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The Survey’s Top 37 Fanfics

Hello everyone and welcome to the top 25... wait, we mean 37 fanfics of the Batfam Fanfic Survey! Usually the survey published a most-voted 25 fanfic, but because of the way the number worked out, we're coming to you with the top 37!

These works were voted on by fans for fans in our survey and show an amazing range of variety. These aren’t the only fics out there, though, and a complete collection of all the nominated fics can be found here! So go give them some love and support the amazing authors behind the fanfics!

(nothing new) under the earth or sky by Kieron_ODuibhir

A Meditation on Railroading by @eggmacguffin

Ain't No Compass, Ain't No Map by @ebjameston

Alcatraz, But On Hardmode by SunnyBlue

Asimov's Integral by @selkienight60

Brother Wanted by @vamillepudding

Buy One Get One Free by Here_we_go

Can't Stay Down (A Documentary) by @sonosvegliato

Chatterbox by Ptelea

Clearly Calm and Keeping Terrorized by @batbirdies

Exit Strategy by @smilebackwards

Finding the Line by Miss_Lazy_Tuesday

Harvest by @coyote-nebula

In For a Penny by @cdelphiki

Instead of All the Colors that I Saw by @sunflowersandink

Into the Brighter Night by @shoalsea

It's Not That Funny by @ionalottabookmarks

Jason Todd: the Not-So Outlaw by @comebackolivia

Let All My Red Flags Fade To White by @give-me-a-minute-to-think

Life Happens by @cdelphiki

Loading and Aspect Ratio by @jube514

not for very much longer by CreamofTomatoSoup

Our Bodies & Other Fine Machines by @sunflowersandink

QUARANTINED: RED ROBIN’S TIK TOK ACCOUNT by @justthatonegirl1815

Reclaiming Innocence by MurtaghMoranson

robin's roast by @envysparkler

Robins and Other Flightless Birds @ionalottabookmarks

Runaway Robin by DangerBeckett

The 70 Days After Groundhog Day by Ptelea

The Dark of the Night by @salparadiselost

The Demon in the Details Series by @salparadiselost

The Startling Secret Identity of The Batman by @nokomiss

Time (to Protect You) by Blueseabird2

two against the world by @officialratprince

Wing Beats in Reverse by @firefrightfic

World's Saddest Breakfast Club by @motleyfam

You, Me, and the Humanity In Between by @jube514

I hope this gives everyone lots of reccs and some new fanfic to enjoy! If you want even more batfam, be sure to check out our full collection on ao3:

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/TheBatfamFanficSurvey

Did you like our list? Did you think that there’s a fic that deserves to be here? Let us know in the comments and be sure to vote next time we conduct the survey! 

Happy Reading, Batfamatics!

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some jasons and damians thats been piling up :]

(and tim and alfred the cat)

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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

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I have trouble taking care of my teeth because everything that involves doing that is a sensory nightmare. I decide to do some research to see if there's anything I can do about this. The results?

"How to make your autistic child brush their teeth"

"Autistic Children and Sensory issues relating to tooth brushing"

"How to get your little shit to brush his fucking teeth"

Like, yeah Google, thanks, that really helps. And like, even if I was a child, some of the advice seemed... unhelpful. Like, doing a dance and singing a song while brushing your teeth? Even for a kid, I don't think that would help distract from a sensory experience as intense as brushing your teeth. Like, the extremely intense and unpleasant flavor, the intense feeling of the brush against your teeth scraping across it, even mouthwash has such an intense and disgusting flavor that I have difficulty keeping it in my mouth for more than a few seconds. I wish there was SOMETHING that could be done.

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don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆

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today i’m sad about that one line from the creator’s commetary about how zuko is a tsungi horn prodigy and the little letter zuko, aged 7, sends iroh in “legacy of the fire nation” where he very politely requests that iroh come home and teach him pai sho tricks, because that casts such a different light on their interactions in book one.  it was never iroh trying to push his own favorite things - pai sho and music night - on an uninterested zuko, it was iroh desperately trying to reconnect with zuko by recreating the activities he knows zuko used to enjoy.  zuko, aged 7, once begged iroh to come home and play board games with him and now zuko wants nothing to do with him and you know that eats iroh up alive

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Thinking about the JL finding out that Bruce has contingency plans for all of his kids and being horrified. But when the League asks them about it, all the kids are like “yeah! we actually all have them for each other just in case” and move on like it’s perfectly normal to have three different ways to take out your brother on hand (for emergencies).

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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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i feel like i never draw tim smiling but bb robin tim smiles a lot! (in between angst and tragedy)

brought to you by my continued attempts at figuring out tim’s early robin hair

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Do people know about Vocational Rehab? If you're USAmerican they have this in every state.

It's a program that helps disabled folks access education, training, and employment. For FREE.

You only have to be disabled to qualify (autism, ADHD, mental illness, physical illness, etc) and they cover very broad categories of disability. You do NOT have to be officially diagnosed yet when you walk in - they will even help pay for your diagnosis if you are struggling w disability.

I applied with my suspected autism and fibromyalgia, and they paid for 100% of my formal autism assessment.

Once your disability is established they will give you career counseling to learn about your interests and skills, and depending on the plan you create with your caseworker they will then help with school or finding employment. They paid for 100% of my college tuition and books, and even provided a laptop for me to use.

You do not have to pay anything for this program. If you make above a certain income, you will have to contribute to educational costs but will still receive assistance.

They will also help with the cost of things like mental health counseling while you work towards your goals, clothing for interviews, etc.

They cannot discriminate based on your race, gender, or sexual orientation.

They won't make you do excessive meetings.

They will allow you to do meetings with your caseworker remotely.

They will not drug test you.

They want you to succeed.

I'm sure that individual experiences vary but my caseworker was exceptionally easy to work with and very kind.

Vocational Rehab is a phenomenal resource every disabled person should be aware of. Here is the list of offices in every state:

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mmm soob

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Dyslexic adventures!

Follow me on WEBTOONS

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Jason: Kid we need you to-

Jason:

Jason: Are you making Sims of the entire family?

Damian: Yes, I'm also going to recreate Wayne Manor to house them all. Do you want to join me?

Jason: Scooch over I have an idea for one of Dick's outfits

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Gross porn blogs:

What is it about my page that entices you? I’m not interested! Get lost!

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I think I’ve only ever seen Hiccup lifting Astrid, but let’s be honest about who would be lifting whom in this relationship.

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I’m so angry at the number of people who have commented on my chronic pain posts like “I don’t have chronic pain so I don’t count but I do have chronic migraines-“

that’s chronic pain. that’s specifically the type of chronic pain I’m referring to.

and I’m absolutely not mad at those people, not in the slightest, but I’m furious at everyone and society as a whole that’s convinced them that they don’t count, that chronic migraines aren’t a genuinely debilitating form of chronic pain and disability.

migraines are chronic pain and have significant impacts on your life and you deserve to have that validated and not brushed off as “other people have it worse” or “not a real disability.”