain bolt as your dad and cathy freeman as your mum and you come FUCKING LAST in a 100 meter sprint.....literally megumi.

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we all want him inside us

i love his backshots. 😛

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nah someone pls backshot the sanity outta me

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i hate myself for wanting attention

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when youve read all 2300 ao3 aokaga fics so u gotta ask chatgpt

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school (ew)

got kinda beaten up by some 6 ft smth bodybuilder vibe 18 yo kid.

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why do i wanna be treated like a dog. am i ok?

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you got it buddy

mewing is for losers, define your jawline by sucking your homie's cock. be a man. deep throat him. use every muscle in your mouth and jaw to get him off. the greeks and romans would approve.

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AO-FUCKING-KAGA

Head empty, just “Ultimate Zone”

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bucky barnes it fucking crazy