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Just opened my fridge to see Simon the chipmunk. Tis’ a lovely 7:43 pm morning.
#that moment when you just want a snack but instead see simon the chipmuck staring back at you#alvin and the chipmunks#i just want snack :(#hear me out cake
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I’m convinced people who eat jalapeños willingly are mas0ch1sts and I will die on that hill. Literally, try to name one person who eats them that aint a little freak. You can’t, I know.
#using freak as a term for an unusual (and maybe sometimes offputting) little guy#terms of endearment#idk what endearment means actually now that i think of it#jalepeño#mas0chist#i will die on this hill#i will die on that hill#i will die on all the hills
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“Hear me out this,” “hear me out that,” no. Hear me out the king triton animatronic at disneyland.
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Y’all ever so down you start looking up pictures of your favourite color
#its purple#i think idk#had this happen to me like five times already#maybe its cause i need more dopamine or stimulation or smth
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Born to be a passenger princess, forced to be the designated driver
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#something i thought of while listening to the smiths#this reminds me of my sister and i#the smiths#spotify#im doing my history hw and it sucks :(#i have a test tomorrow
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Ok I have something stupid to say.
Imagine the Riddler does something stupid or wack or whatever, right.
and one of the batkids says “what the nygma”
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that is all goodnight folks
#like what the sigma but its what the nygma because riddlers last name is nygma#im so sorry yall had to read this#or like imagine someone doesnt get it right away and says whats nygma and whichever batkid said it just says nygma balls#like ligma but its nygma#batman#batfam#batkids#dcu#dc universe
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