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Every now and then I remember that I have a Google doc open with an unfinished fic chapter in it that at least 1 person is maybe waiting for...

Anyway, after like a month or two I finished the chapter and published it.

Will the cycle repeat itself? Probably but still I keep trucking on.

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Balius/Xanthus looking at Patroklos after throwing Achilles off their back for the 50th time.

Johann Georg Von Hamilton, Portrait of a Chestnut Stallion from the Stud at Eisgrub

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Antilochus: "Thanks for helping me with training Patroklos, I would've asked Aias but he takes training too seriously." ☺️

Patroklos: "Don't mention it Antilochus, now I should probably get back before Achilles realises that I'm gone." 😇

[Cut to Achilles waking up in an empty bed]

Achilles: "Patroklos? Patroklos! My beloved where'd you go-" 😭

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Aias [Telamonian]: "You think you can take on Patroklos?"

Akhilleus: "Do I think I can take on Patroklos? I mean yeah, he's not that big." 😇

Aias [Telamonian]: "No, cousin, I meant at a Pankration." 🤨

Achilles: "Oh, that's a no then, he'd probably strangle me with his thighs until I pass out... Actually, on second thought I might just challenge him-" 😈

Aias [Telamonian]: "Achilles no-"

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[House of Vettii, Pompeii]

Praise Priapus and his monster cock!

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Achilles is a needy bottom, Patroklos is a power bottom.

Achilles is a submissive top, Patroklos is a dom top.

But in the end, they are both versatile switches.

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My pet peeve is when people depict Greek Homeric characters with short hair, they were called "long-haired Achaeans" for a reason and I'm dying on this hill, give the men long hair!!!

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One of Patroclus' failed attempts on convincing Achilles to go back to fight

Ref under the cut:

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Translator: Augustus Taber Murray (1924-5?)

"What pleasure have I therein, seeing my dear comrade is dead, even Patroclus, whom I honoured above all my comrades, even as mine ownself? Him I have lost” (Achilles to Thetis)

Iliad book 18

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My pet peeve is when people depict Greek Homeric characters with short hair, they were called "long-haired Achaeans" for a reason and I'm dying on this hill, give the men long hair!!!

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Achilles: 🥺

Patroklos: I'm not calling you a "good boy" my beloved you committed a war crime!

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Patroklos probably forgave but Achilles? Nah he's too stubborn.

the iliad it boy and tamer of horses

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Odysseus, Phoenix, Ajax (the greater): Please as your friend, teacher and cousin rejoin the war efforts, we need your Myrmidons, we're literally dying 🥺🙏

Achilles: No 😡🖕

Patroklos: Beloved, you are cruel, our friends are dying, please at least let me rejoin the war efforts and lead our men into battle 🥺🙏

Achilles: Of course, my beloved, my loved and most honoured companion and friend, heart of my heart, soul of my soul, do what you want, here have my god-gifted armour and come straight back to me safe and unharmed or else I'll go insane 🥰❤️

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Achilles: "Can I seduce you?"

Patroklos: "Sure."

Achilles: "Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please lay with me for without your beloved touch I shall surely wither up and die!"

Patroklos: "By the Theos..."

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Achilles: *Sobbing* I'm a horrible person! My beloved Patroklos tell me I'm not a horrible person! :(

Patroklos: Well... my father said that lying is bad so...

Achilles: :(

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In solution to the ancient arguement over the Erastes/Eromenos dynamic between Achilles/Patroklos I present the last option.

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Patroklos: *Kisses one of his dogs on the forehead* "Such a good girl~"

Achilles: "Thou hast forgotten me, my beloved, don't I deserve a forehead kiss too? What haveth the dog done to deserve such praise, such love and affection? You neglect me, my beloved!"

Patroklos: *Gives Achilles a kiss on the lips* "Are you happy now, my needy love?"

Achilles: "No, I want more. Kiss me again."