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I've never really understood the whole "you've litterly been inside me" joke... Like, so what?? I've been inside of the deepest parts of your mom and me and her aint got nothing special.

[bpandj]

Can people STOP telling me to take commissions for furry porn. PLEASE??

[bpandj]

Can we fucking, publicly exicute @dannythecheeto please?

[bpandj]

I fucking hate you @dannythecheeto

[bpandj]

Peenar

[bpandj]

Ive been reading 'A VVery Hungry Catapillar" a lot as of late and what the fuck is wrong with that stupid worm??

It's born and the first thing it does is begin eating every thing in sight! On top of that it casually ate through a lollipop like it isn't one of the hardest things for a human to bite through??

If he didn't get a stomach ache that prick would probably end up eating through wood.

Also on top of that this little shit got fat in only a week. This little thing grows too fast. We were lucky the fucker got sick and decided it wanted to be a butterfly before it had the chance to grow TOO big

At that rate it would be eating cars and houses within a couple months of existence smh

I also really liked the books artstyle I guess

[bpandj]

Oh to be a rat.. Playing in chalk

Getting all dirty with the chalk... drawing a lil photo

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How many times do we need to tell you? He is just a rat. No magic played a single part in this. No special or specific force. He just a rat. You shouldn't need to justify why he's a rat. That's just plain rude.

[bpandj]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate @dannythecheeto since I began to live. There are 206 bones in interlocking array, layered deep within the framework of my body. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of every singlular fiber of my being it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for @dannythecheeto at this micro-instant. For him. Hate. Hate.

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It's always how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood and never HOW much wood would... a woodchuck... chuck...

Oh. I guess it is. My bad.

[bpandj]

This fucking cat hears colour.

[bpandj]

Man fuck this @dannythecheeto guy. He's a fucking loser. <3

[bpandj]

It was probably a joke when someone made this but I'm a stinky who got spiteful over it.

[bpandj]

Large strawberr!! (Average strawber for scale!)

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What I hope to happen

Vent art :(

For context my friend @kris-cant-spell didn't wanna stick his dick in my ass

The art is of my oc transforming anime girl style into the character he thinks is hottest. (Jack in the box)

[bpandj]

Vent art :(

For context my friend @kris-cant-spell didn't wanna stick his dick in my ass

The art is of my oc transforming anime girl style into the character he thinks is hottest. (Jack in the box)

[bpandj]

Learn to icesk8 loser :3

ate shit the other day and i have to use a cane yeah?

so far i have gone up 6 flights of stairs ive gone down 3 and need to go down one more later

and i cant use the elevators cuz i need a doctors note

i cant bend mt knee or ankle what the fuck