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this cat said gay rights and fuck trump i heard her say it

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My main squeezes

I suffer from chronic headaches, majority of which don’t go away with ibuprofen, acetaminophen, or even naproxen. And they can get so unbearable that I need total darkness and silence (which can be really difficult mid-day and living with a partially deaf woman that watches a lot of tv)

So if you have this problem, hear me out. Buy some good blackout curtains for your bedroom (like GOOD curtains. They have to block out every bit of light) and get those damn led lights everyone had in 2020. Not the string lights but the ones that change colour.

As soon as you block out every inch of natural light, put on green LED lights and sit in the room for a while. It’s weird I know, but it works. My dad tried it last night and he said it helped a lot

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IM COMING OUT OF TUMBLR HIBERNATION TO SCREAM BEACSYE OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>> the perfect court the foxhole court the raven king the king's men the sunshine court the golden raven the broken cage >>> the queen's game

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unfortunately Jean and Jeremy’s POVs have proved that the world does not in fact revolve around Andrew Minyard

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On today’s episode of Why The Fuck Was I Given Free Will During Class,

I present to you, my friends, Epic: The Addiction Saga

This is what happens when I’m bored and I want to make an actual comic because I think that’d be fucking hilarious

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So

My dad just asked if I was dating my girlfriend?

I’m shaking and crying a bit because I’m happy to finally tell him.

Does this feeling in my gut and shakes go away? Because this feels fucking insane

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Guys.

I was showing my girlfriend my notes on The Raven King and as she asked how many lines of *The Riko Roast* I know.

I can quote the first part, before Kevin tries stopping Neil.

Literally word for word

She still loves me miraculously

*Edit: My fucking dumbass just realized I forgot to mention that I was talking about The Riko Roast. In my defence I had only slept seven hours in two days when originally posting this

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the suffering never ends

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you're allowed to be proud of things that others would consider small you're allowed to be proud of eating food you're allowed to be proud of drinking water you're allowed to be proud of brushing your teeth you're allowed to be proud of washing your hair you're allowed to be proud of going outside you're allowed to be proud of having a conversation you're allowed to be proud of getting out of bed you're allowed to be proud of just surviving this long you're allowed to be proud of things that others would consider small

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I’m back on my bullshit.

My kindle died for like a week but it’s good now so I’m plowing through The Golden Raven. At school yesterday I got to the scene where Jean kisses Jeremy’s cheek and fucking lost my mind.

My poor girlfriend had to listen to me freak out and we also have a five hour train ride ahead of us in the next couple of days.

She’s going to be so sick and tired of me

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Jeremy: it really was such a stroke of good luck that Neil was visiting when he was because it gave Jean a great alibi for Grayson’s death!! :)

Kevin:

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Bitches. Bros. And non binary hoes.

I would like to bring up a popular topic.

HOW THE FUCK ARE VIKTOR AND YURI NOT TOGETHER????

THIS IS LITERALLY THE GAYEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN. GAYER THAN SK8 THE INFINITY.

I knew what I was getting into but holy shit.

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I think my most embarrassing moment, as a lesbian woman, is when I watched The Prom with my mom.

And you may be thinking, that’s not embarrassing.

I didn’t even know I was gay at that point and told her I really wanted to watch it with her. She kept expecting something from me and I had nothing.

Four years later and I’m laughing at this now

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Y’all I cannot have yet another favourite character named Niko.

But by the gods it’s a pattern

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One of my best friends and I were on FaceTime and we ended up talking about the day my girlfriend and I finally admitted to our feelings for one another.

She showed me a few of the messages that they sent to one another about it and let me tell you. I’m usually not one to show affection or anything like that, but I was visibly losing my mind.

I wanted to be with my gf for over a year, and she felt the same the whole time. And now we get to joke that our relationship is the definition of a lesbian stereotype

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Me before work: Everything’s fine. This shift won’t be that bad. It’s going to go well.

Me at the end looking like I just fought a raccoon in the middle of a dumpster fire after being yelled at by misogynistic old white men about weed wacker parts and pesticides: Well, that didn’t go like I wanted it to