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Sketchy Sunday! Also I gonna be participating in inktober this October with my own spin on it. More on that later.

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Hey small alert!

My commissions as of now are closed!

Sorry for anyone that was planning on requesting a commission.

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It’s commission time baby!

My prices and payment options are listed in my add above. Along with what I will and refuse to draw for clients.

All prices are the same for a bust and full body sketch, line, coloring, and shading.

Also, I will exercise my right to refuse service should I feel that your commission goes against what I feel uncomfortable with in ad above.

Lastly, my commissions can take as little as two weeks to up to a month depending on the demand of my services.

To contact me about a commission message me here on Tumblr.

@skippiefritz thank you for allowing me to use your Merman Walter concept for my commission posting. Consider following them on their tumblr.

I hope to here from y’all soon.

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Me: You know I think I’d like to draw Claude Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dome’. I’ll go to Pinterest for reference photos.

*goes to Pinterest for references photos*

Me: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH PORN ?!?!?!

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I was told by my parents if I ever feel anxious, angry, or depressed just go on a walk….I’ve been walking for twelve days I just want to go home 🥲🫠

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I’m loving these revisiting old art

so i ve been in the mood to redraw.....or more like remaking my old fanart from 2013, which bugs was in black rock shooter outfit below

from this

to this

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Old comic I made for twitter when I was going through a Bob Velsen simp phase. WTF was wrong with me 🤦

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Book Review of Dorthy Must Die:

If you haven’t gotten a chance to read the book ‘Dorthy must Die’ I recommend it. Now the following review will not be spoiler territory, but it will be a broad overview of the book.

The story starts with Amy Gumm a stereotypical teenager from Kansas who is convinced that she’s living on the verge of Hell. She’s always being bullied and her mother is a pill addict as well as a alcoholic. One day as Amy is left home alone a tornado blows through her trailer hood and her home is picked up by it. When the trailer lands it sends her to the Magical land of Oz. Though things aren’t what they used to be.

The Land of Oz has been turned into a wast land of what was once magic. Who is to blame in it all, Dorthy Gale. She and Glinda the good witch both have drained Oz of its magic to where they can use it for themselves. Dorthys friends are also not as they used to be. The Scarecrow is preforming dastardly experiments of the citizens of Oz. The Tin Woodsman has become a cold and ruthless officer of the law of Oz. The Lions appetite is grow to be the cause of many dismemberment’s and deaths.

Where does Amy go from here? Will she go home if she even wants to? How will she defend herself?

If y’all want a more thorough review for the whole book, chapter by chapter please let me know.

My overall thoughts on this book were relatively positive. For you to be able to appreciate this book then you need to forget the setting and faces from the movie. Yes the characters are sick and twisted but, that is the point of it. This book was meant to destroy the innocence of the story and replace it with a grim gritty setting. If your not a fan of dark twist on fairy tales then please don’t read this book. I also don’t recommend the book if your someone who despises the idea of unethical experimentation. As well as if you hate reading about bodily harm.

In conclusion, this book was ok in my opinion. I could have done without some of the details given in certain situations. Although, this book has a rating for young adults and up. If your a parent who has a kid under the age of 13 who wants to read this book, I recommend reading this book first to see if your comfortable with your child this. Rating it as 3/5 and a age setting of +13 and up.

That’s all from me my fellow cattle dudes. Until next time eat you biscuits and mind your own business.

Sincerely,

CaffeineCattleDude

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HAY DAY MOBILE GAME:

I feel like everyone has that one mobile game that just irritates them for some reasons whatever that may be. For myself it’s Hay Day. Let’s start off with the most simplest one.

When you reach a certain level of the game you unlock different crops and even animals. One of the animals you can raise is pigs. Although, how the game is designed is when the pigs get fat you just put them in this sweating machine and that how you get the bacon you then sell. Huh? It’s bad enough that some kids still think chocolate milk comes from brown cows we really need no help from game developers.

Secondary, the fact that you can have a bread oven, run of a mill grill, and cake oven to make your food products for sale is just stupid. If you know anything about creating for products for consumption of the general public then you know food has to be prepared in a industry or functioning kitchen. How this game has it designed is that kitchen oven just sit out in the front lawn. The only places I’ve seen a oven sitting out in the front yard were people didn’t give it a second thought was a in a over grown yard. No one said anything cause you couldn’t see for the hip high grass.

In conclusion the game is dumb and I’m currently in level 15. In all seriousness don’t take anything in this post seriously. This was a funny post on how games tend to portray agriculture in a way that is too comical that we find it redundant.

All that being said have a good weekend. Remember to eat your biscuits and mind your own business.

Sincerely,

CaffeineCattleDude