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Wow, @ me next time...
me: i gotta do this thing!
me: i gotta do this thing
me: i gotta do this...
me: i gotta do...
me: i gotta...
me: i got...
me: i go...
me: i...
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me: i'll do it later
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Made a graphic bc why not:
I didn’t think I was a masochist, but I’ve signed up for a month long 8am French class which meets for 4 hours, 4 days a week, and I’m really considering what that means about me right now.
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On the plus side, I have Wednesdays off, so that’s gonna be lit*
(*lying in tomorrow)
I didn’t think I was a masochist, but I’ve signed up for a month long 8am French class which meets for 4 hours, 4 days a week, and I’m really considering what that means about me right now.
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I didn’t think I was a masochist, but I’ve signed up for a month long 8am French class which meets for 4 hours, 4 days a week, and I’m really considering what that means about me right now.
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Goodbye, 2019 spring semester
This was my first year of grad school, and I feel so wrung out right now, but I’ve turned in all my papers for the semester, and I deserve a break before my summer session starts.
Today’s agenda: hammock naps, Kitchen Nightmare episodes, cooking, laundry, phone games, early bedtime.
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This graphic is my life.
Important
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Productive Things That Aren’t Studying
washing the dishes
making your bed
tidying your book/dvd shelf/shelves
cleaning the cupboard/wardrobe
reading
sleeping
writing a blog
planning your month/week/day
replying to messages or asks
responding to emails
sorting through letters/mail
clearing your email inbox
organising stationery
clean your sinks
clean your toilets
pet your pet
sort through old clothes
give to charity
go on a walk
go on a run
clean down any surfaces
work out
meal prep
get rid of empty shampoo bottles from the shower
clean out old food from the cupboard/fridge
empty out your school bag
call your parent
unfriend/unfollow people you no longer interact with
watch a TEDTalk
empty the bins/trash
clean the mirrors in your house
hug your pet
wash some clothes
buy any birthday cards/presents that you need to
reply to any old texts
make a tumblr post on productive things that aren’t studying
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This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting!
Household Skills:
How to unclog a toilet without a plunger
How to fix a blown fuse
How to fix a leaky faucet
How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower
How to escape from a house fire
How to make a budget and stick to it
How to sharpen a knife
How to clean a self-cleaning oven
How to clean red wine stains from carpet
How to clean blood stains from fabric
How to clean grease stains from fabric
How to do a load of laundry
How to iron your clothes
How to test your smoke detectors
Cooking Skills:
How to tell if produce is ripe
How to know if food is expired
How to properly sanitize a kitchen
How to cook an egg
How to make rice
How to make pasta
How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely
How to use a gas stove
How to use a convection oven
How to cook meat safely
How to use a stand mixer
How to use kitchen knives properly
How to make mashed potatoes
How to make grilled cheese sandwiches
Health Skills:
How to stop bleeding
How to treat a burn
How to do CPR (on an adult)
How to do CPR (on a child)
How to do CPR (on a baby)
How to help someone who is choking
How to save yourself if you are choking alone
How to read a nutrition label
How to treat frostbite
How to recognize when someone is having a stroke
How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule
Mental Health Skills:
How to calm down during a panic attack
How to help someone who is suicidal
How to meditate
How to stop self-harming
How to recognize problem drinking
How to choose a therapist
How to deal with disappointment
How to cope with grief
How to raise your self-esteem
Relationship and Social Skills:
How to apologize
How to cope with a breakup
How to accept criticism
How to deal with bullying
How to argue in a healthy way
How to ask someone out
How to break up with someone
How to recognize an abusive relationship
How to rekindle a damaged friendship
How to speak in public
Job Hunting Skills:
How to tie a tie
How to write a resume
How to write a cover letter
How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)
How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)
How to properly shake hands
How to nail a job interview
Other Skills:
How to sew on a button
How to hammer a nail
How to change your oil
How to put gas in your car
How to jump-start a car
How to pick a good password
How to back up your files
How to write a cheque
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Me, starting grad school: Wow, this is gonna be awesome! I can't believe it, this is exactly what I want to do with my life!
The gremlin in my brain that likes to tear me down: Just wait until they figure out what a useless loser you. You probably won't make it. Who do you think you are, anyway?
My friends and family: That gremlin is a filthy liar and you rock and you totally belong there!
My health: *craps out*
My finances: *crap out*
My housing: *craps out*
Me: This is harder than I expected.
My cohort: You're doing really great, interesting work and I look forward to where you take it for your dissertation!
Me: Cool, thanks. I'm struggling, but I'm glad y'all like my work!
A professor: I understand that you've had a lot of difficulties this year, and you're not the first. I also know that you're having the exact difficulties that your letter of accommodations indicated you would have, which I am requested to accommodate. Still, you haven't met my rigid expectations, and you should consider that maybe you don't belong here.
The gremlin: See, what did I say? Called it. *high-fives self*
Me: Maybe I DON'T belong here.
My advisor: Whoa, hey, wait a second, she said WHAT now?! That is just not appropriate, I'm going to give her a piece of my mind!
Me: *is uncomfortable* Uh, okay. Thanks?
The gremlin: That's a fluke. There's still time for him to figure out you're a useless loser. He's gonna be so disappointed he went to bat for you when it turns out you can't hack it after all.
Me: ...crap.
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The United States government: The free flow of opinions and ideas in the press is a fundamental right upon which the government shall not infringe! [Near v. Minnesota, 1931]
The US government: “In the future days, which we seek to make secure, we look forward to a world founded upon four essential human freedoms. The first is freedom of speech and expression...The second is freedom of every person to worship G-d in his own way...The third is freedom from want...The fourth is freedom from fear.” [FDR’s January 1941 State of the Union]
Black newspapers: Discrimination in the military is unacceptable, and undermines the nation’s readiness for war. “We cannot march against enemy planes and tanks and challenge warships armed only with a whiskbroom and a grin!” [Afro-American, 13 Dec. 1941]
The US government: Hey, you need to tone down that subversive language, or there could be serious consequences.
Black newspapers: “What is tyranny in one imperium should not be a blessing in another...If segregation is the curse of Hitlerism then segregation is the curse of any nation that indulges in it.” [Chicago World, May 1942]
The US government: *threatens to revoke mail privileges for Black papers, and physically cuts “inflammatory” stories out of papers shipped abroad*
Black newspapers: Segregationists “are sabotaging the war effort...by seeking to create division and disunity at a time when closed ranks should be the order of the day.” [Atlanta Daily World, 5 Jul. 1942]
The US government: *seizes Black newspapers from soldier’s trunks and sends them to solitary confinement*
Black newspapers: “Forcibly preventing the sale of newspapers is about the most direct abridgement of the freedom of the press that can be imagined, short of shooting the editors or dynamiting the printing plant.” [Chicago Defender, 7 Aug 1943]
The US government: *sends FBI agents to harass Black editors in their offices daily and accuse them of sedition*
Black newspapers: *stare into the camera like they’re on an episode of the Office*
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Information from the following sources:
Carroll, Fred. Race News: Black Journalists and the Fight for Racial Justice in the Twentieth Century. Urbana: University of Illinois Press, 2017.
Washburn, Patrick S. The African American Newspaper: Voice of Freedom. Evanston: Northwestern University Press, 2006.
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This exact feeling.
Written Over 5000 words now and am still not finished. Send help.
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Writing these essays like
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Make a paper animal bookmark (Get the printables here)
In this pack you get the following animals: Badger, Hedgehog, Owl, Frog
As well as the template above you will need:
A4 paper
A colour printer
Scissors
Glue
More printables and paper craft ideas here
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