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Ok kinda a long one but stay with me. If I'm understanding Perpetua's story so far (and please please please correct me if I'm wrong) he grew up in a monastery that from what I can tell from the Satanized MV was more of a traditional Catholic monastery (???) and at some point because of the Emeritus blood in him he kinda almost had a transformation of some kind from monk to Papa V (kinda like a vampire, as seen in the Lachryma MV???) and after Copia had to step away from the Papa position the Clergy came to collect him because he's Copia's brother and they have a thing for bloodlines. Anyways to me it kinda seems like Perpetua is just a Papa figure head that the Clergy can control and that they couldn't really control Copia like how they can Perpetua (idk maybe it's just how he is but the man just lookes scared in every picture I see of him) Anyways, obvi it was always the plan to make Copia Frater Imperator once Sister Imperator passed but I think that's because the Clergy think it'll be easier to control him from that position.

Idk I'm kinda just yelling into the void and grasping at straws when it comes to Perpetua's story so if anyone has anything about the man please let me know where I can find it or just give me a detailed explanation🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Look at all these fine ass Papa's😍

I couldn't get my brain to work on anything serious so I just did a series of ghost doodles to try and get back in the groove ~

in other words- woe, emeritus' be upon ye

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I just want to clarify i would 100% be DTF with almost any of the Papa's but also am picking favorites and right now Terzo and Copia have my heart ❤️

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It's me

I'm “so many of us”

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They just can't let their Fire Ghouls do their job in peace

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LISTEN! As much as I would love to believe all the fanfic out there that paint Copia out to be daddy Dom when he's in bed I just can't see it. He's too much of a silly little fuck to pass as such. But please I'd love some intel that would prove me wrong.

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I like Copia better than Perpetua. Not saying that Perpetua is bad or anything, I love his "Creature from the Crypt" vibes and the new album is *chefs kiss* but I miss my silly goofy papa🥺. Idk maybe I haven't seen enough of the new papa to make a fully formed opinion on this but still.

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Not dead just a social media break. Discovered GHOST (the band) while I was gone and I'm officially obsessed. If my good Christian mother finds out she will die of a heart attack. This will now be the only thing I talk about for the next month because hyper focus.

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Happy new year. Don't let objectively wrong people kill you. They don't deserve a W.

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This post contains stuff that some people might not like. If you are not into omorashi or anything involving pee just move along. Thank you.

So I had a dream that I thought people in the omorashi community might like and who am I to withhold things like this.

Anyways so you know those extreme haunted houses where they make you sign a waiver because they don't want to get sued? So the main premise follows something kinda like that. Where you sign a waiver and then you have to drink a bunch of water and wait for 30min. once they're pretty sure you have to pee they send you into a haunted house where the actors have been given permission to do whatever they want to try and make you wet yourself. With everything from jump scaring you to pinning you down and pushing on your bladder and tickling you. There could even be a room themed around psychological bladder torture where they lock you down to a table and play water sounds or something. And the whole house is like some kind of maze and it could take you hours to find your way out. And at the end if you make it out dry they give you some kind of cash prize. And even if you somehow make it to the end there's no guarantee that you'll get to pee in the bathroom because they only have one single stall bathroom and the line is really long and of course everyone who is in line has either just finished their challenge so they're desperate to go or are waiting to change out of their wet clothes. Maybe some of the people were just hired to stand in line and make the wait longer? Either way, they're going to make you wait a while longer to be able to empty that bladder or to get out of your soggy clothes.

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I'm too deep into the crystal girly/witch lifestyle videos. I almost just googled "crystals that help autism" please put me out of my misery

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Getting a bit sick of all the "ooh I'm so glad Laios has a soft body!" "Laios is built like an average guy" style posts. Because he doesn't and isn't.

Laios is built like a fucking professional wrestler. He isn't like, super chiseled or anything but he does not have an "average" body, he his built like someone who does a LOT of physical effort and training.

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Being undiagnosed autistic is weird because in high school I would have meltdowns and me, my parents, and my youth leader all just thought I was having anxiety attacks or just being dramatic but now that I know I'm autistic I still have meltdowns but I know what they are.

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I work in a school. Here are a few highlights so far and how I'd rate them.

-Had a meltdown and the principal tried to pull me out of it by threatening my job. 2/10. Only reason it's not a 0 is because he apologized.

-Had a second grader ask if the first phone ever was a flip phone and then run off before I could answer. 3/10. Made me feel old.

-A kindergartner jumped off the monkey bars and landed on his face. 6/10. He was fine so it was funny.

-Had a coworker tell me I should get my conceal carry license and then BRING THE GUN TO SCHOOL??? 1/10. Extra point because she's just worried about me.

-Have had several kids of multiple ages say 'watch this' and then promptly eat shit while trying to do "parcore". 9/10. Is almost always funny.

-Got asked to remove an injured bird from the playground. 5/10. I love animals but handling wild life is not a part of my job description.

-I keep having to tell all the siblings that they CAN'T BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER WHILE AT SCHOOL?! 1/10. It's a little funny but PLEASE STOP???

-Had to clean barf off the boys bathroom door. 0/10. I hate doing this.

-HAD A PARENT SPOT ME WHILE I WAS BROWSING THE R-RATED SECTION AT BARNS AND NOBLES... 💀/10. please kill me (I don't think they know that's what I was looking at)

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Hey quick question. What's the point of living if I can't afford to live? Serious answers only please. Thank you.

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The world is burning down around me and I'm just here to make s'mores.

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Just heard a man say "if guns kill people then a fork made me fat🙄✋" and I can't even formulate how much I felt that in my bones.