#deadpool 2 theory

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DEADPOOL THEORY!!

Okay so, I just had a thought, and I’m gonna need you guys to bare with me on this one

So you know X Men Wolverine Origins? The one with hot lumberjack Wolverine? Yeah that one, mcu poolverine at its origin. We know that in that universe, someone with a healing factor can be killed with an adamantium bullet (or lose their memories, idk) we see in Deadpool two and in Deadpool three that Deadpool 10005 uses Cable’s Time Machine to go back and kill Origins Wade (we also see tributes in a few comics as well) BUT it’s never confirmed that Deadpool 10005 (or Deadpool prime as we’ll call him :3) shot Origins Wade with an adamantium bullet. We see in Wolverine Origins that Wade gets the same healing factor as Logan. WHICH MEANS Origins Wade is still out there in the universe somewhere. I may just be connecting loose wires here, but if Origins Wade is still alive, where would he be in the mcu right now? (My guess is somewhere in the void lol) Or did Deadpool Prime actually shoot Origins Wade with an adamantium bullet? I’d like to know y’all’s opinions on this theory :D

Lazy Deadpool sona art:

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Blind Al tells Wade to "listen to the pain", that it "teaches us who we are". That's vacuous bullshit, so what's the point?

Humor is an expression of pain, as Cable tells us; inflicting pain is violence. For Deadpool, violence is sexual, it's "having fun". To joke together and insult each other is to proposition each other, asking to tango. To....fucking go.

Francis tells us that a sense of humor is the one thing that never survives torture. The (four) humors are what make up a healthy life: blood, phlegm, yellow and black bile. People only leave Camp Francis once they're dead: they've lost all their humors, or they're dead on the inside from being enslaved.

You must find the humour in life to transcend--move beyond--it: literally engage in black humor to change life from meaningless pain to a joke, allowing you to....maintain good humour.

To be in good humor is to keep healthy. To stay alive, to ward off death, one must maintain good humor.....one must become a slave to the bit.

If pain is history teacher and fortune teller, then the humor of it is both foreshadowing and indicative of the past; the humor, the joke, is that this is both past and present: timeless. Appropriate for time travel, no?

To listen to the pain is to take the jokes seriously. She's talking to us, the audience, telling us that the comedy in the movies isn't "just" comedy but a serious statement about the humours--the essential components--of life.

As Blind Al says, we can't live until we've had so much pain we die a little: life is empty unless we fill it with enough fun to ascend to a higher plane of living. Humor and love teach us who we are, not the cruelty of pain.

The collar+rings creating a trailing necklace--a leash up for grabs--on his suit is a serious as slavery bit of BDSM black humor.

If violence is sex, then what's actual sex, like the Calendar Girl sex montage in DP1?

Love and devotion.

But of course, that's gaaaaaaaaay, so they hid the truth behind a joke. You can't find the truth unless you take the joke seriously. You know the crack they weren't allowed to do on screen?

.....also known as blow?

Wade gives himself a blow job in DP2, but nobody gets any in DPW. But they literally told us that they're still doing it offscreen. "Building a snowman" aka begging to play with someone you love. Give them some love. It's a proposition, a proposal.

Humorous!

Mr. Grumpycat and very specific ways to sit.

Grumpycat is both melancholy and choleric. In the same scene, Wade is the woman whom I think is phlegmatic. Specific sitting for Logan is phlegmatic, and Wade starts melancholic/sanguine then becomes phlegmatic after Puppins arrives. I am guessing there's a reference for Logan's arms in the schwarma scene that corresponds to choleric, but I haven't found it. Logan and Wade are often shown as multiple humours at once.

But when violence is erotic, your humours get all mixed up. Grumpycat depicts both choleric and melancholy, which shouldn't be compatible.

Wade, Logan, Vanessa, and Cable all have mixed up....inappropriate...humours. The crass jokes aren't "just" jokes.

The "normal" humours dictate the health and temperament of the body:

Men are composed of blood and yellow bile; women are composed of melancholy and phlegm. Male and female belong together as perfect opposites, achieving a perfect balance of humours.

To remove a humor from oneself is to reduce that humor in your body. The practice of bloodletting was meant to reduce problems thought to be caused by "too much blood" such as fever. This practice is why Wade asks Logan if he's "calm now".

An ideal mix of humors gives you balance, an appropriate temperament: temperament itself comes from the verb meaning “to mix”. Humours need their opposites to balance them, matter to the antimatter, which is why mixing them is explosive and why they don’t play nicely together. Blood is the opposite of black bile; red and black. Phlegm is the opposite of yellow bile: yellow/blue.

Except it's not as straightforward as directly applying humour to the movie. (Ha. Haha.) There's the literal textual layer and there's the meta layer, because Wade isn't a normal humerous person but inverted. (He's queer.) Normal people dislike being subject to violence, have a temporary life, and permanent death; Wade gets off to violence, has eternal life and temporary death. He quite literally "came back wrong" when he became Marvel Jesus, apropos Jesus himself who is not a normal human. The meta is as queer as Wade.

To figure out how humor works for Wade, we gotta listen to the jokes. The humor tells us who we--the characters--really are. It's what's on the inside that counts, yeah?

Big blue rubber masturbatin shoes are crocks for self loving, for "taking oneself in hand", producing white jizz. Blue, like his suicide montage in DP2 wearing blue clothes, like the blue fuel barrels he blew himself up on while wearing his crocs. By that logic, though, Shiny Jesus Colossus would be Lady Gaga's giant disco stick. Instead, Colossus preaches self control and abstinence from violence.

When Wade wears his white suit, he's angry and serious up until he bleeds out, turning the suit red and turning on his happycreepy vibe.

If you put all the stuff like that together, you end up with two sets of color theory, one for the normies and one for the weirdo Wades of the world.

Wade's feelings and what he means literally change based on what he's wearing. "I like you" is not always "I like you", beyond just tone. Plastering him with a different color changes who he is. Getting blood on his white suit shifts him from indulging in violence to getting turned on by it. Pissing on his chair after Vanessa dies is to lose the love of his life, hence why he goes out in blue and tries to fix his blue balls to make himself feel better.

For Logan and Wade, who are backwards, bloodletting is to lose eroticism is to calm down. Except except....those bullets Wade pumped into him were gold. An orgasm enhanced by a little bit of marriage. His "are you calm now" was teasing, not what he actually meant. Wade's speech is also as queer as his insides, controlled by his humours: he was asking if Logan accepted his marriage proposal.

He really wanted Nicepool's gold guns because those are the tools of an orgasmic proposal, which he used to.....marry every version of himself.

But it's not quite that simple. They don't always say what they mean, but it's not as simple as "they are always lying". Marriage isn't as simple as hitting someone with a big black bat (that's a different post).

The humour of it is why Wade getting stabbed in the head makes him horny. Phlegm is associated with the brain; for Wade, that's love. Plus pain and violence makes orgasmic sex. He got off, and it's only polite to return the favor for your lover.

Wade "smells like shit" after becoming Deadpool because he's let go of all the pain and violence in his life, using the literal black humor of his death and the rampant cancer inside him to transsubstantiate it into a new life. He's both male and female because he's made of red and black, blood and melancholy, instead of the traditional male blood and cholera. Ditto Logan, cholera and phlegmatic, neither and both male and female.

Every single bit of Deadpool's humour is a serious matter of life and death. Especially gratuitous sprays of bloody gore, proof that everyone's had a good time as Deadpool helps them ascend to a better place.

Cable all in black really was there to....proposition him. Do you see the dark red shirt he's got on underneath all that? That's a deadly serious bit of humour. Who gets to make the first joke: who gets dibs to fuck with him first?

[literally-spiderman-irl]

"I don't speak Cantonese. But, I did take 8th grade Spanish so ¿Donde esta la biblioteca? Which literally translates to; 'I don't bargain, mother fucker-'" There's nothing better than the Deadpool movies.

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Throne deadpood 3 x Lokius

Listen you all.

Deadpool 3 or not but we have to watch a scene when Mobius receives Loki’s coordinates and witnesses a terrible, magnificent picture of how heavy, weighty branches bite God’s shoulders and arms until they bleed, and he himself, like a stone cast from gold, sleeps with his eyes closed.

Glorius and magnificent.

Mobius get upstairs and kneel while crying, pittying his God of Mischief, love, being desperate alone there.

Loki opens his eyes and asks for a proper hug.

Then after we can see his team on the stairs below. Mobius by his right hand, holding tight. OB on the left below, B-15 and recruited X-man member.

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

So with “Yellow Spandex Wolverine” showing up in Deadpool 3, the more I’m convinced that DP3 is going to be about Wade traveling the multiverse and ending up in the MCU. Maybe all the time traveling Wade did in DP2 fucked with his universe so much that he accidentally caused an incursion.

Two implications from that possibility:

1) The Fox X-Men universe would be wiped out due to Wade’s incursion (RIP)

2) Variants of the Fox X-Men characters could still show up due to the existence of “Yellow Spandex Wolverine”. So, it’s Marvel Studios using the Fox X-Men characters without actually using them.

[merp-blerp]

That’d be kinda fun!

a superhero lgbt icon?

https://x.com/sapphic_ts/status/1708861491791716457?s=46&t=OnZ0f24mD0XxPzNjM5Rv8Q

Her inviting some of the ‘cast’ and the director makes sense if true. I read filming should start soon so I guess we’ll see.

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marvel universe dashboard simulator: spideytorch ship war edition

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🤟 spideyparktorchtruther Follow

🕷️ spideyslut22468

god i'm so fucking tired of hearing about johnny fucking storm's love life. it's always spideytorch this, stormparker that, and now i have to deal with this new monstrosity of a ship? have we considered maybe leaving them alone? these are real ass people, why are you even shipping them anyways? go find some anime twinks to thirst over

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🧟 avgnwyrkr Follow

so anyways i still haven't stopped thinking about that one tiktok where the person saw spider-man chilling eating a hot dog one day and went up to him to ask him what he thought about peter parker and it was so obvious the person was trying to start some drama or whatever but instead spidey just apparently went on for like ten minutes about how awesome peter parker is and how good he is at photography and how smart he is and how they've been friends for like ten years

guys, what if we've been wrong all along? what if spidey really isn't in love with johnny? what if he's in love with peter instead?

😏 shutterbugsupremacy Follow

that's what i've been saying!! i mean guys? peter parker is LITERALLY the only photographer that spidey ever allows to get proper photos of him? he's been taking photos of spidey since he was in high school! he literally put out a photobook that was entirely pictures of spider-man.

🕷️ spideyslut22468

y'all are reaching so hard i'm surprised you haven't pulled a muscle. if parker was really in love with spidey would he have sold his pictures to a newspaper that does nothing but slander spider-man's good name? from what i've heard, jjj pays parker pretty well for his spider-man photos. he's not taking pictures of spidey out of love or anything, it's all just for money. same with the book. he's a sellout.

😏 shutterbugsupremacy Follow

hey man, we all gotta eat somehow, and spidey has said in the past that he doesn't care about parker working for the bugle. also, see above about the video where spidey talks about how awesome parker is. maybe you need to cool your jets, yeah?

🕷️ spideyslut22468

spider-man has been friends with johnny storm literally since the fantastic four came onto the superhero scene, obviously he's gonna play nice when asked about his best friend's long-term boyfriend regardless of how he actually feels about parker. y'all are just looking for signs where there aren't any.

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🥰 stormparkerownsmysoul

look, i know that we've all had our differences in the past, but let us not think about what sets us apart, but rather what brings us all together.

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❤️‍🔥 spideytorchendgame Follow

me talking to anyone that will listen about my theory that peter parker is just a beard for johnny storm to help keep his actual relationship with spider-man a secret

❤️‍🔥 spideytorchendgame Follow

like guys just hear me out okay? spider-man obviously wouldn't want his real identity to be well known to the public, and publicly dating johnny would put him at constant risk of being found out. so that's why they have johnny fake date peter parker! he's the perfect candidate! i mean, we all know he has ties to, like, a ridiculous number of superheroes. he's worked for both reed richards and tony stark, and people have snapped pics of him hanging out with captain america and deadpool. he's even been spotted with daredevil and daredevil hates everyone! so him dating johnny wouldn't really put him at any more danger of being targeted by villains than he was already in. and what's in it for peter? i mean, he gets to live in the baxter building (he probably has his own secret apartment and doesn't actually live with johnny) and probably gets a bunch of expensive gifts and stuff to compensate for all the shit he has to put up with for being johnny's partner.

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[resident-idiot-simp]

Inspired by this post by @damnright-lesbian

It all started because Logan mentioned having a partner as a one-off comment. People start asking him questions but he refused to share anything.

So naturally everyone had to start coming up with wild Crack-Pot theories and it ended up on he must be behind everything that's ever happened possibly ever.

Truly more of a concept than a person.

The reason the students hark on it so much is cuz they really don't know if they believe Logan has a partner.

Sure people flirt with him enough and he's definitely attractive, but can anyone really deal with him enough to make it official?

Logan in all honesty would rather them believe that he's making it up then for them to actually figure it out. Not because he's ashamed, no it's because he can't deal with their smugness when they actually get most of it right.

It becomes a running joke where anything bad happens anywhere everything's just

'Oh yeah that's Logan's boyfriend'

And it might be a joke to them but like it's accurate a scary amount of times and he doesn't want to tell them that.

@orcadork4ever:

Kid 1: Did you see that politician got exposed in a CSAM ring? Must’ve been Logan’s boyfriend.

Kid 2: Maybe, but I bet he was across town hitting Fisk’s supply warehouse.

Logan:

Logan, to himself: he did both

Me:

Logan is so proud too he'll watch the news and smile because his mate is amazing. People have picked up on this but do not know what to make of it

Of course the kids don't think it's actually Deadpool. Oh no no they think it's some other force even if it's technically Deadpool (a lot of times) doing these things. They don't care who does it they just care that it happens.

Even if there's a mild inconvenience in the mansion well that's Logan's boyfriend's fault.

Logan for his own sake It's just decided to go along with the joke. They can think whatever he really doesn't care.

Bets are made around the mansion in a half joking manor but what people fail to consider is Laura and others may have more insight then them.

So when the news shows a clip filmed by a random civilian of a weapon manufacturing facility takedown. Well people are stunned to see Logan side by side with Deadpool both covered in blood and laughing manically.

The camera followed them as they left the scene Logan shaking blood from his hands. Or he was until Deadpool grabbed him and pushed him into a wall. The students watched prepared to see Logan slice the man to ribbons.

Logan however allows it even fucking smiles delightedly as his back makes contact with the wall. In a smooth motion Deadpool lifts his mask and leans forward cupping Logan's jaw and bringing him into a kiss. Logan throws an arm around Wade's neck keeping him in place.

The video cuts a moment after Deadpool slots his thigh between Logan's legs. The students just stare in utter shock. Numbly in the background they recognize Laura's cackle as she and Nega starts asking for money to be coughed up.

When Logan is questioned the next time he just smirks.

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so the traitor thing

everyone has a theory and i feel like i've seen everyone's name thrown out at some point but i'm just throwing my two cents in the ring so that way someone can yell I TOLD YOU SO when we finally find out (hopefully me)

spoilers through ep 15

so the traitor thing was something touched early on and then not often since, getting sprinkled throughout just enough to remind us that while we need to get close to the ghouls, we still need to be suspicious

i wanna say eye roll but im so fucking locked in to trying to figure this out

anyways, despite the super sus vibes from the beginning, the first we really hear about the traitor is actually when taiga brings it up in episode 4

taiga's implying he knows who it is. he also knows a lot more than he's letting on, which i'll get into some other time, but this moment is also bookended by a couple moments of the most lucid taiga we've seen yet. in both episodes where taiga is featured, he's shown figuring out the anomalies before anyone else, and it wouldn't surprise me if he's known all along

another time we see the traitor mentioned is ed. he's such a weirdo i love him

what a freak <3

anyways he doesn't really give us any more info, just tells us that he knows. which also doesn't surprise me because apparently he can read the text boxes like he's deadpool or something.

but it continues to be sprinkled throughout the story, and we even get little hints that someone betrayed jin last year. so: who is it? 1. someone heavily involved with the ghouls and knows enough personal info that it's fucked them over (and potentially caused the clash, but that's a theory i'm still mulling over) 2. someone smooth talking and sly enough that they can get away with it

there's some obvious choices and some off the wall choices, but my basis is coming from a writing standpoint and is based mainly on themes....which is SO unfortunate, because he's one of my favs and if he's the traitor i'll cry

but i think it's haku

cue crying here

the instant a traitor was mentioned, my immediate gut instinct was haku--which in all honesty, that could be on purpose! they could have made him really obvious so we're looking away from who it actually is. but either way, my gut was screaming haku purely from the way he was introduced to us

a white knight swooping in to save us? promises our safety right away? tells us his main job is to clean up after the other ghouls because the teachers send him in?

i think it speaks for itself right there

not to mention if you pick him as the one you save right at the beginning, this is his intro:

suuuuussspiiiiiiiciiiiiooooouuuuuussssss

he's one of the ones that i believe has a plot relevant intro, and it's also because of this and his line in episode 15 that makes me think if he IS the traitor, then he doesn't really want to be. he's super flirty with mc as well, and while i think a lot of that is an act to get him to trust us, i think at least a little of it is genuine. this could just be because i'm a sucker for the classic trope of "i was supposed to hurt you but then i fell in love with you," but it is SO easy to see that with someone like haku.

unless he really is just duping us and i fell for it. but it's moments like this that make me think mc is slowly turning him back to the ghouls side

anyways, so we get into episode 15 where he talks a little more about his past. starting off in clementia makes sense i think. my guess is that it was a healing/holy house centered around sending spirits on and quieting the undead (more on defunct houses in a different post) so with his shrine fam, that fits. then he transferred to frostheim (well known family. again, makes sense.) and then ended up in hotarubi, another one that fits. the only suspicious part is him leaving frostheim last year and the timing of it. him and yuri would have left at the same time tohma was transferring in, presumably at the same time the clash was happening. he's got inside deets on three houses (one now gone) so that just adds to the ways he'd be able to wiggle in anywhere

not to mention in episode 15 he drops the line "make a deal with darkwick" several times. it almost feels like a callback to the classic haku traitor line

taiga voice "slimy motherfucker." anyways he says two or three times in episode 15 that he made a deal with darkwick. how often is he dealing with darkwick?

also, there was the break in at jabberwock. ren didn't say anything was taken, so i'm hesitant to say the traitor did this. this could have been any number of people just trying to get info on ren and what his stigma can do. ritsu said that he thought it was a professional, which makes me think it was a ghoul since they'd be able to make a quick getaway.

i've seen haku be associated with tanuki several times. tanuki are japanese "raccoon dogs" that are often depicted as tricksters in folklore, much the same way foxes are in western europe and coyotes are here in the states. while they're tricksters, they're not necessarily malevolent, and i feel like that fits with haku as well.

like i said earlier, i don't think haku necessarily wants to be the traitor. this whole story just feels...tense? i don't know if that's the right word, but it always feels like haku is waiting on something. the few conversations where the other ghouls seem a little suspicious (namely rui) and when he's talking to the teachers, it's always felt strained. so my two main guesses with haku are

1. he's being blackmailed into this. maybe he fucked something up and darkwick is covering it up for him as long as he feeds them info (was he at fault for yuri's medical mistake? is that why zenji died? does he feel guilty and that's why he's doing so much for a ghost now?)

2. he's the traitor willingly because something happened that made him distrust the other ghouls and side with the teachers, but mc is slowly making him realize the ghouls aren't all bad and deserve to be treated with respect. also, episode 15 has him admit he always takes the easy way out. saving his own hide would certaily be easiest.

i just realized i keep referencing the teachers all the way through this. i think the faculty are the antagonists of the story. they've felt slimy from the beginning and the more we talk the less i trust them. fight the power

i'm still not completely sold on haku, though. it can't be any of the first years because they weren't here for the betrayal last year. i don't think it's jin, tohma, or alan because they're all actively trying to solve it i think. zenji's dead, yuri seems like he was trying to run away from it and also actively avoids the other ghouls. i also don't think it's romeo because i think taiga would have done something crazy if it was. other traitors on my shortlist are: rui (can move in shadows, faculty could be holding a cure for his curse over his head), subaru (i think he could be guilted into it), and taiga himself (but he's not aware, only suspecting. memory suppression, constantly guessing who people are...it could be!!)

so that's my traitor theory! i'm sure i'll come up with more theories (hopefully in a more coherent manner) as more episodes come out.

send me who you think it is! ask and dms are always open

[ghostbsuter]

Ghostbsuter's Masterlist!

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Batclan and Catband

Selina is Danny's mom, recently got engaged to Bruce, and now they're meeting!

[ part 1 | part 2 | part 3 ]

The house of Nightingale & Constantine | #the house of Constantine and Nightingale have infinite beef

Batman called for help.

Now, with Phantom's help and Constantines, they might have a chance. If only he knew those two were rivals and enemies in terms of dark houses.

[ chapters: 1 | ] [ao3] (soon!)

[ snippets: part 1 | part 2 | part 3 ]

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Wonder MOM

Danny is a godling, born from the stars and son of Diana. Batman rescued him from abduction, and that's how the JL finds out about the son of WW.

[ part 1 ]

Twins, minus the Demon

Demon Twins Au, Damian and Danyal are the sons of the bat, demon and cat.

Implied and referenced past/current Bruce/Selina/Talia throuple.

[ part 1 ]

Magicians way

Danny is the son of Zatanna and John, member of the Young Just us and well... sometimes things don't go as planned.

[ part 1 | 1/4 ]

Team effort

Danny is a member of the Teen Titans!

[ part 1 | part 2 soon! ]

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Stand alones:

Birthday present (read the reblogs!) | (Martian appreciation)

High on fear (read the reblogs!) | (ghosts really like emotions)

Joker's Jr. or not? | (danny being the son of joker and harley)

He's Danny | (Joker's Jr. or not? continuation)

Titan missing! | (phantom is teen titans member and amity got kidnapped)

Wingman | (steph x sam)

Dog-napped | (cujo at it again ft. baby assassin)

One way to crush | (Dani crushing on Lian)

Speed running romance | (Dick x Jazz x Babs)

The Fries | (Nora going ghost)

Arson and consequences | (Roy!!)

Babysitting trouble | (baby yeti outside!)

Visitation | (Sam and young justice)

Syn eclipse | (being chased)

Elephant | (beast boy trolling)

Sibling rivalry | (just dan and danny things)

Team Bonding!!! | (JL + Danny get kidnapped)

Halloween skull | (supersons)

Young Justice Dark | (JLD + their own Jr.)

Actor au | (Team Phantom)

Human born | (Zatanna)

Death defying (not the ship) | (undying)

A massive Rabbit Hole | (Clark&Bruce&Elle)

Moon rejects | (Ghost explanation for the dumb)

Sir, please, that sweet sour sauce is NOT running away. | (Dick&Danny)

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Bats!!

Prompts and snippets of adventures Danny has with various Bats.

College student shaped stray | (dami befriends teen dad danny)

Mom!cass | (time shenanigans end with conspiracy theories)

Calico (read the reposts!) | (nighttime activities as family bonding)

Paranoia | (bonding activity between Duke and Danny)

Harsh truth | (the plans start the moment Ra's fell)

Meta-child | (dick centric)

Villain magnet | (just danny being danny)

Sweet revenge | (danny and bruce)

Diplomatic immunity | (danny in gotham)

Little Brother | (Danny is a drake)

Another Cain | (Danny Cain)

Buying your own mercenary! | (Danny in his deadpool arc)

Grayson's stray | (one police officer picks up a kid)

Robin manifestation!Danny | (child of gotham)

Governmental shit that is (read the reblogs!) | (dead tired)

1 (+3) new child | (scooby doo but its Danny-Johnny-Kitty-Ember and shadow)

Cell buddies | (Dami and Danny)

Its not a habit | (Tim and danny)

Keeping up with the waynes | (wes theories and denial)

Straying Twins | (demon twins)

Bat plans | (robin needs a new buddy)

Mantles | (cass prepares)

How to spot | (night shift bats)

Apologies | (timetravel is a great plot)

Play along! | (Agnes and Beatrice)

Spoiler alert! | (steph and danny)

Infiltration | (dick and danny)

Doubled | (talia and danny)

Strange animal | (damian)

Left and collected | (everlasting trio + baby tim)

Please leave | (he won't leave)

Annoyance at Patrol | (Red Hood shenanigans)

Catnapped | (Red Hood shenanigans ||)

Time anomaly | (Jason Todd and Danny)

Psychopomp! | (Danny doing his new Job)

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WONDER W

Prompts and snippets with the one and only! Wonder Woman!

Spiderman meme | (featuring Dani and Diana)

Demigods (read the reblogs!) | (fake it till u make it)

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SUPERS

Prompts and snippets with the local superfam

Metropolis | (hiding)

Twitter beef | (ft. Superman)

Super representative | (confused Clark kent)

New kid dropped | (they're so confused)

Fake it till u make it | (Jon dug his grave)

Civilian life | (danny is just trying to live)

School way | (Jon and Danny meet!)

Clone Club covers | (kon jumps in as elle)

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SPEEDSTERS!!!

Prompts and snippets of adventures Danny has with various Speedsters.

Bart & Danny | timetraveler & immortal (read the reposts!)

Bart & Danny | playdates

Barry & Danny | Found family via Villain

Bart/Danny | Crushing

Bart & Danny | displaced

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Godly shenanigans | #Billy and Danny are brothers in crime and losers in costumes

Prompts and snippets of Billy and Danny trying to survive in the world of adults.

JL's own trouble kids

Double the trouble

Pranksters in disguises

Grounded

Challenge

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Anything with Connie

Prompts and snippets of various ways of Danny interacting with John Constantine.

Troubled and Dad shaped

Imprisoned but not dead?

Breaking in

Hell adventures

Zones

Rush hour

He when (head wanted, not alive)

Haunted menace

Nail polish

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My reasonings under the cut

There's too many DC characters that can time travel and only the ones with speed force are actually (canonically) intertwined with time. (Time traveling characters include: Every character that has speed force, most of the Batfam, Booster Gold, most magic users, Chronos, Epoch, Querl Dox, the entire Justice League, and many more) It would be more weird for Clockwork to be upset with the FlashFam and no one else for time travel bs, than it would be for Clockwork to find them entertaining. Also, I think he would probably be waiting for the opportunity to be their cryptic spiritual enlightenment person.

No matter if they're the Justice League or his family or anyone else he decides to team up with, Batman enjoys carrying them. It's like his excuse to give people hugs. This doesn't apply to people he's been forced to team up with for the sake of the world or city (ex: Joker, Ra's, Booster Gold, Lex, Guy.)

Since Billy lives on the streets, he probably dumpster dives sometimes. Probably, he'd find some working pens, unfinished scrap books, unused/partially used notebooks, pencils, etc. Since becoming Cap, he's probably gotten a few gifts from his fans and once in a while a small child will just hand him whatever they have on them (normally a rock or something small like an eraser).

Hal's a pilot. Former air force. While the air force does accept people who are taller/shorter than the preferred height range, I do like the idea of Hal being 5'6 while the next shortest are Bruce and Barry who are both 6'.

Mad Mod hates kids. Dani would probably hate him based on his entire anti-kids ideology, his "I'm-better-than-you" attitude, and all-round fruitloop-y-ness (that honestly reminds me of Vlad)

I think he'd vibe really well with songs like "Primadona" and "Oh No". Songs like "I Am Not a Robot", "Simplify", and "To Be Human" would probably strike a cord with him. The way some of her songs so blatantly deal with suicide, war, and other topics that are usually tiptoed around would be something he'd respect her for. And the fact that the hard topics are sung about in typical pop high-spirit songs seems right up DP alley.

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I really think we're seeing a very clear path laid out for how Deadpool is going to be integrated into the MCU via Deadpool and Wolverine, and here's why.

If you subscribe to the theory that Peter Parker is the anchor being, then it's important to recognize that Peter is completely adrift, without family, friends, or guidance, trying to survive as a teenage renter in NYC. He's going to be isolated and struggling right as Doom, who's likely to be a Tony Stark variant, enters the scene. The emotional conflict writes itself.

I could see the TVA setting Wade and Logan in Spider-Man's path. Bizarrely enough, Wade would likely have a somewhat positive impact on Peter, because Deadpool, unlike any other adult character in the MCU, respects the absolute fuck out of Spider-Man. This would be something Peter really needs to hear at a time when he thinks his moral code took away everyone he loved.

Logan, he's more of a wildcard for me, but he's likely the key to getting mutants into the sacred timeline. I have this tinfoil hat theory introducing Logan and Spider-Man might be important, because Spider-Man might end up coming to him later on down the road if he starts mutating, which could compel Wade to get him into the timeline with mutants for help from Professor X. Also, I don't think the writers would want to miss a chance to introduce Logan to another character whose mouth runs as much as Wade. Comedy gold.

If Loki wanted to merge the timelines, an anchor being, a mutant, and a man who was enlightened with such knowledges of his universe it drove him to homicidal dimension hopping madness would definitely be one way of doing it. The ingredients are there, but R-Rated properties are uncharted territory in the MCU. If Disney was doing well right now, I wouldn't even consider this a possibility, but they're getting desperate, and that motivates change.

Guess we'll see. All I know is I am not paying top dollar to go see a PG-13 movie at almost 40 years old. The Ren Fair runs 2 months in my state every summer. You want me in a movie theatre instead, then I demand sin.

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I really hate my brain.. It's 1 am and I gotta be up by 4:30am..but this are the current thoughts that I have just when I'm about to sleep.. :

1. Talia al Ghul twin sister but she's the opposite of her sister

2. neglect invincible sister.. Where is is normal but something happen that I can't think of yet that made the other like/love/obsessed of her

3. SCP scientist reader getting transported to another universe

4. Reader with a super power of luck (inspo from Deadpool 2? I think it was the second movie.. I don't remember)

5. Dazai reader? I don't know what to do with a dazai reader yet..

6. Danny phantom reader..

Okay.. I'll stop for real now.. My head is seriously killing me

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Am I answering more and more asks to avoid writing the next ch of TSTN?... Yes. (I'll go back on it soon-ish- just need a refresher)

I'll take the Talia al Ghul twin sister, AND throw in the Luck Manipulation meta gene Domino has.

So, the "lucky" powers Domino has is actually luck manipulation, meaning she can bring bad luck just as easily as she can bring good luck-

Now- I always found the "Actually- Ra's loves his kids and grandkids"" headcanon funny- because we definitely see a bit of it in "Murder in the family" or the second one about it(can't quite remember) where he is like "I didn't wish for your son to die, wouldn't wish that on anyone" so I'm taking that and turning it to a 100 making Ra's an official girl dad.

I'm starting this during the era when Ra's was mortal, before he lost his wife, pure headcanon, refusing to acknowledge The Dark Knight Rises-

My initial idea was honestly angst- but fluff felt better-

At first, your mother and father don't notice it, taking everything as a coincidence. When you were younger, maybe nothing happened, but during your toddler to kid years, they sure started noticing stuff-

You wanted the mangy cat that honestly kinda scared your mama?? "Maybe when pigs fly, beloved," were Ra's joking words. Cue chaos as two pigs are launched through the air. Talia immediately backs you on the two "flying" pigs.

You got the mangy cat.

Talia looked for too long at a cookie? The baker made too many in the wrong shade and couldn't simply scrape the icing off, and by tomorrow, they won't be good anymore, so he just gives them out for free as he mutters about wasting ingredients.

Your mother broke her shoe? A new shoeshmith comes out of a build offering free repairs to gain some popularity right after your mom complained that they were her favorite pair.

Baba Ra's sad that he can't find the relic of a tome he keeps searching for? The next day, it slams onto his toes and stops his whining.

I think Talia is the first to notice that it's because of you good things keep happening, so she tests her theory. She stops in front of a pomegranate tree, standing five meters tall, points at it, and in a sad tone says she'd love to get one, but it's just too high. She watches as your eyes follow her finger, watches as you pout as you realize that not even an adult would reach it, and she smiles as she hears all the fruits fall to the ground. She keeps at it for a while, until she is sure of her theory, and soon decides you are their lucky charm. The best lucky charm she could have in her life, and she tells you as such.

Soon enough, the luck seems to run out, to you at least. The middle of World War II, your father got busy with his work in that room nobody but him was allowed in, your mother grew more and more worried about Qayin, and then, one dreadful night, little Talia came running to Ra's, who was soothing you because you woke up puking, crying about your nightmare.

A nightmare only confirmed reality by Talia. That's when Ra's found out about your powers. In his mind, everything settles into place, every lucky thing he brushed off as a happy coincidence, every story your mother had about good things happening in the weirdest ways.

He didn't blame you, and neither did Tali, but you did. And it took a while to get rid of the irrational guilt, but the constant reassurance of Talia, who knew there was no way you could have influenced that without being there- she knows because she tested the long-distance luck too, she was thorough- helped. And soon finding out that the man died painfully from a freak accident, did wonders.

Ra's didn't want his girls to mingle with the League of Assassins, but after that night, he insisted on them training to at least know how to protect themselves, and while Talia seemed eager to know more and more, you didn't much care for the League.

Now, Talia didn't want to be the heir, not for a long while, she wanted to be a doctor, and Ra's was happy to hear that her daughter was pursuing something besides his dirty work. And when she left, you decided to do something far closer to home, mostly scared to leave your baba's side. Not like the old man was complaining, he still had his girls in his life, he still had you close.

The more Talia found out about Bruce, the more she thought he'd be a good protector and husband for you. She liked him, really, she did, but you always came first in her mind, it was you who she thought of when Bruce got her flowers, unknowingly, your favorites, when he stumbled over his words, she thought of how cute you'd find him.

So she plotted. She wasn't yet in love with him, she liked the idea of him, sure, but she wanted to see how he'd react to you.

Talia couldn't stop the smirk and mischief in her eyes from appearing as Bruce's breath hitched as he saw you, as he stuttered- almost calling himself by another name-, as his face got red as a tomato as you giggled at him.

Bruce was hooked, line, and sinker- and a bit guilty as he went from flirting with Talia to stumbling over the simplest words when it came to you. He felt embarrassed, honestly. He could make the biggest business deals at 14, but he could barely look at you without feeling his cheeks heat up.

As Bruce jumped at the opportunity to train under the League, just to keep close to you, Ra's glared at Talia, knowing what his daughter had cursed him with- a fool in love.

Bruce, with a threat from Talia to treat you right, and a letter to the school saying he dropped out, he found himself being led to his new room. He shook as you turned and looked at him, words catching in his throat. You were a problem. But he would love to be in your life.

It didn't take long for Bruce to find the truth about Ra's work, and he wasn't happy, but he didn't have it in him to leave- not without you.

When it came to you, he was stupid. Tripping over his feet, choking on air, almost being hit because his eyes caught yours- but somehow- with shaking hands and a shakier bouquet, he found it in him to ask you on a date.

As soon as your door closed, he dropped to his knees, crumpling like a folding chair, sighing in relief, and his hand stuck to his cheek where you kissed him. If Harvey were to see him, he wouldn't be able to live it down.

All the courage and poise he had as Batman, as Brucie Wayne, went out the window when it came to you- he was afraid, he realized. Afraid of being too cool as Batman, too much as Brucie, afraid of not being the right one for you. He didn't know what to do, so he froze, he stuttered, he fell in love deeper and harder like he was a puppy and not a man.

The more he hung out with you, the more at ease he became, and while he put on his Brucie persona with Talia, he was himself with you. Slowly learning to be just Bruce, no need for the cowl.

Ra's hated it- he thought once or twice of just throwing him into the pit, but at the end of the day, he also liked Bruce. Determined and clearly in love with you, and when the little bastard came to him and Talia to ask permission for his hand, Ra's growled a hateful yes between his teeth, while Talia laughed like she hadn't laughed in a long while.

Bruce was confused at the contradicting emotions- but he took the yes and ran.

Ra's didn't cry at the wedding, and he'll kill anyone who says otherwise.

He did bawl as he held Damian, and everyone saw it, though.

Some meme's I couldn't resist thinking of:

Bruce, Alfred, Ra's, Dick, Jason when holding Dami for the first time:

Tim when asked if he wants to hold the baby who just opened his eyes and the first thing he did was glare at him:

Cass with toddler Dami:

[nkatr84]

Deadpool and Wolverine Theory Time!🥰🥰🥰

So because James Logan Howlett will not leave my brain because of…(coughs)…reasons…

I have a theory that the Logan we (and Deadpool) fell in love with in Deadpool and Wolverine is a Logan we have met before. Remember this scene in the end credits of Deadpool 2?

And then Wade shoots his variant and tells a confused Logan about him wanting to hang up the claws but to get back in the saddle when his old buddy Wade comes back? My theory is that this Logan

Is this Logan

My theory is that when Wade killed his Wolverine Origins variant, he probably killed Stryker too giving Logan time to escape with the kids and meet Charles Xavier. Meaning Stryker never shot Logan to make him lose his memory and that’s why the Logan we meet in Deadpool and Wolverine knows he’s two hundred years old. And since the TVA doesn’t prune branched timelines anymore, these branched timelines still exist and when Wade finds Logan at the bar, it’s the same Logan he talked to, just later in his timeline. Now I just need to figure out how the Logan timeline still works because I know Logan is five years later than Deadpool and Wolverine but it’s kind of messed up to think that in five years in the 10005 universe the X Men are going to die but would Wade and the Logan we saw in Deadpool and Wolverine let that happen? Is that going to cause the incursion to bring the X Men in the MCU?

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★☆about me☆★

a little bit about me, because why not <3

DISCLAIMER: if you know me IRL…. get outta here (unless ur matthew or ashton)

the name is charlie. pronouns are any i guess. i am genderfluid and bisexual. scenemo? a wee bit goth? I AM A MINOR.

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leo sun, leo moon, taurus rising. august 19th. spiritual and pagan, respect all religions.

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some of my amazing mutuals: @hoe4kai @hearts4golbach @sparky4577 @bornandraisediniowa @teapartyprincess4two

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music ~ HER’s, radiohead, weezer, the smiths, the smashing pumpkins, DOGBRETH, nuclear tourism, meth wax, tv girl, sex drive culdesac, frank ocean, childish gambino, kendrick lamar, the beatles, sufjan stevens, mitski, panic! at the disco, pierce the veil (seen live!), blink-182 (seen live!), highschool, the cure, my chemical romance, sleeping with sirens, pigeon pit, peach pit, slipknot, korn, system of a down, strawberry alarm clock, michael cera, we the kings, fleetwood mac, avenged sevenfold, anti-flag, teen idles, chief keef, chase atlantic, michael jackson, billy joel, tears for fears, millionares, siouxsie and the banshees, molchat doma, she wants revenge, bauhaus, tokio hotel, and more tbh

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movies ~ call me by your name, dead poets society, la la land, mean girls, princess and the frog, adult world, megamind, the lorax, the perks of being a wallflower, paper towns, TASM, ITSV/ATSV, deadpool 1&2, coraline, paranorman, hocus pocus, beetlejuice, boxtrolls, kubo and the two strings, the red turtle, scream, then came you (2018), senseless, SLC punk, tangled, my little pony equestria girls/rainbow rocks/friendship games/legend of everfree, big time movie, ferris bueler’s day off, heathers, bill and ted’s excellent adventure, say anything, the proposal

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tv shows ~ american horror story, community, how i met your mother, big bang theory, school spirits, new girl, rick and morty, brooklyn 99, modern family, AHS. (but i already mentioned that), adventure time, sugar rush (can’t lie it slaps), schitts creek, bojack horseman

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books ~ the perks of being a wallflower, the bell jar, paper towns, the obsession, want to go private?, girl stolen, gone girl, call me by your name, to kill a mockingbird, the tempest, catcher in the rye, around the world in 80 days, percy jackson series

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youtubers ~ danny gonzalez, drew gooden, kurtis conner, dylan is in trouble, the sturniolo triplets, filmcooper, sam and colby, jake webber, johnnie guilbert, bobbybroccoli, larray, quen blackwell, carrington

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people i will write about ~ evan peters (and his characters), sam golbach, colby brock, carrington bornstein, jake webber, johnnie guilbert, tyler/hansumfella, milo manheim (and his characters), percy jackson (book/logan lerman version), charlie kelmeckis, matt/chris sturniolo, nick sturniolo (strictly platonic), tara yummy, and others if they come up

❝ rules and boundaries ❞

¡ rules and boundaries for my writing and recommendations !

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any creators that have specified boundaries about fanfiction will not be included, and please inform me if they have specified and i’ve written about them, and it will be taken down immediately.

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do not repost my work onto other websites, such as wattpad or ao3. do not “take inspiration” from my work without permission and without tagging me, it is all original unless stated otherwise (permitted inspiration or request will always be tagged). if you want to translate my work, ask for permission first and keep it on tumblr, and credit.

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im not comfortable writing mlm, or trans!fem reader, as an afab person i don’t think i can get the proper perspective and it doesn’t feel like my place to write that. gn!reader and fem!reader are always the table, however

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if a character is underage, i will not write anything but platonic/sibling type fics. the ONLY exception from this rule is tate langdon, considering the murky ghost/age rules.

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I AM A MINOR. i don’t mind adults interacting, but please please do not be creepy.

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i will add onto this if anything comes up and i hope you enjoy my future work :)

love always,

charlie.