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You know what i still hate heimerdinger

You can't maje me like the rattiest rat to ever rat

I hate how fucking nic4 they made him this season like WHERE is his unconscious classism or his fucking cowardice like why is he just some granda like whatttt

Make heimerdinger unlikable I was glad when he burst like a balloon I laughed when it happened the first time

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I love jayce

I mean who doesn't its just by God does he make bad decisions

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I hate heimerdinger

Idc abt jayce hate or caitlyn hate. We are losing focus of the true enemy

THIS RAT FACE BASTARD

I hate everything about him

The way he walks, the way he's so fuckuing incompetent, the way he's just casually classist, the way he's so oblivious to the world around him, the way he goes on and on about being a scientist and then does jackshit, the way he starts mourning viktor before he's even dead, the way he slurped that fucking tea made me violent, the way a like 17 year old had to teach him that poor people deserve to feel happy too, the way he allowed zaun to get like that in the first place, the way he's like 300 and acts like a literal child, his dumb ahh mustache, he looks like one of those old trolls dolls, his eyes creep me out, hus ears too, the way he's literally the worst character INCLUDING Marcus and fin and hoskel

GOD I HATE HIM

I hate the fact I'm supposed to feel bad for him when something goes wrong because of his FUCKING INCOMPETENCE. Like omg you didn't do your job properly for like 200 years and you get kicked out that is sooooooo sad

Ekko is the only good thing about seeing him

Pretty sure he just got rid of his poro like where tf did it go??

I want to kick him, hard

Watch him go flying

Hope he suffers with the weird orb hextech thingy

Not ekko tho

Ekko is great

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Am I the only one worried for act III??

Like they have SO much to get through in just 3 episodes and with the way the other two acts have gone (leaving certain characters for just one big segment in one episode instead of spreading their scenes out) makes me kinda worried

Like how are we going to get through all the stuff with viktor and jayce, get mel back, find ekko and the rat, caitvi, vi becoming an enforcer proper, jinxs everything AND noxus in just THREE episodes

Maybe they'll be longer??? I kinda doubt that tho

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WHERE is ekko???

Why did the caveman show up instead of him

Where has that little RAT scampered off to

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STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JAYCE TALIS GOD DAMN FOOL HEXTECH COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT, WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JAYCE TALLIS

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JAYCE TALIS I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE DO SO MANY FUCKED UP THINGS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jayce talis waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jayce talis speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

he better have some fucked upstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of fucked up technology and wanted the irl version ill go ham

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I CAN NOT BELIEVE I TRUSTED JAYCE. JAYCE I WANTED TO BELIEVE IN YOU

What the actual fuck

Viktor was the most content hes ever been, the healthiest he's even been and you SHOOT HIM IN THE FYCKING CHEST

How. HOW does jinx have better impulse control than jayce this season????

I cant wait a week

I can't do this

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viktor arcane has to be one of the characters ever.

he's gay. he's terminally ill. he's suicidal. he's from league of legends. he's in a toxic relationship with an orb. he also might be the orb(???). he bullshitted his way into the academy by pretending he went there. he rizzed up a guy so he wouldn't kill himself. he then tried to impress said guy by breaking into his boss's lab. then when he got caught he tried to play it off by saying he thought this big intimidating door was his bedroom door and he was just trying to sneak a guy in there. he nearly died because hetero sex was happening like a mile away. kinda. he took illegal drugs. he's also the apprentice of the guy who's making the illegal drugs and never mentions it. he's inspired off of the tale of frankenstein's monster. he got shot by a missle and fucking died. when he came back to life he immediately broke up his messy gay situationship and became jesus fucking christ.

truly one of the characters of all time

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Hope heimerdinger suffers with whatever magic orb bs is going on

I hope he feels all the physical emotional and spiritual pain the rest of the cast is feeling rn

He's too happy

I hate him

Wish he was dead instead of sky/vander/benzo/silco/cassandra/and literally everyone else who died

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JAYVIK POSTERSS

Ok first wtf happened???

Like viktor looks miserable and the jayce is a fucking caveman

The fact that their colours are completely completely kills mee

With the one eye too

Mel poster soon PLEASEEE riot

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Viktor just went from being some guy to my all time favourite Arcane character. Funniest possible direction they could’ve gone with him. Every fuck in his mind body soul was spent and gone when he emerged from that goop. Woke up purple from a near death experience and immediately dumped his situationship, quit his job, fucked off to the undercity wearing nothing but a blanket and then became the second coming of Christ on accident. King of protecting his peace. Imagine being that guy who tried to shank him. Some Czech twink with dick and balls hanging out starts glowing and then magically cleanses the poison from your body. I’d be on my knees worshipping him too man what a fucked up situation. Someone please get him some trousers

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Do you think jayce kinda recognises ekko from benzos??

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dear jayvik enjoyers: that was not a divorce, jayce got DUMPED

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No but Jayce must have been so confused. Like imagine you almost get exploded by a terrorist attack and your partner almost dies so to save him you, a) discover that he has a purple leg because he let your decade long science project drink his blood or whatever and then b) use his notes to do more illegal and immoral magic-science to encase him in a goop chamber so your decade long science project can rebuild his body.

Then you sleep next to his goop-cocoon for who knows how long before suddenly he's crawling out of the goop naked as the day he was born and purple from head to toe, then when you're all like "I finally understand now" (crazy btw) "let's do science together for the rest of our days <3" he suddenly and without warning tells you he wants a divorce and then nopes out of not only your office but the country -- still purple and naked as the day he was born btw

Like. What do you even do with that?

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not Viktor becoming some kind of jesus of Zaun after a breakup with his boyfriend 🙏🏻

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"you can't like caitlyn after that!" i'll support a lesbian through anything idgaf