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deadpool 2 | cable’s entrance

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Okay; who here gets the reference??????

Also I promise to start drawing other things jesus cHRIST

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Wade : I'm not afraid to be alone with my thoughts.

Wade : My thoughts are awesome.

Wade :

Wade : "Golden Girls" on a cruise ship, pizza bagel restaurant, my father never loved me, I'm gonna die alone, oh boy, that happened fast.

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Wade : Colossus freaked out 'cause I told him I never drink water so now he's making me drink eight glasses a day. It's like, there's water in soda, there's water in coffee, there's little pools of water on pizza.

Cable : That's grease, Wade.

Wade : Well, it's wet isn't it?

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a man named after a wire

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I’ve been reading the Cable & Deadpool comics and this is my accurate summary.

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“So since you are... not as tall as you should be, maybe I could just call you Short Circuit”

- Wade to Cable at some point probably

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nathan Summers/Wade Wilson Characters: Nathan Summers, Wade Wilson Summary: Nate has the nicest eyes.

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Colossus the entire movie: Wade you trick bitch I’m trying to tell you I care about you a lot and I think you should do things in a safer manner

Wade the entire movie: Nice ass also I can’t understand anything you’re saying because my fight response has a permanent switch and I flipped it. If you’ll excuse me I’m going to go shoot myself out of a canon directly at juggernaut

Colossus:

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Me: The whole “Daddy” kink thing is weird

Cable: *breathes*

Me: 

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I was thinking about whole "what's it gonna be, handsome" thing and I came to conclusion that Nate is finding Wade attractive because of the future he came from. War, constant fighting. And Wade? He is covered in scars from head to toe, and what if that's what is conventionally attractive for future people? Like a testament of all the battles he has been through and survived.

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cablepool reading list

why is it so short. this doesn’t include anything by rob liefeld because fabian is wade’s real dad 

God Tier. Must Reads. 

Cable and Deadpool (2004): read this and understand all the jokes about bodysliding and tentacle vore and also fall in love with them deeply. also intercourse, pennsylvania, wade literally declaring his love like five times, and a bunch of alternate universe nates who are also in love with wade (spicy!) 

Split Second (2015): read this and understand why nate should grow a beard and also “hello mr. stiffy!” 

Still Juicy

Uncanny Avengers Volume 4: read this and become invested in the au where wade’s a firefighter and nate’s an eyepatched lawyer. also wade and rogue are friends and i’m crying all of a sudden I don’t know!

Deadpool vs X-Force: read this if you like really really edgy wade and also REALLY GOOD art that somehow makes rob liefeld’s character designs attractive? 

Deadpool (Duggan/Posehn, aka 2014 to current): read this to understand why deadpool is a complex character beyond like, chimichanga jokes and memes. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly is some of the best Deadpool ever written. also nate shows up a couple of times (like at Wade’s wedding :’>)

Deadpool (1997) #22 : read this to understand how nate and wade’s worldviews are fundamentally different yet complementary, and also to get emotional about these two fighting in a garbage dump 

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Russel: I know a bitch that sounds like an owl

Deadpool: who?

Russel:

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say what u want abt thanos but like… the bitch was motivated… like he got out of bed, looked into a mirror said to himself, ‘thanos, today you will get all the missing chaos emeralds and you will make it happen. no more ‘maybe’ or ‘perhaps’. its time to work and to make your dream come true. stay motivated and think positive words and the good will come to you. go get em, u big purple tiger’ and what do u know. he set a goal and accomplished it, this is what living without executive disorder must be like

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"Your name is really Cable?" - it earned him a scowl. Jackpot. - "No no no, let me guess, you're coming from the long line of electricians and your parents wanted to make sure you will take over family business one day?" - Silence.

Guess who is writing Cablepool fic